Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made the mistake of telling his girlfriend that his new assistant at work is attractive, so of course we agreed to make it worse for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are coming to the store and her salad is the FIRST thing to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview…and while she’s ecstatic to have a job…Jeff can’t keep his mouth shut.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was spotted NOT returning his shopping cart after buying groceries, and today we have time to exact some punishment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY interested in his lady…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a college student supervisor and introducing one of the newest members of the school, a 40-year old mother with a need for PARTYING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to keep her eyes to HERSELF!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just ruin her day in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as one to watch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and because of that there’s gonna be some BIG changes coming his way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never forget again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the news Bumble is releasing an AI program that will help go on dates FOR you, we’re gonna see if today’s Phone Tap victim can have any luck in love with our new Artificial Intelligence Dating Concierge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has an entirely NEW set of problems on his hands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.