Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows! Oops!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should go well…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR BABIES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger he was served and wants justice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable products is actually ENDANGERING animals in the neighborhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think she’d mind parking a few blocks away?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.