Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Mark Twain had it right2- Not even Rove can stop him3- Klan Rally, Trump Rally - Same Rally?4- Sorry Bernie, time for reality5- Smarter man than me says its not so bad6- Wish I’d seen the Oscars, or not

1- Short and sweet...my quickest podcast ever2- Historically Incorrect3- Situational Constitutional4- Trump up. Bush, not so much5- Losing from the front6- Beyonce is Black, oh my

1- Superbowl vs President -- I’ll take Super Bowl2- Cam, you do you3- Beyonce in sexy outfit? Stop the presses.4- Johnny Football beats a woman, you know, like a football player5- No surprises in New Hampshire6- Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, etc7- There's a pattern here8- Griffin suspended 4 games for hitting a man, should've played football9- Where do I hide my weed money?10- Around the world in 8 guys11- RIP Maurice White

With special guests Lamont Ferguson and Mal Hall1- Cruz Crazy2- Hillary Grassroots Clinton3- Ben Carson beat the kids table4- Kool and the who?5- Goodbye Oregon6- And the Oscar goes to S.A.G.7- Flint don't drink the ahh never mind8- Blake hit Cam Newton for celebrating while Steph Curry watched

1- Executive order is not martial law2- The erotic militia3- Constitution on/off switch4- Natural born like Jesus intended5- Luminosity not that smart6- Powerball: hookers and cocaine like Jesus intended

1-HAPPY NEW YEAR we made it2-There’s been a militia sighting, I think3-Trump wins. Its liar award but he wins and that’s what counts4-Black lives don’t matter5-Cosby Arrested6-Sneaker bandit and other internet adventures7-I’m betting FanDuel and Draft Kings wont be around long8-Hoverboards melt down9-RIP Meadowlark Lemon Sweet Georgia Brown10-See you at Sea

1-A mass shooting by any other name2-Gins don’t kill Toasters don’t toast3-Republican debate WW3 wins4-Save the starving horse owners5-Obama IQ not 102 but maybe it should be6-Where’d I put that damn Grand Canyon

1- San Bernardino: Too much is never enough2- The cycle continues3- Trump vs Tea Party: We all lose4- Shooting is good for the gun biz5- ESPN say don't see Concussion. I can’t wait to see Concussion6- The Force is coming7- Asshole is as Asshole does8- Guns, abortions...Same difference

1- Mass Shooting- again2- Its mental health, yeah, of congress3- Racism- again4- Trump Lies- again5- Amy Schumer- TRUTH6- Crazy laws blah blah blah7- Mass shooting - again

Guests: Maz Jobrani & Suli McCullough1- Why think when you can bomb2- A southern rally by any other name…3- The American Dream sours with a drop of Muslim4- The Original Refugees5- I made it up. Does that matter?6- To Pee or not to Pee7- Happy Thanksgiving

1-Terror in France, Republican Idiots at home2-My Parents were Cuban refugees so lets keep out those refugees & other disconnects3-Jesus was a Middle Eastern Refugee4-Blame it on Obama5-Its called Intelligence for a reason6-Shoutout to Derek B7-Tis the season to start my war on Christmas. Hey I’m a traditionalist8-Charlie Charlie Charlie9-See you in Hollywood

1- Why is there still a kiddie table?2- Trump's not funny...intentionally3- Ben Carson is funny any way you slice it4- I’m so loyal to Democrats I won't vote for a Democrat5- Missouri is the show me state: Show Me the Money oh and football6- Greg Hardy could learn from Cam Newton7- Take my gun to jail? Yeah, Ok

1- Brilliant guests: Jeff Korber, Owen Benjamin & Clayton Thomas2- Don't ask me that3- Preemptive impeachment4- Constitution? We shot it.5- where's my Oxy6- Forget Oxy -- where's my heroin7- I'm Tom Brady. Please don't like me8- Don't steal from Superwoman

1- Raise better deputies2- Your question doesn't match my answer3- Kansas birthday celebration4- We've saved the bears -- lets kill 'em5- We’ve saved the kids lets…uh oh6- Lets Go Mets, please

1-Goodbye Biden2-Politics + hypocrisy= funny3-We lost 1 million ponds and saved our liberty4-Guns vs Dildos, Lets go with Guns and shoot the dildos5-Porn Kills, well not really but it sounds good6-Church kills not really, wait the Word of Life church DOES kill7-No good deed goes unpunished8-Lamar and Khloe, nope, still don’t care9-Ole JebBubba strikes again You can’t stop stupid10-LETS GO METS

With special guests: comedians Maronzio Vance and Aida Rodriguez1- By popular demand we have guests2- Hate for fun and profit3- His name is Cayden4- Trolls used to guard bridges

1-We’re shooting again2-Stuff happens and it is political3-A real hero4-If the 8 year olds had guns5-Apparently I’m descended from immigrant agricultural workers6-They learned to play nice

1- Hello Pope2- The Devil You know3- Shut down the, oh never mind4- Waa Waa...Trump is mad again Waaaa5- TSA: The Stupid Agency6- South Carolina is going Syrian7- Baseball is fun again8- It Ain't Over till Its over. Sadly, Its over

LIVE from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival 2015 Guest: Baron Vaughn, Tamer Kattan and Matt Kirshen 1- Republican Reality Show 2- Donald meet Arnold 3- 9/11? Oh that 9/11 4- Ahmed knows what time it is 5- Jesus wore saggy pants

1- No grown ups allowed 2- Those fascinating Republicans 3- Well you looked black 4- Welcome to Phoenix. Its 1827...Start Shooting 5- Serena, Slam Them then Smile

1- Football is here & we're out of courts 2- I'm more rich old white man than you 3- A unicorn rode a rainbow to bring me news of black Republicans 4- You don't punish Tom Brady without permission from Tom Brady 5- Concussion the movie the NFL doesn't want you to see & players will forget 6- Cops shooting cops 7- Constitution Schmonstitution I been talking to Jesus This episode is great for anyone who has ever silently raged against any system!

1-Heroes 2-Another level of murder 3-We're number 1, sadly 4-Trump yeah, again 5-Long way from Confederate flag 6-ESPN bottom 10 7-Where's my fall guy?

1- Sex Sex Sex 2- Jared pays for trying to pay 3- Marriage is Sacred meet my wife Ashley Madison 4- Viagra for women? I'll faint 5- El Nino is coming 6- No Trophy for You 7- I wanna be in the NBA

1- The Donald, still2- Even Megyn needed vacation3- How to get to Sesame Street?4- Days of our lives, in football5- Target kids toys, hit PC6- Lets take the summer off

1- Trump's not trumped 2- Carly wins NIT 3- Perhaps we can cook bacon in a pan 4- ALL LIVES MATTER 5- Hey Jon, thanks for the memories

1-Where is the reasonable Republican? 2-Where are those emails? 3-Cover the cover 4-Why are you looking at me thru your phone?

1- Canada: the new normal2- Just loving Just For Laughs3- War heroes don't win ESPYs4- You call this an election?5- God said shoot, I shoot6- Where's my Oxy?7- Ahh I'm gonna have a sandwich

1- Amy is OK2- Lower the flag only 150 years late3- Hey media, Trump is not real4- Hillary -- tell us who you are, really5- What hotels are Justice Scalia staying in?6- Hey Ken Paxton....maybe Jesus doesn't like fraud more than you don't like gays7- Hi this is the IRS, "You?re going jail for 14 years"8- Cosby and Jared walk into a courtroom. Hey, it could happen9- DeAndre changed his mind and ClipperNation lives again

1- Obama needs to say n***er more often2- 3 for 3 with Supreme court3- Common Sense? Didn’t see that coming4- Gay Marriage = Gay divorce...let the battle begin5- Fair housing wins in Texas6- Trade you Thomas for Dolezal7- NBA draft NFL jail, I mean camp

1- Charleston Tragedy 2- I'm not black but I play one on NAACP 3- Trump for pres...of Hair Club for Men 4- Fair and Balanced? No, seriously. It could happen.

1- Back at it 2- Cops Gone Wild 3- Its my airport gun 4- Sarah Sarah 5- Family values at 1.7 million 6- Oh, that Wu Tang Clan 7- Caitlyn, so... 8- LeBron, you da man.

1- America the Big 2 - America the Beautiful 3- Jesus, Porn and Western Boots

1- Welcome to Waco guns, bikes, beer, boobs. What could go wrong?2- Here’s an idea Texas: legalize more guns. That’ll stop the shooting3- Privatize, uh, NO4- How much is that presidency in the window?5- Thanks Clippers...it was fun

1- B’More careful...Slow Motion Riot2- Black woman and their hair take charge3- Justice for sale4- Texas, yep, still crazy5- Bachman, yep, still crazier6- Fight of the century. Well, its early the century7- A-rod still smiling8- Go Clippers

1- Black Lives Matter?2- I’m sensing a pattern here?3- Fight the power to I can’t breathe4- Hey Dems, let's support a candidate that runs5- Stand with Rand Paul, bring your skates6- From his team to our Games7- Thanks Canada

1- Broken hoof2- Welcome to school...we hate you3- You're innocent at last4- We hate gays but we love money just like Jesus5- Ted Cruz for ahhh forget it6- Go Cats, Go for the money

1- Where are the good guys?2- 2015 meet 19653- God's health care plan4- Bracket$$$

1- Live from St. Thomas2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance3- War on terror on a budget4- I ran for president. Please buy my book5- Emails? What emails?6- Hold please7- No credit, bad credit, no problem

1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow2- The people? HA3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge4- A genuine caper5- Beagle wins, PETA loses6- Free Range Kids

1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart2- I misremembered lying3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing4- Saintly Sinners5- Kanye Kanye Kanye6- That’s my beer7- Capt Obvious strikes again8- BBW

Barry got his SWAG back

1- France fights back with the sword and the pen2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this3- Magical senate works pretty fast4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way5- Congressional diversity in 19226- Free college? Not while there are prisons7- Texas is shaky

1- Happy New Year2- Angry New Congress3- Slow Down Officers4- How Bout Dem Cowboys5- New Year, Old Resolution6- Sarah’s Still Here7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

1- Cheney loves torture2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex6- Vote for me at blowme.org7- Open carry, open fire8- Surgeon general is hired9- Uber in Uber trouble

1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke3- Imagine if he’d been white4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men6- Criming While White7- What MLK really did8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

1- Cosby...I can’t call it2- Two realities, one country3- What if we tax the guns4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

1- Thou shalt not support a democrat2- Hey Bear, put the donut down3- Capt obvious has spoken4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff5- Do Not Sit Here6- Bash brother shoots self7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all

1- I’m still with you brother2- Doing nothing is too activist3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone4- I heard it on TMZ5- Go Royals