Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand new Phone Tap in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently given a new personal assistant by her boss, and we’re sending Brooke in for the job… but she might be a little TOO personal of an assistant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crimeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, and not taking "No" for an answer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role and Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re springing a audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.