Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s some VERY randy seniors looking to take his class.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole new type of DMV screwup!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect her...that is until we pose as HR with some pretty big questions about some of the things she CLAIMED about her college "experience". Is she SURE she wasn't lying too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new reality show coming to his neighborhood! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.