Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Nard wants to get his fake abs over seeing his grandma who just passed away.

Nard saying "yeah" to everything reminds Billy of something.

Nard is a little jealous when his girl seems to be laughing at other guy's messages, Billy and Derek think he's more psycho.

Derek is in the market for a new car and Billy also ask the question if men can just sense when their woman is naked anywhere in the house.

The main topics that are always covered on The Billy Madison Show, boobs and butt hair.

Derek has to remind everyone he isn't scared of what his wife says.

More trolling of Nard leads to him attacking back for once against Derek.

Will Nard win his girl back by showing her that he is a crier?

Would you choose 200 million and partner goes to jail or stay out?

Top ten reason why Nard's ex shouldn't get back with him. Derek helps Billy figure them out.

Fart on the people that wronged you this week.

Nard is still having trouble getting back together with his ex girlfriend and Derek and Chris want to offer some help, but get distracted.

Can a marriage survive a fight about who makes pancakes the right way?

Billy has finally had enough and snaps on Nard.

A caller wants to call out Nard for spotting them spending money over the weekend.

Billy, Derek, and Chris try to help Nard understand he isn't able to spend the big bucks just yet.

Nard's girlfriend has some pictures that he wants to share with Billy and Derek and it sends the crew into a frenzy.

Nard talks about how he tries his best every day, so naturally Billy and Derek have something to say about that.

Hear the embarrassing story of how Nard wants to be a fisherman to impress his new girlfriend.

Nard called Derek during the Christmas break to help clear up that he in fact doesn't have yeast.

Billy finds some audio of Nard calling every woman he meets baby girl.

Billy still doesn't believe Nard's new girlfriend until he sees a photo that Nard shows.

Billy plays a bit of audio of grandmas remembering a time of what to call hoes.

Nard is getting a procedure done and Billy had the idea of showing it off when he comes back.

Skanksgiving is around the corner where people go back home and get busy with some old flames.

Is it the new thing for men to be groped now instead of women?

Time to spank Nard for whatever it is you are thankful for.

A woman talks about how she is shocked her husband was upset by her cheating, a caller comes in and Billy and the show have some fun with them.

No more free money for Nard as Billy cuts him off.

Nard has some emotions that show and Billy and Derek call him out.

Billy and Derek find out that Nard has an attractive woman who is into him and they can't stand his ego.

Nard has a lot of trouble trying to talk to Billy, Derek, and Chris.

Nard V.S. a listener in a spelling bee for tickets.

After asking Nard for some advice about the dating world, Billy is a bit confused when Nard speaks gibberish.

A woman is kicked out for still talking to her ex, Billy and the guys have a debate about it.

A throwback moment where Chris finds audio of Nard hurting his wrist.

Chris talks about cool it would be to just always have a guy around but not in a sexual way.

Someone wronged you? Fart on them with The Billy Madison Show.

Women who don't cook for their man are actually happier.

Billy gave Nard some shoes that he customized to his liking.

A woman calls Nard a red flag so he decides to share his thoughts to Billy and Derek.

Billy has a list of the 10 wildest things Nard has ever said.

Nard goes on the attack about how flight attendants might be a bit more slutty than other workers.

Billy plays some audio of a woman asking "is it cheating" questions.

A woman makes her husband cook dinner after a 12hr shift and Billy has some callers that have some thoughts about it.

Billy wants to know some horror booty call stories from the callers.

Billy ask for callers to talk about regretting their hoe phase.

Billy ask callers what is a red flag in a guy and two callers start bragging about their cars.

Billy and Derek address Nard having his ex's name still tattooed on his arm.

According to a study a smile can lead to some BDE for men, so Billy and Derek test it out with Nard and realize he looks like a serial killer.