Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Nard posted a super cringe video that Billy and Derek have to discuss.

A woman attacks men for having fragile egos.

Derek talks about his vacation and how it was ruined by the weather.

Nard gets into a heated debate with a caller.

What is a man's favorite body part of their woman?

Is it true that women even if they are married still want a slightly bigger member from their man.

Nard remembers when he was the greatest athlete in the world then Derek and Billy call him out on it.

A man chops everything in half after a divorce settlement.

Billy plays some audio about a woman earning more than the man, then Chris talks about how his wife takes care of everything.

Derek reminisces about the time he thought Nard had the perfect family.

Time for the greatest debate of all time, do men prefer boobs or butts?

A woman talks about how there is no more hot dudes and then Chris and Nard get into it with each other.

Billy is curious as to who has actually gotten an escort and then there is a surprise caller on the line.

What are some silly fights that have happened in your marriage before?

Billy has to ask Chris about his area of expertise in "pegging" but Nard wants to add a different perspective.

Billy has a trivia game for the crew and Nard has some very interesting answers.

A woman says that Father's Day just needs to be canceled.

Nard is back and recovered but still has an old school mindset.

A woman tells her man even after his day of work he should still help around the house.

Well, he is back but hopefully for good this time.

A woman talks about how she enjoys the dad bod.

A woman asks a judge for more child support but then the tables turn.

Danny DeVito is facing some backlash with some comments he made about his co-star Michelle Pfeiffer when she was Catwoman.

Billy and the guys discuss this woman who talks about how much an engagement ring should cost.

Do women like to be treated like dirt by their man?

What is the craziest thing while you were in the mood?

Billy plays a video of a woman explaining all the benefits of marrying a Mexican wife, but Derek has to disagree.

Billy makes a discovery about Derek's shirt and he won't be happy about it.

Billy shares some audio of a woman that doesn't want to wait to have sex but the topic shifts to a disgusting Tik Tok trend that freaks Derek out.

Time to fart on someone who wronged you this week.

Is it possible that a woman would ever pay for the first date?

Is it true that girls get put into the "bangzone" like when guys get friendzoned?

The Nard has returned from the hospital and shows Billy and Derek that he's still got it.

Joe Exotic posted a very "interesting" picture to his Instagram and Billy and Derek cover it with a return of a missed caller.

After one of the "Island Boys" post a picture of his newborn on social media, Billy asks the question if people are honest about ugly babies.

Who are some of the celebrities you wouldn't mind seeing in the nude?

Billy plays "Booty Bingo" with some callers.

Would you cut your own life short to extend your pet's?

Billy gives an update on Nard and talks about a creepy photo of the rascal.

If you could only do one position for the rest of your life which would it be?

Derek debates that there is no way people could do sex every day and need breaks.

Billy and Derek talk about some weird habits that Nard used to have.

Why is it that some women will have a man they only hook up with and then other man they like to date.

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman thinking how long she would wait for her man if he was wrongfully convicted.

A woman talks about how she personally wants "cat calling" back in society.

Nard ends up right back at the hospital after a week of work.

Nard defends his stance on having high standards when he is still single.

An expert explains how the gorilla would win against 100 men, but Nard argues with Billy and the crew about his logic.

After the hospital stay, Nard needs a little help from Billy and Derek to pay off bills.

Nard is worried about dating a woman who has a kid that's older than his kid.