Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Nard is back and has some interesting thoughts to share with Billy, Derek, and Chris about his nurse.

Billy ask listeners if they have ever had a wild animal attack them.

Nard is making more demands while being in the hospital.

What nickname do you have your significant other saved under in your phone can say a lot about the relationship.

What is the equivalent to a woman giving "flowers" for her man?

Time to see who is the biggest dumbass.

Do women like when they get special attention to their toes?

Katy Perry and Jeff Bezo's girlfriend took a trip up in space and Billy had the audio of their landing.

Nard didn't show up to work, but calls Billy and Derek to let them know what's going on.

Time to fart on someone who pissed you off this week.

Would Nard make ladies pop their balloon to signal they don't want to date him? Billy takes calls.

Are woman truly seeking out shorter guys now these days?

Does your boss make you want to break the rules at work?

Are woman really into the receding hair line on a man?

A man calls off his wedding because he finds out his soon to be wife was a little too freaky before they met.

Nard shares some knowledge to Billy and Derek about how honest his tinder dates truly get.

Even when Billy tells Nard exactly what to say he still can't do it.

This woman has a different version of an alarm clock for her man.

Derek remembers how special his meals were with his mother.

The usual fart on someone bit takes a wild turn with a caller named Katy.

Nard finds out that he might be the only guy that ever has a front wedgie.

A dad leaves his kid when he plans to meet a prostitute and Nard has some "special comments" about it.

Are husbands still looking forward to being with their wife if it has been a long marriage?

Nard has a story about a female Navy Seal and Derek doesn't believe him.

A man debates that it wasn't a crime to throw food at his own wife.

Billy starts to get a little curious as to when they will launch off Nard's OnlyFans.

Billy talks about his recent accident and Derek says its only because women can't drive.

Billy has a special uber story just for Nard.

A new trend to show men to be more masculine is shaving their eyelashes.

Billy and Derek try to translate what Nard is really saying.

Billy wants to see if Nard is cut out for the sugar baby lifestyle.

Fart on anyone that has wronged you this week.

A listener of the program made an A.I. video about Derek and Billy.

Derek's day took an unexpected turn when he found himself being a firefighter.

Do women like when a man tells them what they want during a "special" act?

What is the outfit you wear when you go to sleep?

Nard figures out the only way for him to make some extra money is to sign up for OnlyFans.

There is a photo that Derek isn't happy about.

What factors in giving a tip to a waiter or waitress?

Billy isolated some audio of what happened in the studio the other day and now Nard is on trial for farting.

What is a fear you have? One myth/fear is swallowing spiders while you sleep.

Nard has a theory that dreams are just other lives in the multiverse.

There is a heated debate about guy friends knowing each other's birthdays.

What are some "fat" things you've done?

Is it true that the crazier women are the better ones to pick?

What is the certain way a woman should ask for a man's money?

Its time for Big Dummy Trivia with a twist.

Nard got into a little bit of an accident so Billy and Derek have him talk about the drama caused at the rental shop.

Comedian Dusty Slay joins the show for some good times and laughs.

Nard has to vent about some crazy parents that were at his son's basketball game.