Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Billy ask callers what are some wild secrets they have been holding onto.

After the recent assassination of the health insurance CEO, girls are falling for the killer and Billy wonders why women always do this.

What's something weird your pet has done?

A man pretends to forget his wallet to see his girlfriend's reaction.

Nard misplaces his own cell phone and gets a little frustrated about it

Billy finds a study about how most guys are suffering from E.D.

Does it help strengthen the relationship if you fart in front of your partner?

Its a holiday that is coming up with Thanksgiving where people get a little extra freaky.

Billy discovers that every time Nard smiles he hears a banjo somewhere being played.

Billy ask callers to tell the show some of their dark secrets.

Nard is still facing his biggest foe, the termite queen.

Some men have confessed of hiding in their car before going inside their house to hear their nagging wife.

Time to play "Who do you want to fart on?"

What are some habits that made you lose attraction in a relationship?

Do couples really like the cuddles more than other things in their relationship?

Billy ask the guys on the show what would be the perfect body for their ideal woman.

Do you have to be the one to initiate sex with your partner or are you turning it down?

After some crazy audio Billy finds a video of Nard informing people about a car product.

Billy discuss a special event for Nard to meet some of the listeners.

With the important election yesterday there are some people who are breaking up because of who voted for whom

Do women also join in on the scratch and sniff habit?

What are some of the listeners funniest icks they have?

Time to play "Who do you want to fart on?"

A question was asked if it was attractive when a woman wears a football jersey.

Would you allow your woman to have a train ran on her for 100k?

Has a woman ever gone psycho when you break up with them?

Nard doesn't know what whipped cream is.

A listener ask is it normal for a guy not to be in the mood when his team lose.

Derek recalls when him, Billy, and Nard had a strange dinner meeting.

Why do women always get mad when their man cheats in a dream?

Women have said the deed is better with lights off, so Billy ask if guys are okay with this.

Do guys download dirty photos from other woman?

Do guys find it okay to have their woman drive them around?

Would you date a hot dangerous woman?

Billy shares some tips he found on how to get away with cheating.

A listener ask if he should seek out divorce for his woman lying about how many guys she has been with.

A woman says that apart of her bucket list is being with a big D.

Who will win in the upcoming BMS election between Chris and Nard?

Do strong big guys like to do baby talk with their woman?

Billy gets a little curious if glory holes are still around in modern day.

Turns out Nard might be in trouble with the law.

Nard claims he has seen a woman blow a snot rocket, so Billy wants to take calls to see if anyone else has seen or done the same.

Its time for Nard to get beat every time he gets a question wrong.

Who has ever seen their mom be naked around the house.

Billy is curious if women share each other's panties.

A man talks about how his wife is "rationing" sex with him.

Who is someone that would be willing to drink their bath or shower water?

Nard shares his expert opinion about trimming the downstairs area for guys.

Billy has prepared a special game of "Fill in the blank"

Billy finds a few of the top callers from last week.