Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.