
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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GROPING MEN
Is it the new thing for men to be groped now instead of women?

SPANKSGIVING
Time to spank Nard for whatever it is you are thankful for.

LOST CALLER
A woman talks about how she is shocked her husband was upset by her cheating, a caller comes in and Billy and the show have some fun with them.

BILLY CUTS NARD OFF
No more free money for Nard as Billy cuts him off.

NARD IS CRYING
Nard has some emotions that show and Billy and Derek call him out.

NARD'S NEW CHICK
Billy and Derek find out that Nard has an attractive woman who is into him and they can't stand his ego.

NARD'S LANGUAGE
Nard has a lot of trouble trying to talk to Billy, Derek, and Chris.

SPELLING BEE
Nard V.S. a listener in a spelling bee for tickets.

NARD IS FLUSTERED
After asking Nard for some advice about the dating world, Billy is a bit confused when Nard speaks gibberish.

WOMAN KICKED OUT
A woman is kicked out for still talking to her ex, Billy and the guys have a debate about it.

NARD'S WRIST
A throwback moment where Chris finds audio of Nard hurting his wrist.

GUY RELATIONSHIPS
Chris talks about cool it would be to just always have a guy around but not in a sexual way.

FART FRIDAY
Someone wronged you? Fart on them with The Billy Madison Show.

NO COOKING
Women who don't cook for their man are actually happier.

NARD OUT SHOES
Billy gave Nard some shoes that he customized to his liking.

NARD'S RED FLAG
A woman calls Nard a red flag so he decides to share his thoughts to Billy and Derek.

NARD QUOTES
Billy has a list of the 10 wildest things Nard has ever said.

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
Nard goes on the attack about how flight attendants might be a bit more slutty than other workers.

IS IT CHEATING
Billy plays some audio of a woman asking "is it cheating" questions.

BELITTLING HUSBAND
A woman makes her husband cook dinner after a 12hr shift and Billy has some callers that have some thoughts about it.

BAD BOOTY CALL
Billy wants to know some horror booty call stories from the callers.

HOE PHASE
Billy ask for callers to talk about regretting their hoe phase.

CAR OFF
Billy ask callers what is a red flag in a guy and two callers start bragging about their cars.

STILL HOLDING ON
Billy and Derek address Nard having his ex's name still tattooed on his arm.
NARD'S SMILE
According to a study a smile can lead to some BDE for men, so Billy and Derek test it out with Nard and realize he looks like a serial killer.

DOOR DASH SCANDAL
Nard talks to Billy and Derek about the woman who was fired from door dash.

LAUGHING AT NARD
A woman talks about how much money a man should make before she can date him, Billy and Derek talk about Nard's great uber weekend.

NO TALK NARD
Billy has some critique about how Nard did on the show while Derek was out.

SKID MARKS
Billy plays some audio of a woman saying a man has never had skid marks, unlike Nard.

HUSBAND ISN'T SPECIAL
A woman calls in about how her husband gets attention at the gym but she doesn't see why.

ASKING PRICES
A husband asks his wife about the prices with online items.

BACKING UP TOXIC
A woman says that a man that backs the car in a parking spot is just a toxic man.

FART FRIDAY
The typical "Fart On Someone" takes an interesting turn with a caller.

LETTER THREAT
Billy reads about a man that was arrested after writing a threat on a letter thinking he was in the clear.

NARD CRASHES OUT
Billy roast Nard to the point where he is in tears and lashing out.

BILLY'S HIDDEN HOUSE
The guys recall a time they blindfolded Daniel to keep him from finding out where Billy's house was.

NARD ATTACKS FAT PEOPLE
Nard shares his thought on bigger people.

FART FRIDAY
Its time to fart on the people that wronged you this week.

SPITTING ON A GUY
Billy reads about a woman who finds guys that have a sick request, but when he asks Nard he finds out he is even sicker.

MULTIPLE CHICKS
If a man has multiple women on his roster, would he be treated the same as a woman with multiple men on her roster?

RADIO VOICE
Billy remembers a time he practiced his "radio voice" but Nard seems to have some trouble.

NARD'S STAND UP
Billy plays a replay of Nard's five minute stand up at the BMS live event this past Friday.

TRIVIA GAME
Derek, Chris, Nard, and Goof play trivia for some listeners to win some tickets.

BOOBS AT HOME
A man says the best thing about a relationship is the fact that he gets to see boobs at home everyday.

MOM BODS
Are mom bods sought after like dad bods are?

SMARTER THAN NARD
Nard finds his equal in a trivia game.

NARD GETS PUNCHED
Nard gets punched by Derek for something very rude on the air.

WHO DID IT
Billy plays a game of "Who Did It?" to give away VIP tickets to the BMS live show happening on Friday September 26th.

NARD IS A VICTIM
Nard starts getting upset about being the punching bag when he throws the most shots.

PLUS SIZED
Nard shares his thoughts about plus sized people and includes Derek.