Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Billy and Derek find out that Chris doesn't shower everyday.

A woman in a video explains what she offers to a man in a relationship is herself and nothing else.

A video of a crazy lot lizard and Billy wonders who else had to deal with lot lizard drama.

Billy ask callers some would you rather questions.

Who are the guys that are into feet?

An man tells an OnlyFans model that he wouldn't sleep with her because of what she does for work.

A video ask if it is okay to dine and dash after customers had to wait 15 minutes for the bill.

Billy takes calls from anyone who at one point had a hammered teacher.

A woman on a video says that she allowed her husband and best friend to sleep together.

Are women more into larger ding dongs or do they like them smaller or average?

Do women like to have their guy have a mustache?

A woman explains how she lost her devoted boyfriend to "Red pill" content.

Do men like watching movies like The Notebook?

A woman explains how she wants to keep a pregnancy away from the father of the child because she thinks it will be better to not have him around.

Travis Kelce shares what are some deal breakers for him in a relationship.

A question that a woman should always say no to is when a guy ask if they can move in.

Caller's talk about their stories about being bit by a dog.

An article reads that farting is perfectly healthy in a relationship.

A man states that all the women in his life, even in his family have never once said they are sorry.

A couple shares a habit they do on tik tok and then gets bullied by the internet about it being cringe.

There is a huge difference between boy and girl dinner.

Billy takes calls on any women that smoked weed during their pregnancy.

A woman talks about what kind of man they want to have a relationship with and it turns out Airport Dads are the go to.

Are women turned off by small d's or is it something they look for in the bedroom?

How many times you have sex a day would keep things healthy in your relationship?

All men want are food and sex.

Will Derek's losing streak continue?

Everyone knows that guys pick their nose anytime...anywhere, but Billy REFUSED to believe that ladies do it as well. Some ladies call in to prove him wrong.

It's only a matter of time before a wife starts finding her husband annoying. Is there any way she can tolerate it before divorce enters her mind?

A woman calls in and says that when a paternity test comes back negative, it’s actually the man’s fault. He should still have to pay for that child.

A woman explains that if women go out with the upper echelon Top 15% of men, they SHOULD expect to get cheated on.

A woman claims that no one visits men in nursing homes and they end up dying alone. A caller explains why that is...according to her.

Dillon Danis resurfaces a video of Logan Paul's fiancé, Nina Agdal describing in graphic detail how sex-starved she is. Would you marry her knowing this video exist?

What's your biggest ick...you know, turn-off. People reveal theirs, including a lady who says hers is men who use their blinkers while driving.

A wife refuses to let her husband see her text messages after he suspects her of cheating. A debate breaks out as some say her reaction is an admission of guilt. Others say he has no right to accuse her OR search her phone.

A woman convinces her husband that she goes to a co-workers house all the time just to play with his dog...even though they have their own dog at home.

It’s a tough game of “Would You Rather” for men. Would you rather be bald or have a small “dong”?

They say "Behind Every Great Man is a Great Woman". Is that still the case?

A guy claims that men who look at porn are indeed cheating. Is looking at porn really considered CHEATING?

Woman claims that when women get cheated on, it's their own fault. Things get heated when another woman calls in to strongly disagree.

Is flirting cheating or is it just an innocent act?

Billy ask Derek and Chris some "would you rather" questions

Is it funnier when a guy farts or when a woman farts?

A new law is making it easier for the man to find out if the child is really his before he is forced to raise it.

Does having your dog in your bed ruin your relationship?

How bad did it hurt for anyone that is currently going through or has been through a divorce?

What is it that makes couples ready for the action in a hotel room? Billy and the guys find out.

A woman is teaching her 7yr old son how to become a good husband and this makes Derek heated.

Superbad has been ranked as the funniest movie, but what are some of your choices?

A way to identify a good husband is if they have their wife on the lock or home screen of their phone.