Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole new type of DMV screwup!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect her...that is until we pose as HR with some pretty big questions about some of the things she CLAIMED about her college "experience". Is she SURE she wasn't lying too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new reality show coming to his neighborhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.