Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Do men like to be babied by their woman? Is that the secret to keep a man?

BMS finds out that the home market of San Antonio is a huge polyamorous city, while Nard has trouble saying the word.

Nard has to defend himself from Billy and Derek about his actual size.

Billy and Derek call out Nard for his lack of content he brings.

Billy and Derek get a special call from Nard's "little" member.

Do guys want to wake up to breakfast being made or to something else happening?

A new interesting study says something about people with high hook up rates on dating apps.

Nard explains how he had to purchase something to use the bathroom and couldn't figure out the code.

Nard has trouble understanding what the guys are saying so Billy has him leave the room.

Billy shares a study that men are more "excited" about their fantasy league than being with their woman.

Daniel is back and Nard has some thoughts about it.

A woman talks about how a man should pay for her nails to be done, then Billy gets a few interesting callers that have some thoughts.

Billy is curious if any man has stayed with a woman that has stabbed them, but one caller leaves them in shock.

A woman explains the secrets on how to keep a guy.

Billy plays some audio and after Derek sees what the woman looks like from the video, he gets an unexpected call.

A woman talks about how its bad that a man won't get booty at home, a caller comes in agreeing and when Billy tries to set her up with Nard she rejects him

The usual Fart on someone Friday takes a wild turn at the end.

Chris is giving away a special prize on the show.

Is there an actual grieving process or do you have sex with other people when you lose your significant other?

Nard admits to something he doesn't seem to understand.

Nard actually gets a good comeback for once.

As usual Nard has trouble saying a word and Billy has had enough.

Another chance for Daniel to go after Nard and call him out.

Nard starts to argue with Billy and Derek as to when they met Daniel.

Nard shares some A.I. pickup lines with Billy, Derek, and Chris, and they are something.

Nard goes into detail about this woman he hooked up with over the weekend.

Nard tries to defend that he knows comedy.

When men clown on each other it shows they are actually closer.

Billy lets Dumbass Daniel call in to chew Nard out about how he treats some of these women he is seeing.

Derek notices how small Nard's head has gotten since his recovery.

A woman wants the princess treatment and a caller gets after Billy and the guys about what she said.

A woman's sister sleeps with her husband and finds out that the niece is actually the daughter.

Nard has some issues with numbers and how they work.

Nard still has some feelings about when Billy mentioned he had a yeast infection on his beard.

Nard has been chasing some tail over the weekend.

Billy is interrupted with some callers who said they got some specific messages from Nard over the weekend.

Time to fart on the losers of the week.

Nard starts to hate on the show.

Are farts not funny anymore?

A woman says that she is okay with her man cheating.

Nard is happy with being single, but Billy and Derek think its because he is too old to date now.

Fart on the people that pissed you off this week.

Billy and Derek talk about Shane Gillis hosting the Espys but Nard has his own opinions on the matter.

Some onlyfans creators are giving free content to women.

The two words to a happy marriage is "Yes Dear"

Billy talks about how men get hit on more when they wear their wedding ring.

Billy reminds Chris about the deal he made with his wife long ago.

Billy and Derek challenged Nard to shave his beard and he is more confident than ever.

Billy plays a bit of audio of a woman saying they are the prize, but Nard has a different take.

Billy plays audio of a woman with two vaginas and Nard starts to think he is bigger than he really is.