Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever tasted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about a lot of “bedroom noises” coming from their upstairs neighbor so Jeff's staking out the scene and documenting it all in gruesome detail!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an accomplice to his streaking endeavor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is back for a brand new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman and convincing her that her fiancé is a exclusive member of a restaurant called “Cheek’s Chicken & Thighs” and for some reasons she’s NOT pleased hearing that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him Jose fell asleep during a movie and has been locked inside ALL NIGHT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a take and bake pizza joint and accuses them of POISONING him by selling him a raw pie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in solar panels on his house and now we’re calling from the city to tie him to a series of bird disappearances in the area…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a youth baseball coach and cracking down on some outrageous language coming from the parents in the crowd!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a middle schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake is posing as a pretentious Hollywood photog who not only has BETTER ideas for his proposal... But is using a voice changer to sound really intimidating!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective… Namaste.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.