Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to get a call from HR...He's been abusing his toilet privileges… And we have an interesting, yet strange solution to stop him from using the bathroom on company time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor, so we’re going to call him and introduce ourselves! And we’ve got a whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired an all-natural pool cleaner, but “all-natural” wasn’t describing the cleaning supplies, it’s all about what the pool cleaner’s wearing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim uses Uber ALL the time and always complains to his girlfriend how much the drivers talk... So we're going to use that against him...And suspend him for being anti-social!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's character Clover has taken a part time job doing deliveries for the postal service...And he's going to make sure porch pirates don't EVER strike again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when you get a real life stoner... playing a pretend stoner in a prank phone call? That's what happens today, when Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked in the middle of his job...And now there's a big problem...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. One of our listeners stole a picture off their coworker’s desk and then set them up for a Phone Tap all in the same day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hardest part about Phone Taps is getting people to answer the phone, because everyone assumes it's a scam call...So instead of constantly fighting that battle, we’re going to run towards it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a big fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, we call the mother of a young child attending daycare and we tell her about a few new parenting techniques we learned from an animal shelter. Should go fine, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey has started a new service to help teach young people all the things their parents never taught them. It’s called “Millennial Assist” and it’s changing the game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we got Jose to pretend to be a new hire of an accounting firm who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database. Safe to say they were not happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think you can wander around COSTCO eating all the “free” samples you want and we’re not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re WRONG!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to call your boss while she’s on vacation and ask for a raise… would you take it? Or let it slip? We'll see what today's Phone Tap victim does when put in that situation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.