
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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EMOTIONAL INCEST
Some mothers call their sons "daddy" in front of their daughter-in-law
OPEN CHEATING
Do couples sometimes allow cheating.
RING PRICE
A woman explains that she doesn't need an expensive ring.
THANKFUL FOR
For the holiday coming up, callers describe what they are thankful for.
NAGGING WIFE
A woman explains as to why she doesn't nag her husband.
PEEING IN A CUP
A caller shocks Billy and Derek with what they have done in a cup.
BIOLOGICAL CHEATING
A woman says that it is man's biology to cheat and that they should be forgiven.
FRIENDZONE
A video shows women abusing men they put in the friendzone for their money.
TIP JAR
Derek refuses to tip when he does the work.
FAT DAUGHTERS
A man talks about how his daughters need extra fabric for their wedding dress.
NARD IS BACK
Billy announces that the show has resigned for 5 more years and that Nard is coming back.
ZODIAC SIGNS
A woman breaks off a relationship because their zodiac signs didn't match.
DOG'S LIVES
A woman says that some people value dog lives over human lives.
ORDERING DOOR DASH
A woman says that its her husband's problem for not making enough money cause she orders door dash every day.
UN MANLY THINGS
What are some unmanly things that you do?
COOKING RED FLAGS
A woman talks about how when a man ask for her to cook, its a red flag.
FIRST DATE
A woman explains that she doesn't care where she goes for a first date.
HALLOWEEN SEX
Who is going to be getting it on in costume?
FOOD OR BLEEP
A woman says she would rather bleep the bleep than cook her man a meal.
FART ON SOMEONE
Time to fart on someone!
FIGHTING ANIMALS
Who has fought any kind of animal?
FART ON SOMEONE
It's Fart on someone Friday!!! Billy helps callers fart one anyone who wronged them this week.
THREE YEAR ITCH
Is there such a thing as a three year itch in a relationship?
IMPOSSIBLE PHONE TOPIC
Billy ask for people to call in if they have fought a family member, sent a family member to jail, or seen a family member naked.
HOOKING UP WITH MILFS
Billy ask callers if hooking up with MILFs is something they want to do
SHOWERING EVERY DAY
Billy and Derek find out that Chris doesn't shower everyday.
WHAT DO WOMEN OFFER
A woman in a video explains what she offers to a man in a relationship is herself and nothing else.
LOT LIZARD
A video of a crazy lot lizard and Billy wonders who else had to deal with lot lizard drama.
WOULD YOU RATHER
Billy ask callers some would you rather questions.
FOOT FETISH
Who are the guys that are into feet?
ONLYFANS MODEL
An man tells an OnlyFans model that he wouldn't sleep with her because of what she does for work.
DINE AND DASH
A video ask if it is okay to dine and dash after customers had to wait 15 minutes for the bill.
HAMMERED TEACHERS
Billy takes calls from anyone who at one point had a hammered teacher.
BEST FRIEND AND HUSBAND
A woman on a video says that she allowed her husband and best friend to sleep together.
SIZE QUEENS
Are women more into larger ding dongs or do they like them smaller or average?
MUSTACHE MEN
Do women like to have their guy have a mustache?
RED PILL CONTENT
A woman explains how she lost her devoted boyfriend to "Red pill" content.
ROMANCE MOVIES
Do men like watching movies like The Notebook?
HAVING DAD AROUND
A woman explains how she wants to keep a pregnancy away from the father of the child because she thinks it will be better to not have him around.
DEAL BREAKERS
Travis Kelce shares what are some deal breakers for him in a relationship.
GUYS MOVING IN
A question that a woman should always say no to is when a guy ask if they can move in.
DOG BITES
Caller's talk about their stories about being bit by a dog.
FARTING RELATIONSHIP
An article reads that farting is perfectly healthy in a relationship.
WOMEN APOLOGIZING
A man states that all the women in his life, even in his family have never once said they are sorry.
LOVE SURGE
A couple shares a habit they do on tik tok and then gets bullied by the internet about it being cringe.
BOY DINNER
There is a huge difference between boy and girl dinner.
PREGNANT SMOKING
Billy takes calls on any women that smoked weed during their pregnancy.
AIRPORT DADS
A woman talks about what kind of man they want to have a relationship with and it turns out Airport Dads are the go to.
SMALL D'S
Are women turned off by small d's or is it something they look for in the bedroom?
SEX TIMES A DAY
How many times you have sex a day would keep things healthy in your relationship?