Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

A woman says that she doesn't want to change her last name after marriage because of all that she has done with her maiden name.

A woman says that men shouldn't ask for a DNA test of their child.

Some mid women think that if they go on a date with a guy that's a 10, then that makes them a 10.

Nard wants revenge over getting whooped last time, but this one doesn't go differently.

Callers share their stories of knowing people who later became murderers.

Its a battle between dumbass and smart ass, Nard and Aaron play trivia.

Nard explains a special strategy he does to help look like he has a bigger package.

A woman says that the ideal man is one with a smaller package.

Its time to play a game where Billy gives a story and the listener figures out if it was Derek or Nard.

Nard has to guess which butt did the piece of candy come from.

Are men really okay with woman providing for them?

Its time to fart on someone who has pissed you off this week.

A woman says that if your man has a crush on Sydney Sweeney then you should dump him.

Billy ask ladies if they would be okay with a buff ugly dude or a good looking fat guy.

Nard finally admits that Aaron is better looking.

A man tells a woman that he doesn't plan on having a kid or being in the kid's life, is it his fault or the woman's fault?

Couple of women have come forward to share their experience when hooking up with Nard.

Stephen A. Smith, says that a perfect woman is a 7/10, is this true?

A man states what the real issue is in a small pp debate.

What is the debate of men using a straw?

Time for Nard to show how dumb he really can be.

Nard needs some rebranding after coming on strong returning to the show.

A husband has given his wife an allowance and banned her from doing any kind of housework because that is the love of his life.

Do guys want women that are stronger than they are?

What is the fattest thing you have ever done?

Another classic battle of Nard vs. Chris

A mom throws a fit that she had to pick up her sick kid from school.

Nard gets a reality check when he believes that he is a 10.

Billy ask questions on which Nard story is true.

Kid Rock says on Joe Rogan's podcast that he doesn't really care for a big ass, but do the rest of men feel the same way.

Are girls poop shy around their man even after a long term relationship?

A woman's new ick is when her husband takes a nap

A man says that he would rather pick a porn star than a single mom.

Who cheats more? Is it women or men?

Billy, Derek, and Nard explore women wearing make up and what their preferences are for men "size"

Billy, Derek, and Nard all share what is a red flag to them.

A woman says in a video that she is content with being alone and doesn't need a man. Or is it the other way around?

Billy finds out that Nard has a "colorful" vacuum cleaner.

Nard claims to have a 10 incher.

What has and what hasn't Nard done before?

Have you ever caught your parents doing the dirty deed?

What is a movie that made you cry?

Billy and Derek make fun of how Nard says a certain dog type.

A woman explains how much she wants her future husband to make, so Billy ask callers what is their ideal woman.

A woman explains how about 40% of fathers are not really the father.

Special version of "would you rather" with Nard and wrestler J.P. Harlow

A study shows that the most searched category for men in 2023 was taller women.

A woman says that she doesn't cook for her man but instead helps him in "other" areas.

Its time to learn more about nard.

Jessica Biel says that she likes to snack in the shower, but who eats while pooping?