Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline annoying. Happy Jalapeño Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole school’s been mispronouncing her son’s name wrong all year long.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants to learn all about those eggplant emojis they’ve been sending!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the edge before that can happen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO good, so he has some ideas to make things better!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling admissions for a community college and Brooke is going to try and get some special treatment for her son, Jose, who is failing all of his classes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is asking a woman out, but little does she know she's about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, Mr. Corn. We're trying to make things as awkward as possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A majority of all phone calls now are scammers, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and informing him right away this call is NOT a scam. Repeat: Not a scam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is on vacation and broke the toilet at their rental place. So Jose is going to call as the owner of the house to tell him he never should have used it, it’s just a “Display Toilet!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just visited his grandmother at a retirement home...All he was doing was bringing her some freshly baked goods, but now Brooke's accusing him of doing something ILLEGAL that affected ALL the seniors.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is giving a call to his hot new Bumble match to introduce himself....With the help of his trusty and invasive parrot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is posing as a hot tub repair guy in your Phone Tap! There’s just one issue though, he’s a hot tub repair guy that’s terrified of hot tubs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's phone tap victim is a woman about to start a new job, and she’s going to get a rude awakening from her manager, “Robert the Horrible.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re setting up a guy who gets jealous over how much attention his girlfriend gets at the gym. So we’ve sent our manliest man out for this job: Jeffrey...It's about to be a full on BRO WAR.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a psychic to come to her company’s holiday party, but their usual medium isn't available. So this year, she’s getting our very own Brooke Fox… and she has some troubling visions…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim left a complaint with a department store and today we’re not just calling her back with one customer service rep, but two! That should be helpful, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is getting help from an A-List CELEBRITY in today's Phone Tap! He's pranking a woman who started her first week at a hotel front desk job... And this is a reservation like NO other!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a woman who works at a vending machine company and her biggest nightmare is about to come true... Jose is going to confess his love for the ENERGY DRINKS they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a lifetime warranty on a jacket he purchased. Now he wants to return it, but his wife asked us to make his experience as DIFFICULT as possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for Social Media Coordinator Alexis’ first ever Phone Tap! Today she’s calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Jose and Jeff dual Phone Tap! One of our listeners asked us to prank her manager at a pizza shop with the most UNCOMFORTABLE pizza order of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his dentist appointment and they're going to turn that anxiety UP to 11!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a big-time conspiracy theorist. From the apartment TV's to vending machines... NOTHING is trustworthy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, Jose stepped in at the last second and made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Multitasking is usually a good thing. But when you’re trying to make just a quick call, and it sounds like your banker is making a 4 course meal on the other line… it’s not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever pranked... He NEVER swears, he just won't do it, but Jeffrey is going to try his hardest to get the guy to curse it out, no matter what it takes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.