Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re leveling are NOT adding up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING parents ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT NEWS for her!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scam the Scammer week continues and in today’s Phone Tap we combined the powers of Brooke AND Jeffrey to get this fraudster in his feelings!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the first day of SCAM THE SCAMMER Week! We’re phone tapping every single scam call we get to the station and the first one is thanks to Jose and Jeffrey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new guy to go on his first day for his new boss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna let him off that easy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the passive-aggressive meter at 15!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.