Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis is back for a brand new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman and convincing her that her fiancé is a exclusive member of a restaurant called “Cheek’s Chicken & Thighs” and for some reasons she’s NOT pleased hearing that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him Jose fell asleep during a movie and has been locked inside ALL NIGHT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a take and bake pizza joint and accuses them of POISONING him by selling him a raw pie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in solar panels on his house and now we’re calling from the city to tie him to a series of bird disappearances in the area…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your brand new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a youth baseball coach and cracking down on some outrageous language coming from the parents in the crowd!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a middle schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake is posing as a pretentious Hollywood photog who not only has BETTER ideas for his proposal... But is using a voice changer to sound really intimidating!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective… Namaste.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it and we’ll see how far he gets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is calling a supplement store and looking to find something that’ll give him that “Big Big Energy” if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.