
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Phone Tap: Sign Spinner Danger
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Resumes and NDAs
In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Hack the Interview
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Paleo Curious Carpet Cleaner
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama
One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Suitcase Swap
In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: College Daycare Rivals
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Crimanimals BBC Show
Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Automated Hubert Hubert
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Neighbors Helpin' Neighbors
In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Doc Blocked For Reservation
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Housewives TV Outage
We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only
Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Kinky Kids Books
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Coma Matchmaker
Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: DJ Grilled Cheese
In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder
When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Punch A Teacher
Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Remember Me?
In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to get a woman to say a name of someone from her past… and no matter what she says.. Brooke will INSIST she’s that person and pretend to be her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild and the Lost Water Bottle
Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Vito and Vino's New Italian Ristorante
Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Don't Mess With the DMV
One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Negative Ray
In your Phone Tap, Brooke's posing as corporate HR and letting one guy know that she's seen his social media pages and there's gonna be a problem soon if he doesn’t change his tune!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Classic Rudy
Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Find out in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dirty Magazine
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mail carrier with some peculiar characters on his normal route. Little does he know, Alan Winterbottom moved in and he has some ISSUES that need addressing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Prove You're Not A Robot
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her airline reservation but Jose's running customer service today and he's not letting a fancy hi-tech ROBOT trick him into doing anything!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Catch Three's Hands
You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Rolando's Dental Debrief
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: College Guys and Interview Lies
Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: How To Date My Son
What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: The Great Dad Shirt Debate
Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Steady Eddie and the Trash Popcorn
What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Most Hated Man In The Neighborhood
In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Spoonful Of Scams
In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Alan's Your New Dad
Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Marla the Bank Teller
Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Beat the Buzzer
It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Blood Donor Actor
In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Nocturnal Nomnitis
In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Benajamin's Birthday For One
Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Junk Food Teacher
Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence
Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes
Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone Tap: Donation Miscalculation
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.