Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and we’re calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timid Benjamin is back for a Halloween Phone Tap! We call the owner of a Haunted House and see how irritated Benjamin can make him on his busiest day of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead! That’s just as fun, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently moved into a gated community and tell her all about how we do Halloween a little more luxuriously than other neighborhoods…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a special Halloween Phone Tap! Today’s victim got some surprising news that he didn’t expect about his wife and we couldn’t tell if he was more confused, angry, or TURNED ON!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who ordered a cameo video from the actor who played Malfoy in Harry Potter, and while he’s unavailable… Jose should be a suitable replacement!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to pay a bill over the phone but our new Smart AI robot has a few zingers it wants to try out on him first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the wife of a man gone on a business trip to alert her of some possibly fraudulent and definitely weird charges on his credit cardSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a couple renting a place on Airbnb to tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with her stepson…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... and his duty involves just ONE WORD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim needs to sign a new apartment lease immediately, and so we’re gonna get in the middle of it and make sure he never gets close to what he needs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling to scold him for gaming so much on company time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.