Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s groceries for her? You get the #10 Phone Tap of the year...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent Jose who can’t get enough of ‘em!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her friend set her up with the PERFECT man for her, but the guy calling her up is our own “Steady Eddy” the least loveable loser of all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even though Halloween was earlier this week we have one more Halloween Phone Tap saved up and today Jeff's confronting a mother who could only spare ONE PIECE of candy per kid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently rescheduled a grooming appointment and so Jeff's calling her back to hit her with every cancellation fee known to man!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom needs help finding a Halloween costume for a rave and he's hoping today’s Phone Tap victim can assist him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a court date ON HALLOWEEN to fight a parking ticket and Brooke's calling to let him know the judge is a BIG fan of the holiday so he better get in the spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a neighborhood that goes ALL OUT for Halloween, and there’s no way she’s prepared for what tricks we’re treating her with this year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy who asked us to prank his wife said we could do anything we wanted, as long as we SHOCKED her in the first sentence...and Brooke succeeded!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights as an employment counselor as our newest Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling a woman who still hasn’t received her luggage that her airline lost TWO DAYS ago, and he's hoping a prank call will cheer her up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners wanted us to prank their old coworker so today Jeff's calling a guy and saying he found some compromising things in his old desk and he better have answers for them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Phone Tap victim today was adamant that he wasn’t going to come into work on Friday the 13th for superstitious reasons, but just his luck… Brooke's DEMANDING IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff prank calling a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a local museum and is anticipating his son’s elementary school class coming in for a tour, but Jeff's calling as his teacher and it’s safe to say he's a little distracted with a BIGGER project…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself, meet a new friend, and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, a high school needs a substitute music teacher and we’re sending them the most passionate person we’ve got… ROLANDO!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.