Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

The guy Jeff's pranking today has been taking one of those “mind-sharpening” vitamin products and he told his wife he swears they’re working. She emailed us and now he’s the latest victim of our Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with in even his wildest dreams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home might be pretty cushy for some people, but in radio we don’t get that option. Until today when Brooke took working from home to the extreme in an all new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep  well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.