Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Who will win in the upcoming BMS election between Chris and Nard?

Do strong big guys like to do baby talk with their woman?

Billy gets a little curious if glory holes are still around in modern day.

Turns out Nard might be in trouble with the law.

Nard claims he has seen a woman blow a snot rocket, so Billy wants to take calls to see if anyone else has seen or done the same.

Its time for Nard to get beat every time he gets a question wrong.

Who has ever seen their mom be naked around the house.

Billy is curious if women share each other's panties.

A man talks about how his wife is "rationing" sex with him.

Who is someone that would be willing to drink their bath or shower water?

Nard shares his expert opinion about trimming the downstairs area for guys.

Billy has prepared a special game of "Fill in the blank"

Billy finds a few of the top callers from last week.

What are some of the sexiest costumes for Halloween action?

Billy shows some information that it's actually dirtier to stand up to pee rather than sitting.

Do guys keep their old ex's nudes on their phone?

A woman wants to brag about how great it is being the side chick.

A listener caught her husband messaging a porn star to have her rate his junk.

Alice Cooper's daughter says her friend experience a "special encounter" with a ghost.

In honor of James Earl Jones, Billy has prepared Star Wars Trivia for the crew.

Nard's balls might be in "Jeopardy"

Nard receives a special doll from his special lady friend.

Time for some snack trivia and see who's the big dummy this week!

A woman left her husband for a guy at her job and now she regrets it and wonders what do Billy and Derek think.

Any time Nard gets a question wrong its time to staple his butt cheeks.

What is the equivalent to a man getting his wife or girlfriend flowers?

Are there women that hate when their boyfriend or husband watches football?

Chris and Nard star in a game of "Play Ball"

Every time Nard gets a wrong answer its time to tweeze some of his mustache hairs.

After Nard got called out on his latest tik tok he decides to throw Derek under the bus.

Nard has to play "Stinky Face Trivia" where any time he gets a question wrong, he has to put his face up to some cheeks...

Who would be the chosen one for you to go back and sleep with in their prime.

What was your first terrible car?

Will it be a good idea to let children bring their anxiety dog to help them in the classroom?

Nard no longer has to worry about his fingers being paper cut, now its his butt with this trivia game.

Billy did a nice gesture and brought Nard some shirts, but Nard strongly dislikes them.

Is it normal even for married men to have nudes or sexy photos of other women?

A game of trivia with a punishment for Nard if he gets anything wrong.

A game where Derek and Chris have to match the answer to something Nard said.

Did you inherit the hoe phase from your parents or did you break the cycle

Nard goes on the attack of an old friend's ex wife.

What are some movies or even songs that you are ashamed to like?

Billy test Derek and Nard's knowledge of furries.

Its time for Nard to play "Keep It In The Family Feud"

Are women fine with their man waking them up by traveling a little downtown?

A man suffers from a traumatic experience from an old relationship and now his current wife wants to divorce him because of it.

Where is the best place that you got it on during your vacation?

How do guys feel about when their woman makes them a sandwich?

Derek has a question for the ladies: "Do fat guys lay the good pipe"

A tik tok user breaks down as to why women have icks against guys