Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Rittenhouse: Not Guilty. No Surprise.2- Ahmaud Arbery murderers: Guilty. Surprise.3- When in doubt: SHOOT.4- Can’t go this low5- Oh- uhh, Happy Thanksgiving!

1- Great writers write great2- Yeah, death can be funny.3- Doin' the work4- Speaking for all women5- Sesame Street6- Good news…now don’t let me ruin it.

1- Enough, Aaron2- Joe Rogan is not a scientist, journalist, nor king.3- Anti-Vax for life, which is a short time.4- Ted Cruz insurrection5- Straight White Male Perspective6- What they really say about us7- Some Good News.

1- Memory of a Golden Retriever2- More Marjorie than AOC3- If you mandate, they will quit… or not.4- Welcome Michael Steele

Interview with Jeff Cesario, Writer/Producer/Comic/Dad1- What is wrong with us?2- Adolescent country full of childish men3- A-holes are rewarded4- News is not news, it’s competition.5- Masks, vaccines, and dog s**t

An hour with Writer/Comedian/Actor/Producer Suli McCullough.We talk:1- Writing for the Emmy’s2- Dave Chappelle3- It's all political4- Sports5- SneakersAnd a whole lot in between...6- Oh, and Black hockey players.

1- This is who you are, Gruden.2- The NFL knows. So tell us.3- I’ll be damned, Allen West finds the virus is real.4- Don't tell me what to do with my body while I tell you what to do with your body.5- AHHH Kyrie6- I’m pro-life so go kill yourself, kid.7- Still the GOAT just listen until the end8- Marcus Miller is his name

1- The Talk Radio Experiment2- Nothing Changes3- Recall4- Anti-vax Jesus and the NBA5- Bubba and Michael win one6- Can Tesla afford its racism?7- Bruce’s Beach, that is some prime beachfront property.8- Republicans play stupid as well as the actually do stupid.9- Chris Titus is here. Well, he was there, and now he’s here.

1- Juneteenth2- Put the gun away.3- McConnell is making plans.4- Texas is making a run to catch Florida.5- Go to KBLA1580.COM and listen, please. The App is coming.6- THANK YOU. Really, I mean it, THANK YOU.

1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.”2- Fair election. I’ll kill you.3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination.4- Billionaire money, Thousandaire taxes.5- No racism until 6 months ago.6- Vaccine creates race of Magnetos.

1- Check on a Republican2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth.3- Trust me it's a college4- We're crazy about mental health issues5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist.

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again...2- It was about policing, remember?3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot.4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?!5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT.6- Celebrate the stupid

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas.2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh?3- Straight white men will be alright4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right?5- My grandkid is rich… whew!6- The bible said WHAT?7- KBLA.Com Unapologetically Progressive

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.3- Take off that mask.4- Bankrupt? Only morally.5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.7- Tent City. The good kind.8- Goodbye, Ellen.9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

1- Back to work2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING.3- Who throws a whopper?4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists.5- Our only idea is NO.6- Our next Governor7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..."

1- Bad cops and Bad cops2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins.3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up.4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win.5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat.6- You’re fired.7- See we’ve got these ladders….

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty2- Systematic Racism3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need.4- The Founding Fathers said5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'.6- God definitely has a sense of humor7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!”

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal.3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it.4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway.5- Back off, cop. I’m white.6- Support which troops?7- Where’s my beachfront property?8- Black Lives work hard too.

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector...3- Who wants to die now?4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth?5- You’re fired..6- She didn’t take the money.7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO.3- Way to go, Pete.4- Wait, what? They want to vote?5- I vote you don’t fly Delta6- 177- Damn that yoga.8- I have billion minus 130 dollars.

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing.2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'?3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth.4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote.5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid.6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing.

1- A hate crime is not a bad day.2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists.3 - Jen Psaki don’t play.4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place.5- Reefer Madness6- KBLATALK1580.com

1- Stimulating Stimulus2- I voted NO but that was yesterday3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions4- Guess who’s voting by mail5- Princess of Pain

1- Welcome to Florida2- Texas is open3- Golden idols made in Mexico4- CPAC and the C is for CULT5- Lyin Ted is lyin again.6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries.7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar...

1- He’s only 13. He’s just a boy.2- You took the money. You pay the price.3- Regulation: It saves you cash and kept the lights on.4- The cost of tragedy5- VIP’s for vaccines? Wait- wasn’t it all fake?6- Tiger7- Let's stay fat, America. It's safer.

1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico.2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real.3- Enough of the former guy4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT.5- Pull yourself up? We’re here to push you down.6- Can you retire from what you’ve never done?

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired!4- Cheney as a voice of Reason????5- The GOAT was out there GOATing. It was Super.6- Pranks gone wild7- Who needs cards when you have a cannon?8- R.I.P., Chick Corea

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations.2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya.3- McConnell hates that the Dems have learned to be shitty like McConnell.4- Soul Cycle classes do not an educator make.5- Your honor, can I go to Mexico?6- Vaccine and the God Gene7- Don’t poke the GOAT8- Oregon Experiment: This makes too much sense.

1- Biden said his name2- Laser beams, Communists... Hello, Marjorie.3- Got that Hydroxy. Anyone? Anyone?4- Oregon is scary.5- Don’t Game with Gamers.6- You bought your way in, not out.7- Nia Dennis is Magic.8- Father Time is undefeated but he’s against the ropes right, LeBron. Right, Tom.

1- We’ve inaugurated sanity2- Thank you, Amanda Gorman. Black Girl Magic takes over DC.3- Trump slinks out like garbage with over 1 protester4- Caught up in the moment5- Keep Karen in Jail.6- Turtle flips and stupid Cruz7- Tom Won

1- There’s no crying in terrorism.2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun.3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs5- No sympathy6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time.7- Hawley and Cruz too8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions.9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, it is. Now do better.

1- Treason by any other name2- Remember states rights3- Covidiots of Cali4- NY Karen hiding in Cali5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered.6- Threw a pass to help7- Sir Lewis Hamilton

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa2 - $600 whether you need it or not3 - Where’s that other 700 billion?4 - He almost got right5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud???6 - Privilege vs Punishment7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from thevaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon8 - Wal Mart Justice

1 - Thought it would be quiet2 - BLM Never stop saying it3 - Resist Quit Threaten KKK That's 4 stories4 - Pain Compliance. That’s a thing5 - Good News Giving away billions6 - You can blow up trump plaza7 - Palm Beach HOA don’t play

1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon2 - Be consistent in your BS3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it7 - Listen to Coach K8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not?9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its who we are

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.2- I just need to practice lying.3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus5- Rolling coal for assholes6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

1- This show has been cancelled. They all are.2- Do as I say not as I do.3 - If it's leaky, get a new one.4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying.5- Symmetry6- That’s SIR Lewis Hamilton, at least it should be.

1- Biden/Harris WIN2- All it took was counting the votes3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already.4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers!5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth6- We are unblocked7- Don’t forget the Progressives8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop...

1- Who Won? Who Knows?2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open?3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO.4- More states legalize much needed weed5- Even in California racism wins, again.6- Same senate, different day.7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement!8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so!

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 2- Trump Office of Science?3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong?6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again8- Dodgers win the series 

1- the Anti-Endorsement2- We’ll do anything to keep these courts unfair.3- Get him with his science4- So how does this Twitter thing work again?5- We are the real men and we’re scared.6- So you say my boss is on this interweb thing. Uh-oh...

1- Sham Hearings2- What if she were Muslim?3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY.4- Don't drop your ballot in the box5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy.6- Lakers win, LeBron wins7- Watching Lewis Hamilton is watching history8- Rona. Your bubble is not America, not even ‘merikkka.

1- VP debate: let’s get a ref.2- That fly was doing what flies do3- That militia is a gang4- You’re charged with murder, uh... and fired.5- No Nobel prize for you

1- Trump gets Covid… I think.2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?!3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here.4- She went to Rhodes College so she’s a Rhodes scholar, next question.5- Rode across the west. Flood, depression, hope, and funny.6- Back to the virtual world

1- Her Life Mattered2- Wanton Endangerment of Justice3- Truth? About White Supremacists? What government is this?4- What IS a hate crime, Iowa?5- RIP to the Notorious RBG6- The race to hypocrisy will be won Saturday7- Dave has done it again8- I guess I haven't, I’m underrated9- Jesus told you to wear a mask

1- I’m safe. You... not so much.2- Four in 1 equal whopper3- It will get cooler4- Damn Antifa and their unknown cars5- Slow that Camry down6- NO ONE WANTS COPS SHOT.7- It’s not LeBron’s fault.8- I am Groot.

1- Law and Order my azz2- Stars and Stripes forever3- This is what the players did4- Black on black crime of the highest order5- Too many, too soon

1- Jacob Blake: Say his name.2- Kyle Rittenhouse is a criminal.3- Athletes matter. Thank you all.4- Shuckin' and Jivin' for the RNC5- Anti-mask parents schooled by kids

1- The speeches tho2- Buy Goodyear3- Bannon fraud4- Shut up, Lil' Marco.5- Bye, Laurie.6- Never shut up and dribble.7- A pussy is tougher than you.

1- Biden/Harris2- Losing from the front3- I got nothing.