Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the best feelings in the world is becoming a self-sufficient adult. You move out of your parent's place, get a nice place, well-paying job. The only thing that could ruin it? A prank phone call saying it's all fake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a woman who is worried she accidentally nicked a car in a parking lot. While she thought no one saw, she's in for a shock when she gets a call from Stoner Max saying he knows EXACTLY what she did in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his wife's friend....and since he hasn't met her child yet, we thought we'd introduce him using a completely fake kid made from internet clips!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we call a woman to let her know she was seen parallel parking the other day, and it was SO GOOD that she's been nominated for an outstanding award!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is a woman who recently got professional family photos taken and Brooke's calling to tell her the good news...Her prints are 100% FREE! In exchange she just needs to agree to something...And she’s REALLY gonna have to think about it… because it could make her FAMOUS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who applied to her homeowner’s association for approval to paint her house a new color, and she’s not gonna slip that past him so easily!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke prank calls a guy who told his friends he used Chat GPT of all things to spice up his dating profile. Big mistake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Brooke's calling a guy who works as a party entertainer and seeing if he’ll be willing to take his clown skills to a FUNERAL for the right price…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.