Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

All men want are food and sex.

Will Derek's losing streak continue?

Everyone knows that guys pick their nose anytime...anywhere, but Billy REFUSED to believe that ladies do it as well. Some ladies call in to prove him wrong.

It's only a matter of time before a wife starts finding her husband annoying. Is there any way she can tolerate it before divorce enters her mind?

A woman calls in and says that when a paternity test comes back negative, it’s actually the man’s fault. He should still have to pay for that child.

A woman explains that if women go out with the upper echelon Top 15% of men, they SHOULD expect to get cheated on.

A woman claims that no one visits men in nursing homes and they end up dying alone. A caller explains why that is...according to her.

Dillon Danis resurfaces a video of Logan Paul's fiancé, Nina Agdal describing in graphic detail how sex-starved she is. Would you marry her knowing this video exist?

What's your biggest ick...you know, turn-off. People reveal theirs, including a lady who says hers is men who use their blinkers while driving.

A wife refuses to let her husband see her text messages after he suspects her of cheating. A debate breaks out as some say her reaction is an admission of guilt. Others say he has no right to accuse her OR search her phone.

A woman convinces her husband that she goes to a co-workers house all the time just to play with his dog...even though they have their own dog at home.

It’s a tough game of “Would You Rather” for men. Would you rather be bald or have a small “dong”?

They say "Behind Every Great Man is a Great Woman". Is that still the case?

A guy claims that men who look at porn are indeed cheating. Is looking at porn really considered CHEATING?

Woman claims that when women get cheated on, it's their own fault. Things get heated when another woman calls in to strongly disagree.

Is flirting cheating or is it just an innocent act?

Billy ask Derek and Chris some "would you rather" questions

Is it funnier when a guy farts or when a woman farts?

A new law is making it easier for the man to find out if the child is really his before he is forced to raise it.

Does having your dog in your bed ruin your relationship?

How bad did it hurt for anyone that is currently going through or has been through a divorce?

What is it that makes couples ready for the action in a hotel room? Billy and the guys find out.

A woman is teaching her 7yr old son how to become a good husband and this makes Derek heated.

Superbad has been ranked as the funniest movie, but what are some of your choices?

A way to identify a good husband is if they have their wife on the lock or home screen of their phone.

Do women want to have a guy that is very muscular or are they on the softer side for men.

According to a study, grilled cheese sandwich eaters make the best lovers

Where is the craziest place you have got it on?

A woman explains which zodiac signs has the biggest D

Its that time of the week to fart on a family member or co-worker who has wronged you!!!

A couple says that it brings them close together when they share tooth brushes.

A woman is asked what is the preferred length of a guy's "member" and the answer might shock you.

A woman in a video explains that if a man ask a woman her body count then he has no business looking for a woman.

A man gets told to go change clothes after his boss, who is female, notices his bulge. Is this appropriate?

With sites like Only Fans, is sending nudes really a big deal anymore?

Who will be this week's big dummy?

What are some crazy things you, or a friend and family member believe?

Are women okay with their man objectifying them?

A guy sues his ex-wife for fraud after finding out she lied about not having been previously married and not having kids before they got married.

Who would you like to fart on?

A cat owner gets upset when he finds his cat likes to spend more time with his neighbors.

A woman talks about how she is willing to offer $5000 for someone to set her up with her future husband.

A women is videoed about how she had to hold in her fart for a day and a half cause she was with her boyfriend

Do women really ask men if they have a big ones

A listener provides a "Green Ranger" rap song.

Share your experience if you have ever been abducted by aliens.

A boyfriend breaks up with his girl because he has taken her out on 10 dates and she won't let him smash.

A man has a comeback to people that call him a fake dad after he shares how much he cares for his dog.

A woman explains as to why men need a submissive woman.

Some men have come out and said they enjoy women that have "beer breath" is this true?