Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Billy finds out that Nard has a "colorful" vacuum cleaner.

Nard claims to have a 10 incher.

What has and what hasn't Nard done before?

Have you ever caught your parents doing the dirty deed?

What is a movie that made you cry?

Billy and Derek make fun of how Nard says a certain dog type.

A woman explains how much she wants her future husband to make, so Billy ask callers what is their ideal woman.

A woman explains how about 40% of fathers are not really the father.

Special version of "would you rather" with Nard and wrestler J.P. Harlow

A study shows that the most searched category for men in 2023 was taller women.

A woman says that she doesn't cook for her man but instead helps him in "other" areas.

Its time to learn more about nard.

Jessica Biel says that she likes to snack in the shower, but who eats while pooping?

Its that time of the week to fart on someone

A man claims that he got his wiener size from his mom's side of the family instead of his dad's.

Billy has prepared some "would you rather" questions just for Nard.

Is it a sign that you truly love your partner if you are willing to tell them when you go number two.

Its time to find out what is the truth and what is a lie with Nard.

Nard gets a little too heated on the show.

Riders come forward to share their experience with having Nard as their uber driver.

A man calls out her girlfriend cause she won't cook him a meal and says that he won't marry her.

A woman explains that women run from the strokes in the bedroom and not the D men have.

A man says that there is nothing wrong with two guy friends kissing each other.

Billy plays a video of a man finding a cockroach inside his uber ride and this sparks a debate with Nard.

A new study shows that people cheat because of their lack of vitamins

A new Tik Tok trend has woman wanting to stay at home while the man goes out to work.

A woman explains that its okay if she gets free drinks with her man at the bar.

Its that time to fart on someone who has wronged you in the week.

Will Nard be the big dummy this week?

A man says that if the baby daddy is helping pay child support than the woman cannot have another guy at her place.

Is Nard really prey when he is in his uber?

A new trend has sparked debate, of putting $5 every time a wife bleeps a bleep.

A woman claims that it is disrespectful to a marriage when a husband likes Instagram photos of other women.

Is there a double standard between when a guy farts and when a woman farts?

A woman explains why she is breaking up with her boyfriend and it has to do with toilet paper.

A woman gets upset when her first date ends up taking her to Starbucks.

Billy quizzes the guys on Frozen trivia.

The Cheesecake Factory debate continues and Billy takes calls on everyone's first date.

Some mothers call their sons "daddy" in front of their daughter-in-law

Do couples sometimes allow cheating.

A woman explains that she doesn't need an expensive ring.

For the holiday coming up, callers describe what they are thankful for.

A woman explains as to why she doesn't nag her husband.

A caller shocks Billy and Derek with what they have done in a cup.

A woman says that it is man's biology to cheat and that they should be forgiven.

A video shows women abusing men they put in the friendzone for their money.

Derek refuses to tip when he does the work.

A man talks about how his daughters need extra fabric for their wedding dress.

Billy announces that the show has resigned for 5 more years and that Nard is coming back.

A woman breaks off a relationship because their zodiac signs didn't match.