Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- 3 Men and a Baby2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader3- Demon sex makes me sleepy4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah.6- President Pelosi 20217- $600? No. A few billion here and there? No problem.8- Sports is back, sort of.9- She should probably find something new

1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell.2- My quote is Fake News3- He caught the Fake Virus4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus!5- Mask wars6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings7- The Silent Majority

1- I’m back to new normal2- He passed the test, so did a brick.3- A Real American Hero4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much...5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO.7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports.8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P.

1 - Obama didn’t test for a disease that didn’t exist. Damn him...2 - Game show host... doctor... same thing.3 - If the say open schools, you better close the schools.4 - If you volunteer for the virus, it isn’t tragic to lose you.5 - Let's have a convention. Pandemic, uh, I’ll skype in.6 - Black lives don’t matter, especially not my husband's.

1- Tragically, we’re shooting again.2- Leading off stupid, the undisputed champ, Trump.3- Kanye, enough clown shit.4- Can’t cancel Hamilton5- The indestructible 20’s6- Brain eating amoeba will starve in Florida7- Bison don’t like selfies8- My Hulk mask is manly, bitches.9- Karen don’t know looting10- No mask, no worries. My store deals in dead folksclothes.

1- Texas finds science.2- Florida doesn’t.3- God’s perfect breathing apparatus4- Karen and Ken bought a gun5- It wasn’t a hate noose, it was a plain ole noose6- The dog whistle is getting louder7- R.I.P. Khari Parker

1- I may get cancelled2- The truth shall set you free3- I was fine until you tested me4- Wish I was wrong5- A new low... Again6- Tik Tok kids7- Go get em, kids. You’re better than we are.8- Take care, D.L.

1- Atlanta on fire2- Hanging is always suspicious3- Juneteenth dog whistles and orange stupidity4- Please tell The 'Souf they lost5- Sorry, Karen, I’m not quick to forgive.6- Can we get marketing on this defund thing?7- Corona cases up. We ain't staying inside.8- 8:46, watch it. Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T.

1- Long week2- Boogaloo boys are doing CrossFit with Meghan McCain for Trump. That’s the first 5.3- Fox News is still Fox News4- Sports accusations, apologies, and racism5- Shut up and dribble? No, Laura you should just shut up.6- Police in trouble on video. Keep breaking laws and heads on video.7- Black Live Matter Plaza8- Ella Jones, the first Black Mayor of Ferguson.9- Rahul Dubey: An American Hero

1- Murder, riots, shootings at the beach... it’s only been a week.2- George Floyd murder, after Aubrey murder after, Taylor murder... Can’t keep up.3- You realize thugs and looters come in white too?4- Hey, Kanye, listen to Taylor.5- Twitter says, "Shut up Trump."6- It’s not the testing, stupid.7- Amy can’t go to the park8- You do realize there are black men in the NBA, don’t you?9- Amy can’t go to the park

1- Dog whistles, I mean, racist signals everywhere2- He ain’t bright3- Obama congratulates graduates4- Does he stay or does he go now?5- Religion vs science: You lose.6- A Florida man. Imagine that.7- She flies with with the birds

1- I doth protest2- Bill Gates is not out to kill you3- Call it what it is. Racist, misogynistic baby talk.4- Obamagate is real. Real BS.5- Karen Karen Karen6- Real heroes being heroes

1- Been busy. Only 1/2 an episode.2- Thanks for letting me be myself3- Mask politics4- Mask Killing5- Masking common sense6- Justice for Ahmaud Arbery7- Just be nice, dammit. BE NICE.

1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is.2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb."3- We’re #1. One a million and counting...4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough...5- Ahh, New Zealand...6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms.7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly notsurprised8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac.

1- Protest. Liberate. Let our stupid run free.2- No, you’re not slaves. You’re fools.3- This is a test, Georgia. It is only a test.4- Vegas is a gamble5- Who finances this operation freedom thing?6- My Pillow, My Masks, My Money7 - Big business is small business8- I can get by on 47 million9- I didn’t get a billion dollars by helpin' people.10- Stupid will always survive

1- Little orange baby throws a tantrum2- Council of idiots to open ‘Merica3- Propaganda checks4- Your stupidity is absolute, your power is not.5- Second Amendment vs Tenth Amendment: his followers haveread neither6- Damn you, Chinese racists.7- Damn you, NASCAR racists.8- Thank you, Jackie Robinson9- Australia don’t give a fuck

1- Scoreboard Celebrities2- Hey, Jared. Yes, they’re ours. It's in the title.3- It ain’t 5G4- Ok, churches. God gave us brains. Let's use them.5- Never apologize for mocking stupidity6- Madea is an angel7- Lean on Me. Thank you, Bill Withers.

1- Let's drop his ratings.2- Stay inside and out of Florida.3- Keep your distance. Really.4 - Yes. We are that bad.5- What are you doing?6- If you’re walking the streets of Brooklyn in a plasticbubble, you’re winning.7- I hope there’s hope

1- No leadership2- Left Africa to stand in line3- Keep laughing4- Scientists are smarter than politicians5- Did i mention no leadership?6- KUDOS to the food chain people7- Everything is cancelled8- Don't shoot. Don’t drink the bleach.9- How about that lack of leadership?

1- Ship to LA to FL to LA to MIL to LA to TX to Cape Town!2- Super Tuesday3- Please support your democrat.4- First symptom is stupid5- I’ll be back.

1- This avoiding the constitution is hard2- Bernie is 1st. No one cares.3- Klobuchar is 3rd. Everyone cares.4- Racist calls racist a racist5- I don’t need a salary. I will need some benefits.6- I cannot take treatment without Dear Leader7- I graduated from Reagan National U, if I can find it8- Thank you, Tiger, for making us humans feel better.

1- Why watch? I knew he was lying.2- Iowa app down. Now let’s shut down the caucus.3- I’ll be damned. Mayor Pete is Gay.4- Yes, the halftime show was hot. Get over it.5- Respect Kobe. Be a dad.6- Black History Month. Try us. You’ll like us.

1- Goodbye, Kobe.2. More Impeachment BS

1- I screwed up, it's ep 2642- Happy? I’m not sure...3- It's not WW3, it is stupid ass dick wavin.4- There's nothing the cult won’t forgive5- Yeah, Harvey, it's time.6- Comedy is just fine7- Wanted: Heiress. You never see that ad.8- Elizabeth Warren won the VIEW

1 - Happy Impeachment Day. 2 counts of GUILTY.2 - What else ya need?3 - My jokes stopped at treason but now I’m back.4 - It's called charity, not a tax write off. Just give, assholes.5 - He shot the horses6 - She doesn’t need exercise

1– African American History Museum. Go learn something. I did.2– I support Gabrielle Union and Jay Leno.3– History will show that we really screwed up.4– He said they wouldn’t laugh. They’re laughing.5– Power of the presidency6– Kamala Harris out. Who’s in?7– DO NOT BUY HER A PELETON

1– Impeachment daily wrap up2– Republican witnesses can't pretend they didn’t see this3– FOX news needs a black or brown criminal quick4– Wanted: Incompetent, hateful, liars. Please send resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.5– The earth is flat. Science is dead.6– NBA, FORMULA 1, and other sports

1- Don’t like results? You must be Republican.2- Socialist, Progressive, Corporate... I don’t care. Just win, baby.3- Let's see some Obama balloons4- Polarization, yeah, Fact vs Fiction5- Yeah the cities win

1- Even when good, he’s bad2- Lock him up3- Deficit? Nothing to see here. Well, actually 1 trillion things to see here.4- Jesus needed a soundtrack5- We are on fire. That is not good.6- We are inclusive in our racial ignorance7- Survey says: Thanks!

1- Trump Free Zone. Nope. 2- Can’t we just combine them and build one? 3- I like Bill 4- Don’t give up, even when there's reason to give up. 5- Like father like son. Trump Jr. a.k.a. Son of Dumb Ass

1– He’s unhinged2– My great and unmatched wisdom does not exist3– Guilty 10 years4– Dog lives matter5– It should pay to go to college6– Rich assholes now have a syndrome. They’ve earned it.

1– We got the JAZZ2– Who built this house?3– Treason: plain and simple4– Start the impeachment, please.5– If they or them say so, they are.6– Once you bite a camel's balls…

1- Well I’ll be damned... Kavanaugh is a slimeball. 2- “Stay Pending Appeal” needs to stay out of Supreme court 3- When will we question the liar? 4- US to Kuwait by way of Scotland? Let's try that in WAZE. 5- Debate Debate Debate 6- 14 days = 5 years 7- Play ball and please stay out of jail.

1– If you don’t like it, Don’t Watch it.2– 53 Dead: A new record3– American Airlines, It's not just me.4– Stand your ground = manslaughter5– Finally a bad one dies6– The activities fund was used for some hella bad activity

1- Anti-Fa is not pro-terror. It's ANTI-FASCIST. 2- 2019 or 1955 3- Go see The Look. Spoiler: black people you’ve seen it already 4- Jay Z and the NFL 5- Simone Biles is the GOAT 6- RIP Cedric Benson

1- 4 shootings over 40 dead, if you’re keeping score.2– Yes, it's racism. Yes, it's Trump. And it was Dayton, not Toledo.3– No, it wasn’t video games or gay marriage.4– The Times drops the ball5– Now a word from a real President. Thank you, Mr. Obama.6– Nothing changes. No one leads.7– He’ll still win again8– Heir's property is still your property9– Back on da road

1- Crazy travels2- It's hard to defend my racist.3- Pelosi vs The Squad: Trump wins.4- Send pedophiles to gen pop!5- Heirs property is real wealth6- Who does he play for?7- Have FUN.

1- One episode, 10 episodes, or all the episodes... THANKS FOR LISTENING!2- We’re debating early3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type.4- Republican power forever5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets.6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz.7- Conservative comics getting paid. I can't do it.8- You’re under arrest for turning in the guns he was gonna shoot you with.9- You’re under arrest for being shot in your pregnant stomach.10- We’d televise your arrest but NRA TV is BROKE.

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true.2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that.3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states.4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money5- Your baby’s dead, here’s the bill.6- A new low in humanity7- Bullets! Get your bullets! Hurry up! Common sense is coming!8- WHEN THEY SEE US: please see this.

1- Still Shooting2- I’m not sorry, suckers, give money.3- You voted against your life4- Women are not the enemy. They’re just attacked.5- Commander in Cheat

1- Talibama Abortion2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money.3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer4- We’re under attack by us5- Space Force6- Terror plot in comedy7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica

1- School shooting heroes saw we need them2- World Cup goes to Socks3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE.4- Tiger Tiger Tiger5- Hardly Davidson6- Billion dollar bum7- Commander in Cheat

1- Biden without Obama?2- First Power the Policy3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man4- Hire your own lawyer5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist.7- Move the campus? No move your ass.8- W.W.A. Women Whipping Ass9- "Jesus socks! Get your Jesus socks here!"

1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying.2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy.3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home4– Different color, same hypocrisy5– Kudos to the Champions6– 2 Arkansas men should be in Florida

1– Forget Mueller, Get elected2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown4– Jussie, W.T.F.?!5– Tournament Time6– Let's play nice

1- I paid my money and my kids goin'.2- When you’re an idiot, everything is complicated.3- I can see the prices going up.4- It doesn’t take a resolution to know it's wrong.5- Man up, like ballplayers do.6- Ignore the barrier, feed the cat.

1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets2- No f**ks given3- Black friend for hire4- Guarantee your loss to AOC5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing.6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy

1– Jussie Smollett: ASSHOLE2– State of Emergency over at the buffet3– They were right. There was voter fraud.4– Zion, Hope You're okay. College sports isn’t.5– White is not a race.6– Remember Black Panther

1– Dry Land2– State of the Union3– She Clapped back4– Fundamentally Broken5– Tough Choices6– Guess I’ll take old racism over new racism7– Let America Be America Again

1- Shut up, Shutdown2- It's just a Friday3- The real evil4- MAGA hoods5- White terrorist6- Don’t mess with the AOC7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady