Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and Brooke's calling from the airline to break the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the mall law!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #1 PHONE TAP OF 2024! Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Let's find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #2 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #3 PHONE TAP of Christmas - One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your #4 Phone Tap of Christmas, we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #5 Phone Tap of Christmas! You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #6 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS! Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #7 Phone Tap of Christmas! Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #8 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

YOUR #9 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS: In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today Jose's calling as that service to tell him he found the perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.