
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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FARTING FRIDAYS
Its that time of the week to fart on someone

WIENER SIZES
A man claims that he got his wiener size from his mom's side of the family instead of his dad's.

NARD WOULD YOU RATHER
Billy has prepared some "would you rather" questions just for Nard.

POOP COUPLE
Is it a sign that you truly love your partner if you are willing to tell them when you go number two.

NARD TRIVIA
Its time to find out what is the truth and what is a lie with Nard.

NARD CUSSES
Nard gets a little too heated on the show.

UBER WITH NARD
Riders come forward to share their experience with having Nard as their uber driver.

SHE WON'T COOK
A man calls out her girlfriend cause she won't cook him a meal and says that he won't marry her.

BAD D GOOD STROKES
A woman explains that women run from the strokes in the bedroom and not the D men have.

KISSING THE HOMIES
A man says that there is nothing wrong with two guy friends kissing each other.

IS IT A ROACH
Billy plays a video of a man finding a cockroach inside his uber ride and this sparks a debate with Nard.

CHEATING PILLS
A new study shows that people cheat because of their lack of vitamins

STAY AT HOME GF
A new Tik Tok trend has woman wanting to stay at home while the man goes out to work.

BUYING DRINKS
A woman explains that its okay if she gets free drinks with her man at the bar.

FART ON SOMEONE
Its that time to fart on someone who has wronged you in the week.

BIG DUMMY
Will Nard be the big dummy this week?
PAYING CHILD SUPPORT
A man says that if the baby daddy is helping pay child support than the woman cannot have another guy at her place.
NARD PREY
Is Nard really prey when he is in his uber?
5 DOLLAR JAR
A new trend has sparked debate, of putting $5 every time a wife bleeps a bleep.
LIKING PHOTOS
A woman claims that it is disrespectful to a marriage when a husband likes Instagram photos of other women.
GIRL FARTS
Is there a double standard between when a guy farts and when a woman farts?
TOILET PAPER BREAKUP
A woman explains why she is breaking up with her boyfriend and it has to do with toilet paper.
STARBUCKS DATE
A woman gets upset when her first date ends up taking her to Starbucks.
BIG DUMMY
Billy quizzes the guys on Frozen trivia.
FISHING DATE
The Cheesecake Factory debate continues and Billy takes calls on everyone's first date.
EMOTIONAL INCEST
Some mothers call their sons "daddy" in front of their daughter-in-law
OPEN CHEATING
Do couples sometimes allow cheating.
RING PRICE
A woman explains that she doesn't need an expensive ring.
THANKFUL FOR
For the holiday coming up, callers describe what they are thankful for.
NAGGING WIFE
A woman explains as to why she doesn't nag her husband.
PEEING IN A CUP
A caller shocks Billy and Derek with what they have done in a cup.
BIOLOGICAL CHEATING
A woman says that it is man's biology to cheat and that they should be forgiven.
FRIENDZONE
A video shows women abusing men they put in the friendzone for their money.
TIP JAR
Derek refuses to tip when he does the work.
FAT DAUGHTERS
A man talks about how his daughters need extra fabric for their wedding dress.
NARD IS BACK
Billy announces that the show has resigned for 5 more years and that Nard is coming back.
ZODIAC SIGNS
A woman breaks off a relationship because their zodiac signs didn't match.
DOG'S LIVES
A woman says that some people value dog lives over human lives.
ORDERING DOOR DASH
A woman says that its her husband's problem for not making enough money cause she orders door dash every day.
UN MANLY THINGS
What are some unmanly things that you do?
COOKING RED FLAGS
A woman talks about how when a man ask for her to cook, its a red flag.
FIRST DATE
A woman explains that she doesn't care where she goes for a first date.
HALLOWEEN SEX
Who is going to be getting it on in costume?
FOOD OR BLEEP
A woman says she would rather bleep the bleep than cook her man a meal.
FART ON SOMEONE
Time to fart on someone!
FIGHTING ANIMALS
Who has fought any kind of animal?
FART ON SOMEONE
It's Fart on someone Friday!!! Billy helps callers fart one anyone who wronged them this week.
THREE YEAR ITCH
Is there such a thing as a three year itch in a relationship?
IMPOSSIBLE PHONE TOPIC
Billy ask for people to call in if they have fought a family member, sent a family member to jail, or seen a family member naked.
HOOKING UP WITH MILFS
Billy ask callers if hooking up with MILFs is something they want to do