Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

What is the craziest thing while you were in the mood?

Billy plays a video of a woman explaining all the benefits of marrying a Mexican wife, but Derek has to disagree.

Billy makes a discovery about Derek's shirt and he won't be happy about it.

Billy shares some audio of a woman that doesn't want to wait to have sex but the topic shifts to a disgusting Tik Tok trend that freaks Derek out.

Time to fart on someone who wronged you this week.

Is it possible that a woman would ever pay for the first date?

Is it true that girls get put into the "bangzone" like when guys get friendzoned?

The Nard has returned from the hospital and shows Billy and Derek that he's still got it.

Joe Exotic posted a very "interesting" picture to his Instagram and Billy and Derek cover it with a return of a missed caller.

After one of the "Island Boys" post a picture of his newborn on social media, Billy asks the question if people are honest about ugly babies.

Who are some of the celebrities you wouldn't mind seeing in the nude?

Billy plays "Booty Bingo" with some callers.

Would you cut your own life short to extend your pet's?

Billy gives an update on Nard and talks about a creepy photo of the rascal.

If you could only do one position for the rest of your life which would it be?

Derek debates that there is no way people could do sex every day and need breaks.

Billy and Derek talk about some weird habits that Nard used to have.

Why is it that some women will have a man they only hook up with and then other man they like to date.

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman thinking how long she would wait for her man if he was wrongfully convicted.

A woman talks about how she personally wants "cat calling" back in society.

Nard ends up right back at the hospital after a week of work.

Nard defends his stance on having high standards when he is still single.

An expert explains how the gorilla would win against 100 men, but Nard argues with Billy and the crew about his logic.

After the hospital stay, Nard needs a little help from Billy and Derek to pay off bills.

Nard is worried about dating a woman who has a kid that's older than his kid.

Nard is back and has some interesting thoughts to share with Billy, Derek, and Chris about his nurse.

Billy ask listeners if they have ever had a wild animal attack them.

Nard is making more demands while being in the hospital.

What nickname do you have your significant other saved under in your phone can say a lot about the relationship.

What is the equivalent to a woman giving "flowers" for her man?

Time to see who is the biggest dumbass.

Do women like when they get special attention to their toes?

Katy Perry and Jeff Bezo's girlfriend took a trip up in space and Billy had the audio of their landing.

Nard didn't show up to work, but calls Billy and Derek to let them know what's going on.

Time to fart on someone who pissed you off this week.

Would Nard make ladies pop their balloon to signal they don't want to date him? Billy takes calls.

Are woman truly seeking out shorter guys now these days?

Does your boss make you want to break the rules at work?

Are woman really into the receding hair line on a man?

A man calls off his wedding because he finds out his soon to be wife was a little too freaky before they met.

Nard shares some knowledge to Billy and Derek about how honest his tinder dates truly get.

Even when Billy tells Nard exactly what to say he still can't do it.

This woman has a different version of an alarm clock for her man.

Derek remembers how special his meals were with his mother.

The usual fart on someone bit takes a wild turn with a caller named Katy.

Nard finds out that he might be the only guy that ever has a front wedgie.

A dad leaves his kid when he plans to meet a prostitute and Nard has some "special comments" about it.

Are husbands still looking forward to being with their wife if it has been a long marriage?

Nard has a story about a female Navy Seal and Derek doesn't believe him.

A man debates that it wasn't a crime to throw food at his own wife.