Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Phone Tap: Cuddle Con Co-Op
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she booked a hotel ballroom for her son’s upcoming Bar Mitzvah, but we’re calling to tell her she accidentally double-booked with CuddleCon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: College Tours With Leo DiCaprio
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: AI Fez Orders Food
These days people have AI assistants doing any number of everyday tasks for them, and in today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is using her AI to help order lunch, but there may be a few slight hiccups in the programming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Car Cleaner
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some “paraphernalia” in her back seat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: No Fly List Baby
Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have to BAN her baby from every flying the skies again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: TikTak Needs A Cuban
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont
Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror
Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project
Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Blow Co Has Your Rebate
In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Better Dates Verified
Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Break the Bank
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Charge
Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Affection Connection
Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Snaked Your Cake
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to make it a FEDERAL CRIME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bank Ran Out Of Money
Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Timid Ben's New Dad
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Distracted Gym Membership
Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: You Can't Say IKEA
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Office Plant Whisperer
In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bagels & Bangers
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Holiday Monster In Law
Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ed Daniels and the Satanic Yoga Studio
In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cruddy Caribbean Cruise
Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Your Extra Hotel Fees
Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re leveling are NOT adding up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: MENSA Maddie
In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING parents ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Smart Fridge Fiasco
AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Influencers Eat Free
Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Real World Escape Room
Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Kitty In Italy
Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT NEWS for her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan Scams The Scammer
As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer
Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Couple Scammers Credit Karma
Scam the Scammer week continues and in today’s Phone Tap we combined the powers of Brooke AND Jeffrey to get this fraudster in his feelings!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer
The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Reverse Scam The Scammer
It’s the first day of SCAM THE SCAMMER Week! We’re phone tapping every single scam call we get to the station and the first one is thanks to Jose and Jeffrey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Be My Grundlebuck
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new guy to go on his first day for his new boss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Night At The Theater
Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna let him off that easy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bank Sheets and Cold Treats
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Release the KraKaren
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the passive-aggressive meter at 15!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home
In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio
Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets
In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Smash Zone Your Home
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses
In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby
Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Slink The Sub
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.