Show overview
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? has been publishing since 2012, and across the 10 years since has built a catalogue of 387 episodes. That works out to roughly 190 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 22 min and 33 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language News show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 3.4 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. Published by All Things Comedy.
From the publisher
A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.
Latest Episodes
View all 387 episodes#385: Here's To You, Matt
1- Cancer sucks2- Rats get fat and good men die3- I’ll just use gas4- Take care of you5- Rules to live by6- Thanks for the memories
#384: Baked Alaska
1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.4- We almost got it right5- Can we talk?
#383: No Truth Required
1- Brittney is out2- It's Werewolfing time3- Cheating Works4- Black robe by day, white robe by night5- Thanks, Trevor.
#382: Wisdom Teeth
1- I don’t like Black mass shooters2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.4- Freedom of speech we approve of5- Same-sex marriage saved6- Corporate crime aka business as usual7- Merry Christmas
#381: Stupid Don’t Get Tired. I do.
1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.3- A prophet gets his wish4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya
#380: Midterm Madness
1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.2- Sex-shamed by Boebert3- We won by not losing big.4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.5- Twitter has Twatted
#379: Vote Vote Vote
1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.2- Twitter is dead.3- Hate speech is real.4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.5- Kyrie is Krazy.6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.
#378: We're Number 4!
1- Its about the children…No, it's not.2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.3- Don’t debate after a stroke4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.7- Shirley Raines life matters8- Ye is not winning9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.
#377: We’re Gonna Need That DNA
1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.5- She’s just too smart6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?7- That is not presidential ice cream
#376: I Should Have Bought An Apple
1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit2- LA City Council a racist mess3- Get in the union4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?
#375: Ladies and Gentlemen: Rudy Moreno
1- The Original Latino Comic2- Yeah I know him and her and them3- Santa Claus4- Commerce has a Casino?5- In this corner…6- I love LA whatever happens7- He’s now a rock star
#374: Fraud and the Frauding Fraudsters
1- Take his money.2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message5- Texas is number 1… in banning books6- He’s a 20 something kid
#373: DeSantis De Idiot
1- Isn’t that human trafficking?2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.3- build a freeway Crush a home4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison.
#372: The Common Good
1- Mississippi will Mississippi 2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America 3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that 4- He’s going to get away with it 5- Angry, old white women 6- The common good? Nah.
#371: That Train Is Coming, It’s Late But It’s Coming.
1- WATER 2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not 3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em. 4- Waitin on a train 5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming. 6- Thank You, Serena.
#370: California Stories
1- Vegas2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.4- Bullet-proof backpacks5- Not in my very expensive backyard6- No gas in Cali7- RIP Joey D8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.
#369: Terrell Tilford Band of Vices
1- Bringing Art to an underserved world2- No egos here3- Some LeBron’s 97 million4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.5- It's all good news
#368: Trump Takes The 5th
1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out4- Damn those low gas prices5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW
#367: The End Of Days
1- Release Brittney Griner2- Kansas Pro Choice3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?4- Defund the Library5- Disney does it right6- Your lawyers hate you7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy
#366: All About Jessica
Live from Just For Laughs Montreal with Jessica Kirson