
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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DEREK'S LETTER
Derek receives a letter from his grandma but won't open it, Billy tries to guess what it might be.

DESTROY EX'S CAR
Who has gotten back at an ex and done something to their car, throw eggs, sugar in gas tank etc.

DOGS EVERYWHERE
Is it okay to bring a regular non service dog to public places more often?

PULLING HAIRS
Billy wants to pull more hairs for people's exes but this time he's pulling hair from Nard's front.

EX BUTT HAIRS
Billy has Derek pull out Nard's butt hairs for people to name their ex and Nard has to eat them.

NARD'S BAD PERFORMANCE
Billy and Derek critique Nard's latest performance when Derek was absent.

CHILD SUPPORT
A woman says that the $3200 a month she gets for child support is hers to do whatever she wants with.

NARD VS CHRIS
Nard comes in looking fresh and Chris thinks its too much hype.

MANLY MEN
Billy wonders what's something a man can do to get his woman a bit more turned on.

STRIPPERS AND GAMES
There is a new place to play video games and its not where you think it would be.

PEE ANXIETY
Is it normal for guys to be nervous about going to pee when others are in the bathroom?

DOING IT IN PUBLIC
Is it still a thing for couples to get it on in a public place?

INCEST FAMILY
Biggest case of incest with a family caught in Oklahoma, maybe related to Nard.

FRENCH FRY DIPPING
What sauce do you use to dip your fries in?

FART FRIDAY
Time to fart on the people that annoyed you this week.

NO DRINKING
Is drinking not the cool thing to do anymore?

NARD'S PROBLEMS
Billy and the guys try to help Nard with the long list of his problems.

MAKING MEN JEALOUS
Is it normal for women to make a certain man jealous so she has control over him?

NARD'S NEW NAME
It's time to retire the Nard name and take a vote for Nathaniel Daniel.

DEREK PUKES
Derek fights through some illness and makes Nard sick.

Your Fault You Got Cheated On?
Good guy takes blame for getting cheated on. Other callers think he's a cuck a** chump!

GIRLS WANT BAD BOYS
Billy shares a reason as to why women want the bad boys.

GIRL SWEATPANTS
Are guys into girls that will wear sweatpants at home or in public?

THE ICK
What are some icks that guys get in women?

MEN WEARING PERFUME
Lamar Jackson talks about how he likes to wear women's perfume rather than man's cologne.

DIRTY SECRETS
Billy ask callers what are some wild secrets they have been holding onto.

GIRLS LIKE CRAZY GUYS
After the recent assassination of the health insurance CEO, girls are falling for the killer and Billy wonders why women always do this.

WEIRD PETS
What's something weird your pet has done?

PAYING FOR MAN
A man pretends to forget his wallet to see his girlfriend's reaction.

NARD'S PHONE STOLEN
Nard misplaces his own cell phone and gets a little frustrated about it

E.D. PROBLEMS
Billy finds a study about how most guys are suffering from E.D.

FARTING COUPLES
Does it help strengthen the relationship if you fart in front of your partner?

SKANKSGIVING
Its a holiday that is coming up with Thanksgiving where people get a little extra freaky.

BANJO TEETH NARD
Billy discovers that every time Nard smiles he hears a banjo somewhere being played.

SECRETS
Billy ask callers to tell the show some of their dark secrets.

NARD'S PEST PROBLEM
Nard is still facing his biggest foe, the termite queen.

HIDING IN CAR
Some men have confessed of hiding in their car before going inside their house to hear their nagging wife.

FART FRIDAY
Time to play "Who do you want to fart on?"

LOSING ATTRACTION
What are some habits that made you lose attraction in a relationship?

CUDDLES
Do couples really like the cuddles more than other things in their relationship?

PERFECT WOMAN
Billy ask the guys on the show what would be the perfect body for their ideal woman.

INITIATING SEX
Do you have to be the one to initiate sex with your partner or are you turning it down?

NARD'S TUNE UP
After some crazy audio Billy finds a video of Nard informing people about a car product.

NARD DANCE PARTY
Billy discuss a special event for Nard to meet some of the listeners.

ELECTION BREAK UP
With the important election yesterday there are some people who are breaking up because of who voted for whom

SCRATCH AND SNIFF
Do women also join in on the scratch and sniff habit?

FUNNIEST ICK
What are some of the listeners funniest icks they have?

FART FRIDAY
Time to play "Who do you want to fart on?"

FOOTBALL JERSEY
A question was asked if it was attractive when a woman wears a football jersey.

100K FOR TRAIN
Would you allow your woman to have a train ran on her for 100k?