Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell his orthodontist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's REALLY getting....And she's suddenly not so thrilled....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible while making a reservation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to his meal before it got to him…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline annoying. Happy Jalapeño Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole school’s been mispronouncing her son’s name wrong all year long.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants to learn all about those eggplant emojis they’ve been sending!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the edge before that can happen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO good, so he has some ideas to make things better!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling admissions for a community college and Brooke is going to try and get some special treatment for her son, Jose, who is failing all of his classes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is asking a woman out, but little does she know she's about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, Mr. Corn. We're trying to make things as awkward as possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A majority of all phone calls now are scammers, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and informing him right away this call is NOT a scam. Repeat: Not a scam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is on vacation and broke the toilet at their rental place. So Jose is going to call as the owner of the house to tell him he never should have used it, it’s just a “Display Toilet!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just visited his grandmother at a retirement home...All he was doing was bringing her some freshly baked goods, but now Brooke's accusing him of doing something ILLEGAL that affected ALL the seniors.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.