Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Nard talks to Billy and Derek about the woman who was fired from door dash.

A woman talks about how much money a man should make before she can date him, Billy and Derek talk about Nard's great uber weekend.

Billy has some critique about how Nard did on the show while Derek was out.

Billy plays some audio of a woman saying a man has never had skid marks, unlike Nard.

A woman calls in about how her husband gets attention at the gym but she doesn't see why.

A husband asks his wife about the prices with online items.

A woman says that a man that backs the car in a parking spot is just a toxic man.

The typical "Fart On Someone" takes an interesting turn with a caller.

Billy reads about a man that was arrested after writing a threat on a letter thinking he was in the clear.

Billy roast Nard to the point where he is in tears and lashing out.

The guys recall a time they blindfolded Daniel to keep him from finding out where Billy's house was.

Nard shares his thought on bigger people.

Its time to fart on the people that wronged you this week.

Billy reads about a woman who finds guys that have a sick request, but when he asks Nard he finds out he is even sicker.

If a man has multiple women on his roster, would he be treated the same as a woman with multiple men on her roster?

Billy remembers a time he practiced his "radio voice" but Nard seems to have some trouble.

Billy plays a replay of Nard's five minute stand up at the BMS live event this past Friday.

Derek, Chris, Nard, and Goof play trivia for some listeners to win some tickets.

A man says the best thing about a relationship is the fact that he gets to see boobs at home everyday.

Are mom bods sought after like dad bods are?

Nard finds his equal in a trivia game.

Nard gets punched by Derek for something very rude on the air.

Billy plays a game of "Who Did It?" to give away VIP tickets to the BMS live show happening on Friday September 26th.

Nard starts getting upset about being the punching bag when he throws the most shots.

Nard shares his thoughts about plus sized people and includes Derek.

Do men like to be babied by their woman? Is that the secret to keep a man?

BMS finds out that the home market of San Antonio is a huge polyamorous city, while Nard has trouble saying the word.

Nard has to defend himself from Billy and Derek about his actual size.

Billy and Derek call out Nard for his lack of content he brings.

Billy and Derek get a special call from Nard's "little" member.

Do guys want to wake up to breakfast being made or to something else happening?

A new interesting study says something about people with high hook up rates on dating apps.

Nard explains how he had to purchase something to use the bathroom and couldn't figure out the code.

Nard has trouble understanding what the guys are saying so Billy has him leave the room.

Billy shares a study that men are more "excited" about their fantasy league than being with their woman.

Daniel is back and Nard has some thoughts about it.

A woman talks about how a man should pay for her nails to be done, then Billy gets a few interesting callers that have some thoughts.

Billy is curious if any man has stayed with a woman that has stabbed them, but one caller leaves them in shock.

A woman explains the secrets on how to keep a guy.

Billy plays some audio and after Derek sees what the woman looks like from the video, he gets an unexpected call.

A woman talks about how its bad that a man won't get booty at home, a caller comes in agreeing and when Billy tries to set her up with Nard she rejects him

The usual Fart on someone Friday takes a wild turn at the end.

Chris is giving away a special prize on the show.

Is there an actual grieving process or do you have sex with other people when you lose your significant other?

Nard admits to something he doesn't seem to understand.

Nard actually gets a good comeback for once.

As usual Nard has trouble saying a word and Billy has had enough.

Another chance for Daniel to go after Nard and call him out.

Nard starts to argue with Billy and Derek as to when they met Daniel.

Nard shares some A.I. pickup lines with Billy, Derek, and Chris, and they are something.