Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK!  Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bot Week rolls on! Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All this week we’re celebrating “BOT WEEK” with some of our favorite AI-voice generated Phone Taps! In today’s call, Brooke lets her AI agent do all the “karen” complaining for her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy about to go into his first couples counseling session and introducing him to his MARRIED counselor duo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she booked a hotel ballroom for her son’s upcoming Bar Mitzvah, but we’re calling to tell her she accidentally double-booked with CuddleCon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These days people have AI assistants doing any number of everyday tasks for them, and in today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is using her AI to help order lunch, but there may be a few slight hiccups in the programming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some “paraphernalia” in her back seat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have to BAN her baby from every flying the skies again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to make it a FEDERAL CRIME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.