Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1. 1. State of the Union Obama is SMOOV2. 2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty3. 3. Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list?4. 4. Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants?5. 5. Dorner a damn shame all around6. 6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up7. 7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode?8. 8. Alabama players making ends meet9. 9. Condi, just gotta start something10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke, COKE11. 11. Heart attack Grill finally truth in advertising Feb 18, 2013

1- How did I not make the Anti gun list? 2- Man collects guns hates government builds a bunker terrorist or tea bagger? 3- Birth control immoral child abuse , OK 4- Wearing Pants in France 5- Cant afford Acapulco, no worries tourists are attacked everywhere 6- Sen Geraldo Rivera? Uh, No

1- I'm not paying attention I'm on a cruise2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water?3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson4- Congress won't get paid and we're still looking for who cares5- New York. Gun owners ignited to Texas? His should be good for a laugh6- Texas tea party7- Let's confess to Oprah8- I dedicate this podcast to my late imaginary girlfriend Jan 23, 2013

1- Guns. It's not video games it's the guns2- Sheriff Joe needs a calender not a posse3- Hypocrites Hall of Fame4- Good luck RG3 abd Roll Tide5- The NBA is playing. Before the all star break?6- Hockey's back. You did know they were gone right?7- Worst murder plot ever Jan 17, 2013

1- South against everything2- Fiscal Cliff Congress and a bunch of nothing3- Bring back dueling gentlemen4- Assault weapon stops crime. Oops never happened5- Whew the rich got richer6- Al Jazeera vs Current TV vs Fox News7- Let's make up some news8- Dr Oz having a show is a miracle9- Dying for pictures10- Oh no, they breed Jan 10, 2013

1 Newtown shootings President Obama, what are you willing to do 2 He has a knife I have a 32 ounce Louisville slugger 3 Shooting kid with loud radio isn’t standing your ground 4 Romney Wins 5 Raise tax on millionaires and pay for it with Medicare 6 Obama takes corporate donations Lets get some nascar sponsor decals 7 California’s crazy again, or at least stupid 8 Rob Parker real black? Nope Real stupid 9 The Bieb is going sitcom Dec 20, 2012

1- Vegas baby. Pacqaio Rodeo Mal Hall and George Wallace. What a party2 Stand your ground defend your house stop the madness3 Jan brewer flips Repubs flop the new Republicans love latinos.4-Fiscal cliff. We're falling but don't worry it won't interruptcongressional vacations5 Dow up unemployment down worlds not ending6 Obama aid becomes lobbyist. Finally a democrat learning the corruptiongame7 FOX news home of Sarah Palin calls Susan Rice incompetent. No seriouslythey did8 War on Christmas? Just ask DMX and Rudolf Dec 13, 2012

1- Obama says take fiscal cliff fight to twitter, wants a fair and balanced approach. I guess he's just gonna rub that in FOX news people 2- Voters more willing to compromise than congress people. Well most voters aren't crooks paid by lobbyists so I'm not surprised 3- Jon Huntsman was biggest threat according to Obama campaign manager. No he wasn't , Jon Huntsman is reasonable. He never had a chance in republican primary 4- War on women is women's fault FOX news says learn your place ladies , then you?ll be happy and you wouldn't be voting for that socialist 5- Strike at Wal Mart...not happening 6- New Black Friday tradition, count the Wal Mart wounded. Bet the over/under 7- Stop the parade, We?re running out of helium Inflate balloons with Trumps hot air 8- Notre Dame is unbeaten 9- RIP Larry Hagman They finally got JR 10- Fl. woman arrested for riding a manatee. Let me get this straight Florida, riding manatee illegal, shooting black teenager, we're ok with that 11- Cop buys a homeless man a pair of boots Beautiful gesture, no joke. Happy Holidays

1-Happy Black Friday, I mean Thanksgiving2-Republicans, shut up the reason you lost is Obama was better3-You want to secede? Bye its been fun, screw off and play football against each other4-Weed is legal Twinkies are bankrupt? Oh noooooo5-Abandon kids football? OK, lets watch the fat teenagers show again6-Hammer goes Gangam style , and hopefully shares some financial advice Nov 22, 2012

1. Attn Old White Men New America includes everyone2. Karl Rove must report loss to Cheyney, good luck with that3. Racist Rants on Twitter How sad, future klansmen klan reduced to tweeting4. Whos Better off than 4 yrs ago, gun sellers5. Fiscal cliff my ass6. Florida shouldn’t be allowed to vote, period , end of story7. Weed wins Porn loses8. Hurricane Sandy still kicking ass9. Failure of Virgin America, we like our virgins cheap10. George Lucas to give billions away , another liberal redistributes wealth11. Gen Petraeus, love isn’t forever, emails are12. Still no Hockey Nov 13, 2012

1- Short and Sweet 2- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!! 3- America got it right 4- Big Bird is lookin for Romney 5- Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump have to leave 6- PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS WON!!!

1- Obama wins 3rd debate, no one cares2- polls up ,polls down , here a poll there a poll everywhere a poll poll3- Racism still prevalent in America in other news, water is wet4- Women for Romney is like like cattle for burgers, I just don't get it5-Romney says GOP supported Obama. Can I ride in your alternate reality machine Mitt?6- 7.7 quake, Hurricane Sandy, maybe Mayans were right7- Goldman sachs director in jail8- US sues B of A for mortgage fraud 9- Lolo Jones to bobsled Tears freeze in winter10 an apology for TrumpOct 29, 2012

1- 08 Obama is back. I think Michelle gave him a talking to2- Obama won, or did he?once again Rt wing beautifully denies reality3- Glenn Beck Jeans 1791 from back when blacks & women knew their placeahhh the good ole days4- Amanda Todd dead Our collective shame of online bullying5- Tig Notaro tragedy + honesty = comedy Thanks for helping Louie CK6-Lance Armstrong. Nike turns their back on a man with one nut. ShameNike ShameOct 20, 2012

1- Biden whups some ass 2- Funny VP Tweets. Call 911 3- Martha Raddutz a REAL moderator 4- Obama. Pay Attention 5- 5 dollars a gallon? Get more elves 6- November Baseball? 7- Evolution a lie from hell and other brilliant science

1- Election vs coronation. 2- Wake the f**k up 3- Romney leads middle class 4- Climate change Fox News and fairy tales 5- Perry blames Satan so Obama must be Jesus 6- Christian Right blames Obama so he must be Satan 7- California cars don't need you 8- Voter test: Who's Honey Boo Boo?

1- Romney Romney Romney. Obamas people say please keep talking2- Paul Ryan and Values Voters still have time for hate3-Rick Santorum say" we'll never get smart people" to a group of dumb people4- Advice from Sam Jackson5- teachers win and lose6- hey dead guy, you can't park there7- NY mayor says no to Big Gulp8- tea Party ratings at new low. Thank god for congress9- Amanda's so low Lindsey's mad about it

1-Obama gets a bounce. He’s saving one job, his2- Michelle Obama says don’t mess with my man3- Clnton gives a speech so good we remember why he got BJ’s4- You’re like Hitler, No, You’re like Hitler5- Insult your opponent, nicely6- Voter rights, we’ve progressed all the way to the 60’s, again7- IBISWorld predicts people spending again. I dunno if theyre right but ladies, go buy some shoes8- Repubs hate gay marriage less because it’s a family value?9- Organic Schmorganic10- Keep your job because you like to eat don’t you?11 RIP Michael Clarke Duncan. Gonna miss the KingpinAlonzoLive.com@AlonzoBoddenSep 12, 2012

1- You Didn't Build That, in context with the truth 2- Repub convention, if you build it we will come and laugh 3- Small Businessman built it with money from government contracts 4- Paul Ryan learned it with social security money 5- Mia Love built it with 10 bucks 6- Rush says Obama manipulated hurricane, I thought only THOR could manipulate hurricanes, maybe Storm from X-Men 7- Hurricane heads for Tampa and could end in Ryan's hometown I guess God wants to meet them 8- Gov Jindal stays home, to ask for more federal money 9- Apple Computer is gangsta Samsung is Apple's bitch 10- Smoking pot lowers IQ and memory, I think 11- Texas judge says Obama re election will lead to civil war 12- Mississippi combats teen pregnancy with less education 13- Man eaten by grizzly bear he was photographing 14- notice the link between topics 10-14

1- Niall Ferguson says Obama must go, of course he says it with ½ truths but he did say it 2- Numerous rebuttals to Niall Fergusen from Harvard grads, journalists economists etc etc etc 3- Jan Brewer is at it again, when will we fence of her own country so she can be crazy and angry by herself 4- Alabama checking kids immigration status, hey you, 3rd grader, where’s your ID? 5- Oklahoma Valedictorian diploma held because she said hell, I say get the hell out of OK 6- Akin, Ryan , legitimate rape , forcible rape vs illegitimate unforced rape and of course women’s magic wombs 7- Condi joins Augusta, you go girl, bring oprah to lay a round won’t you 8- Houston the coolest city in America? Maybe I’ll take my talents there 9- Device unable to detect kids in hot cars Aug 22, 2012

1- Micheal Phelps greatest ever 2- Gabby Douglas and her hair 3- Ryan Lochte TMI 4- Usain Bolt 5- USA B ball 6- and of course HOOTERS

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1- Romney at NAACP convention 2- Romney calls out Obama on outsourcing 3- Olympic uniforms made in China, speaking of outsourcing 4- Condi Rice for VP, or not 5- Obama doesn’t need tax cuts , where is my trickle down? 6- Rick Perry says he’ll turn down Obamacare, he’ll just pry for help 7- Confidence in religion at all time low. Don’t blame Jesus 8- Drive up alcohol. Theres a texas law that might need work 9- Blake griffin signs for 95 million and hurts knee, hello Clipper jinx 10- Bring back Awkward Black Girl, wake up networks Jul 16, 2012

1- Fireworks cancelled across America 2- Roberts on Obamacare. No one hated more for decision since LeBron 3- Mitt to repeal Obamacare and replace with nothing 4- Eric Holder in contempt of congress, nevermind 5- Record heat wave not global warming, just a little God 6- Jet Blue pilot not guilty, just insane 7- BET awards same old same old 8- Clippers acquire a Kardashian 9- Florida man masturbating while driving

1- Supreme Court Upholds AZ immigration 2- Roberts court will undo every right from Warren Court 3- Obama immigration kids can stay 4- Sea level rise Damn Left wing science 5- Romney says good news is bad news 5- Reagan is my favorite liberal 6- Common sense in Texas? 7- Father kills child molester Yep that's how you do that 8- Microsoft Surrface tablet excites both Zune owners 9- Florida idiot feeds gator his hand Yep that's how you do that

1- Supreme Court Approval low 2- Obama Campaign stalled 3- Obama misspoke? Nope Screwed up 4- 68% against Health care law but want benefits of health care law 5- Romney can't spell 6- GOP blocks equal pay bill. Wonder if their women senators get paid equal? 7- Bloomberg for pot against soda 8- Summer jobs up 9- 30 is new 20 40 is new 30 60 is new 40 dead is new 60 10- Texas abstains from sex ed and has a baby over it 11- Rick Warren Bible says Be Thin

1- Motorcycle travels, The South’s beautiful and confusing 2- Politics as usual. Obama attacks Bain Capital Romney attacks jobs numbers 3- John Bolton, Bush UN ambassador, says Bush left Obama a mess 4- Donald Trump still a birther 5- Mia Love Black woman mormon repub mayor from utah goin for congress 6- Artur Davis former black Alabama congressman switches to repub 7- Dems drop the ball on Scott Walker recall in Wisconsin 8- Clinton poses with porn stars 9- Mark Zuckerbrook down to 14 billion, Dropped from top 40 list 10- Levi Johnston broke 11- Snickers says eat chocolate before sex 12- Stand your ground in Phoenix Jun 06, 2012

TOPICS INCLUDE:1- Trayvon Martin had weed in system 2- Florida Shoot first learn law later 3- Four Tons of Marijuana found off coast of OC 4- This is your brain on FOX 5- Joe Arpaio leads Az Sherriffs race 6- Romney not going to Disagree with Rick Scott on drug testing 7- Debt limit showdown , again 8- JP morgan loss could be 3 billion 9- 90 million for NY penthouse 10- Equal pay for WNBA? Stop laughing they are serious 11- Illinois Miniature horses as service animals May 24, 2012

TOPICS INCLUDE:Mothers DayObama on Gay MarriageAvengers opens at 200 million Shaq gets PHDShaq gets PHDWoman sued for sending text message to driverSan Diegans want to fine banks for neglecting foreclosuresWomen paying alimony you asked for equalitySIRI says Nokia phone better This is what happens without Steve aroundTruck nuts lead to jail stay Stupid is as Stupid does May 16, 2012

Topics Include:1 -Obama visits Afghanistan repubs say he’s using getting Bin Laden for political gain 2 -Obama launches FORWARD campaign 3 -Obama vs Romney will be boring Yes, and that’s a good thing although a lil Santorum or Cain would make it fun 4 -ATT CEO says offering unlimited date for Iphone was big mistake and loses sleep over imessage 5 -GM pays no income taxes since bankruptcy 6 -Stephen King Tax me for F**ks sake 7 -Hate crimes on the rise, I hate hate crimes 8 -Billboard likens Global Warming believers to Unabomber 9 -Phil Mushnick from NY post says Brooklyn Nets should be called New York Niggers because of Jay Z ownership also call cheerleaders bitches and ho’s 10 -Az Gov Jan Brewer to Defund Planned Parenthood 11 -Welch former CEO of GE says women must over deliver to get ahead no programs of diversity etc 12 -Stand your ground and Marissa Alexander Black woman shot violent lover/husband and she sin jail 13 -African Americans come out against NC anti Gay marriage AFTER overhearing comment 14 -Tennessee passes anti Gateway sex bill . No Hugging or we’ll sue 15 -Octomom bankrupt 16 -Spirit Airlines to charge 100 carry on fee – they sell 9 dollar tickets 17 -Clippers up 3-0 Knicks almost done May 12, 2012

Topics Include: Joel Ward, Derrick Rose, Heat destry Knicks, Housing hit rock bottom?, Romney says borrow money from parents, GM CEO needs more money, Worker Productivity, Dan Savage, Thinking undermines faith, Zimmerman collects $200K, Obama and Kimmel kill at press dinner, Dutch ban tourist weed - no more tourism. May 01, 2012

Topics Include: Antonio Cromartie Reality Show, Metta World Peace suspended 7 games, TED and R-Rated with weed smoking teddy bear, Hunger Games is replaced by Think Like A Man at #1, President using executive powers, AZ immigration law goes to Supreme Court, More Mexicans leaving US than entering, WalMart brbery in Mexico, Voting laws could hurt Obama, Gingrich may exit presidential race, Senator Orin Hatch forced to fight for his job, Happiness costs $50k/year, down from $75k. Apr 26, 2012

Topics Include: Tax Day, Secret Service Prostitutes, Hillary Rosen vs. Ann Romney Work vs. Home, Romney says 92% of jobs lost under Obama were women's jobs, Women focus of NRA convention bring on "Bra Holster", Ted Nugent at NRA: "If Obama reelected this time next year I'll be in jail or dead", Tupac hologram at Coachella, Kim Kardashian wants to be mayor of Glendale in 5 years. Apr 19, 2012

Who's Paying Attention? #5Topics Include: George Zimmerman donations, Oklahoma shootings, Supreme Court and California prisoners getting free health care, Santorum bows out, Allen West says tanning salon tax racist, Ozzie Guillen, Tebow Easter services, Bubba Watson wins Masters, Taxes Americans support, homophobes are secretly gay, Sony asks excutives to return bonuses BEFORE laying off 10,000, Mike Wallace passed away. Apr 13, 2012

Who's Paying Attention? #4Topics Include: Who I am and why I think that way, UK and Baylor, Obamacare vs Supreme Court, General Service Admin Party in Vegas, Sarah Palin on The Today Show, Oakland Shooting, Trevon Martin, Dallas Tornadoes, OK wins NCAA. Apr 06, 2012

Who's Paying Attention? #3Topics Include:Trevon MartinHoodiesSupreme CourtCheney's new heartNFL ScandalTebow to the JetsMagic Johnson owns the DodgersTiger WoodsHunger Games racismJet Blue pilot goes nuts Mar 30, 2012

Who's Paying Attention? #2Topics Include: George Zimmerman, March Madness, Tim Tebow, Bill Maher, iPad and Hunger Games. Mar 27, 2012

Who's Paying Attention? #1Topics Include: Flight Attendants, Texting While Driving, John Carter, and more! Mar 17, 2012