Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it and we’ll see how far he gets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey is calling a supplement store and looking to find something that’ll give him that “Big Big Energy” if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is suspicious of her boyfriend and so we’re going to play with her worst fear: he was cheating on her at a motel under the fake name “Tony Da Tigre.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be a landlord and we’re offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete our scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what we have to say about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that we lost his precious dog Bruno!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smooth talking“Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, Jose just moved into her old place and has her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. We’re posing as her substitute, but teaching isn’t our strong suit… Hypnosis is. And kids love hypnotists, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a minor issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.