Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for an answer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s groceries for her? You get the #10 Phone Tap of the year...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.