Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

A woman calls her husband ugly so Billy the guys discuss if that's wrong or not.

Billy and Derek bring in Daniel to help Nard realize he might be at fault for his break up.

A man calls in exposing Nard for looking at his girl and it causes Nard's relationship to be ruined.

Billy makes a poem that's special just for Nard.

Well all thanks to Nard, Billy, Derek, and Chris all came into the studio shaved and read the comments about how they look.

Nard thinks he's so attractive even without his facial hair, so now the whole show is going to shave to show him he's wrong.

Billy gets more out of Daniel in one segment than he has out of Nard for years.

Billy wants to know a man's top five things he enjoys the most, Nard tries to chime in and gets kicked out of the studio.

Billy and Derek realize that Nard is never current with any trends.

A man has a name for his wife and so Billy is curious if callers have a name that pisses off their wife.

Billy ask what Nard and his girlfriend talk about and it goes into if the moon landing was faked.

Derek finds out that Nard and his girl talk about everything and nothing at the same time.

A woman confesses that she once sent a nude for food, has anyone else done this?

There is no one who likes sex more than a woman that is totally into you.

A man sells the wedding ring after he finds out his wife cheated.

Is it a sign of weakness in a guy to have a birthday in the month of February?

Is the relationship truly happy if it is 50/50?

Which came first? Cooking for your date or giving up the cheeks?

A couple argue about if the wife should feed the step kid.

Another dramatic reveal about Nard's "relationship".

Daniel has been having trouble in the dating world, Billy, Derek, and Chris want to help.

Would a woman want more of a guy that works out all the time or one that knows how to cook?

The most attractive thing a man can have is already having a girlfriend.

Billy ask the crew what is one thing they would change about themselves looks wise.

Is it easier to flirt with single or married women?

Nard wants to get his fake abs over seeing his grandma who just passed away.

Nard saying "yeah" to everything reminds Billy of something.

Nard is a little jealous when his girl seems to be laughing at other guy's messages, Billy and Derek think he's more psycho.

Derek is in the market for a new car and Billy also ask the question if men can just sense when their woman is naked anywhere in the house.

The main topics that are always covered on The Billy Madison Show, boobs and butt hair.

Derek has to remind everyone he isn't scared of what his wife says.

More trolling of Nard leads to him attacking back for once against Derek.

Will Nard win his girl back by showing her that he is a crier?

Would you choose 200 million and partner goes to jail or stay out?

Top ten reason why Nard's ex shouldn't get back with him. Derek helps Billy figure them out.

Fart on the people that wronged you this week.

Nard is still having trouble getting back together with his ex girlfriend and Derek and Chris want to offer some help, but get distracted.

Can a marriage survive a fight about who makes pancakes the right way?

Billy has finally had enough and snaps on Nard.

A caller wants to call out Nard for spotting them spending money over the weekend.

Billy, Derek, and Chris try to help Nard understand he isn't able to spend the big bucks just yet.

Nard's girlfriend has some pictures that he wants to share with Billy and Derek and it sends the crew into a frenzy.

Nard talks about how he tries his best every day, so naturally Billy and Derek have something to say about that.

Hear the embarrassing story of how Nard wants to be a fisherman to impress his new girlfriend.

Nard called Derek during the Christmas break to help clear up that he in fact doesn't have yeast.

Billy finds some audio of Nard calling every woman he meets baby girl.

Billy still doesn't believe Nard's new girlfriend until he sees a photo that Nard shows.

Billy plays a bit of audio of grandmas remembering a time of what to call hoes.

Nard is getting a procedure done and Billy had the idea of showing it off when he comes back.

Skanksgiving is around the corner where people go back home and get busy with some old flames.