Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's getting flirty with a young stud who's been abusing the free wifi at a local coffee shop... She loves herself a BAD BOY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jose's Phone Tap character....He comes from the Scottish Isles, his name is Finley and he’s hoping to help out… If you can understand him…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a mom worried about her son’s first time away at camp. There’s nothing to worry about though, this camp is simply a feeder program for an Amazon Warehouse. Hard work is fun!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, The guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your new Phone Tap we’re drawing territory lines in the refreshment game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap: we’re pranking a camp counselor by revealing some of the insanely bizarre dietary restrictions our son has while away at camp. Nobody better disrespect his dietary needs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection plate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim recently made a generous donation to a school fundraiser...but what did the money really go towards? FELONS. While we're thankful, she might not be as thrilled...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor...Jose moved in! He's ready to call and introduce himself...And the whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim bought a new bed online and paid for someone to build it for him... The problem is he got Jeff for the job, and chances are it's not gonna end up looking like a bed... or be inside his house at all...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman we’re pranking just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand some eccentric items to help him close the deal…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's awkward when you don't remember someone but they know everything about you...Jose is taking it a step further by inviting a stranger to be the BEST MAN at his wedding... For old times' sake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We called a mom who's on edge about her son's first day of driving lessons...Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell his orthodontist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's REALLY getting....And she's suddenly not so thrilled....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible while making a reservation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to his meal before it got to him…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.