The Worst Idea Of All Time

Finally, the lyrics of American Pie and plotline of Emmanuelle 2000 collide in this Ten Boners Out of Ten porn pastiche. Emmanuelle has lost the power of her mind control device because a high school student touched the digitally rendered pulsating butthole on his principal's computer leading to a body swap comedy featuring a cat in heat and hilarious teenage hijinks.The boys investigate the pomp and circumstance associated with US high school graduation ceremonies and compare them to their own experiences of leaving school in New Zealand. Guy reveals he is the recipient of an art prize despite never taking art as a subject. Is there a connection between Emmanuelle's Pie and the US Military Industrial Complex? It is impossible to say but the boiz discuss nonetheless. George Lazenby is not in good shape and we wait with baited breath to see if Boner Inspector will finally be satiated.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trigger Warning: One of this episode's letters contains mention of rape, in the context of a studio forcing a director to include it in a movie plotline.TODAY - We got Kelsey writing from the frontlines of Emmanuelle in Space, someone with first hand experience of meeting and hearing from trailblazing soft porn turned television director Lev L. Spiro who is a man of moral substance.We hear from Rob "Jurgan" Dukes who, inspired by Michael Hing - is drawing lines between Emmanuelle's amulet and tiara, Mr Big and the 2008 financial crisis and honestly? It makes a lot of sense. A deep dive into a live stand up comedy show that Tim has been hosting in Auckland, New Zealand and the curious source of inspiration to have a musician on stage while the comedians perform. The name of the special eludes me now but it is something to do with the heritage of the comedian's mother and children? TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are investigating a quick history of They Might Be Giants which leads to a comparative analysis of Disco and Space travel and a fantastic musical cooked up by a friend in NYC! Tim has been ripping thirteen hour work days and bingeing Breaking Bad. We finally get two hundred big ones from Ellen in exchange for encouraging them to make mistakes while learning things and Hamish in Melbourne is out in the world, watching the live comedy shows of Worst Idea of All Time alumni and all is well with the world.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by kiwi comedian Angella Dravid for what is comfortably the worst Emmanuelle offering so far. Emmanuelle is in Rio de Janeiro without a script or even a storyline. Like George Lazenby to the Bond franchise, Ludmilla Ferraz takes Emmanatle for one-time-only and it almost universally stinks. A star turn from a best friend in fluoro green who delivers one line only but multiple times. We learn a little more about the Boner Inspector so stay tuned for that!Angella Dravid's NZ Comedy Fest Show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/angella-dravid/TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice (of the Treasure of the Four Crowns fame) forces Tim and Guy to consider whether they'd rather work through the worst five of Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy's back catalogue. Willem sets up an It's Always Sexy in Philadelphia crossover spectacular with Mr Big, Mrs Kelly and Frank. What happens next? And how horny is it? A message from Bremen, Ohio sparks a stroll down memory lane, as the boys remember life when you could... travel?TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Hum’s show Why Are You Like This? is on Netflix from April 16!The boiz are excited and overwhelmed to discover this is the FIRST MOVIE in the Emmanuelle 2000 and establishes the rules and world of the seven Emmanuelle 2000 films they have already watched. Everything makes a lot of sense. Naomi spots an onscreen labia, reveals she’s been to Taco Bell with Hum and shares a bedroom trick that will make your man go crazy and beg you to stop! (because the joke got old). Hum’s very in to the look of our current Emmanuelle and is concerned about the current state of adult content online and whether someone’s going to “break a tit”. Unfortunately NOTE: Tim was unable to buy titplay.com.au because he does have a registered company in Australia (yet) – so it is up for grabs!TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are TIRED and really checking in on each other's life situation. Both of them are eating curry, both of them love each other. Brian (@deathhand on Insta) from the Shills is also a good boy living in Boston, finally playing live shows again and still responsible for our beautiful new theme song. A Philanthropic Paul Blart pitch has Tim marking his Google Calendar and Karl pitches Sex and the City 3 - A babushka style Sex and the City sequel that takes place DURING the events of Sex and the City 2.TWIOAT Live show in AucklandGuy's NZ Comedy Fest showTim's NZ Comedy Fest show JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In February of 2021, Guy and Tim penned a pilot for the newly announced season 7 of Sex and The City for an online, live streamed table read. Fetauring the voice talents of our talented comedy friends Rhys Matthewson, Alice Snedden and Madeleine Sami.You can watch the video of the live stream here.Support Littlefield NYCTWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by Australia’s sweetheart, comedian Michael Hing (whose show is on right now in Melbourne: tickets available here). The three sit down for a round table discussion of Emmanuelle 2001: Sensational Pleasures. Hing is shocked and appalled at the partial nudity featured in the soft core porn film and seems to have believed soft core porn to solely feature clothed actors. Tim and Guy both did not enjoy the movie. George Lazenby drops by to graciously receive a podcast porn parody idea where Tim and Guy suck and f*ck each other. Grim.HING'S SHOW: comedyfestival.com.au/2021/shows/michael-hingTWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This review of the failed 80s 3D Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-off Treasure of the Four Crowns serves as payment to Alice for services to TWIOAT. This movie has it all –magic, snakes, four crowns. The villain in this kids movie is a cult leader who looks suspiciously like Rasputin and the hero is some random 40-something dude who enlists the help of an alcoholic and a retired circus performer with a weak heart. It is BAFFLING how it didn’t perform better at the box office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has been on childcare duty which puts a real damper on watching pornography. Tim has been cheating on the podcast by guesting on shows. Emmanuelle however, is up to her old tricks in Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle in which she is revealed to be a diamond collector. The Mind Control Device made of plastic (or opal) and a flashing LED bulb is revealed to have some technical limitations (sorta like a cellphone, I guess?) and the guy who played The Sultan in Emmanuelle in Paradise is revealed to be a talented and multifaceted actor. The pesty George Lazenby is here, as per usual, and he is doing some questionable stuff with giraffes at the local zoo.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland (20 May): qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our friend Maureen is trying to get the fellaz on #TaskmasterNZ, we've got a hot new theme song and the podcast feed is an absolute nightmare on iTunes (and everywhere probably). Someone’s trying to hit Tim and Guy up for either drugs or a job in NZ and either way, they’re here to help!SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle In Paradise features kidnapping, three distinct countries surprisingly filled with white people and a vast amount of milk. In a satisfying turn, the boiz found an English version to watch this time and it’s a good thing because now they finally understand the shitty flashy heart jewelry device.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOATJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's not kid out ourselves, this Friendzone exists so that we all may enjoy the fruits of Chris A Rock's labour. Hope y'all like Paul Blart pitches.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy sit down to watch the second Emmanuelle 2000 film 'The Art of Love' however only a foreign language TV edit was available. No matter, we've got a busy Boner Inspector, a heist and a crisis of confidence from Monty. Hard to say what exactly is going on in the movie but crucially, the lame ass jewellery remains.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Friendzone features a detailed fusion of the Sex and the City 2 universe and the Grown Ups 2 universe thanks to Sarah, a true multiyear/degree journey with recent Ph.D grad Amber and some nightmares with Nathan who falls asleep to the poddy and has started dreaming about Tim and Guy. The Sex and the City script stream was a huge success and is now available to all at worstideaofalltime.comJOIN US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim enter a new frontier of Emmanuelle – that of Emmanuelle 2000. The fellaz have chosen a difficult to source film, presented in a difficult to digest way. With a Russian audio track dubbed on top of, (though slightly out of sync with) the original English, it’s a little tricky to figure out what the cheap plastic flashing heart jewelry and minidisks are all about. We learn the reason George Lazenby is the world's greatest listener; Has a 49-year-old boner he simply cannot get rid of and there is a notable rise in oral sex.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please do NOT ask the boiz how long they've spent watching bad films and recording their discussions about them because it's a bit of a bummer. We got a bunch of book recommendations from Monty and Tim would like to know your dreams! We hear from some friends who might be alergic to running, friends who have little knives and some friends who have named their pet lizard after Guy and Tim.LIVESTREAM EVENT: (worstideaofalltime.com/stream)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz have arrived at the end of the Emmanuelle in Space series and you know what that means - Time to revisit the entire series via one lazy final chapter made up of 'flashbacks'. Guy would like to see what happens when the aliens bring sexuality back to the homeland, Tim wants a Theo spin-off. Jim Carrey is a full on dude and George Lazenby.STREAMING EVENT: (worstideaofalltime.com/stream)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aussie comedians Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are here and they are confused and absolutely disgusted by Emmanuelle In Space 6: One Final Fling. The food play is back with a revenge, we're switching out key actors and there are eyebrows on a guy's back. It's all a bloody mess but we're treated to some brief philosophical musings on the human condition, so we got that going for us.Tom Walker on Twitch [twitch.tv/tomwalkerisgood]Demi Lardner on Twitch [twitch.tv/demilardner]Check out this month's live stream event here: worstideaofalltime.com/stream  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WOOPS - This Friendzone is appearing OUT OF ORDER but hey, it's Worst Idea, amiright? Tim and Guy have a think about the year ahead (cause ya know, they recorded this a month ago). We hear from our friends who have gone through a lot of Mr Bean movies, a lot of ads from various military organisations trying to recruit you through our show and a lot of waiting for more Til Death Do Us Blart.Get read for our upcoming livestream event! worstideaofalltime.com/stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle In Space 5: A Time To Dream is on the menu today and the fellaz a la frost are asking; Is this movie where Christopher Nolan found his inspiration for Inception? In this one we got a genie, a highly punchable man, and a distinct lack of comedy. George Lazenby stops by to pitch an incredibly creepy porno though sadly, this film is nigh on impossible to masturbate to.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim had to bury a hedgehog - awful. Guy’s car got stolen - briefly. But who cares? For 2020 is dead now and we are being rewarded with a 348 page erotic fiction starring Timbly and Guybo. Monty’s still on his BS regarding sandwiches and people want to know if the fellaz are ACTUALLY friends. Our friends are awesome, and they are you.Live stream details here: worstideaofalltime.com/stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got him! Daniel Sloss joins us for the final watch of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Sloss takes us through the technical rationale for the 45 minute runtime and his outrage at being passed over for a Netflix comedy slate that turned out to contain this special. Guy and Tim try to decide if it was Scheinder’s mate David Spade who had to give notes or Dane Cook who gave him two big thumbs up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim gets a haircut and finds a guy pissing on a tree. Guy is at a low ebb which may or may not be assisted by a singalong of Kansas. Without a guest, the pair are left to dig into the mechanics of Rob turning his genitals into an ice cream Sundae and frankly, it’s just not enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose and Alice join the boiz for their fifth (and first, respective) watch of Rob's special. Rose would like to discuss (and defend) the accent work and Rob's self-doubt which is on clearly display. Rose performs a deep and sympathetic psychoanalysis on Rob's attitudes towards women and sex. When you’re done, why not check out Alice Snedden's Bad News. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim needed to go outside so is recording from what (in)correctly may be described as a patio but it didn’t stop this watch f***ing up his day. In this viewing, Rob cuts off his young daughter and our hosts review a review of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. The fellaz also get in the weeds of Sandler's jobs programme in Hollywood and Tim would also like to upgrade Rob's singing to OK. Guy would like to correct Tim's pronunciation of Vibrato. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Self-confessed Schneiderhead Joseph Moore - a man who has watched Rob's special three times now, joins us as a guest for episode three version 2.0. This was recorded well after we had completed this entire season of Overlooked and Undercooked. With this much knowledge, Joseph is able to pitch a gritty reboot of Deuce Bigalow and explores whether Mitt Romney attended this live special. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has become openly hostile to Guy because of the project and becomes interested in the hard job of being an audience member at a comedy show. Meanwhile, Guy reflects on the difference between American and kiwi audiences and ponders what would happen if Rob Schineder appeared in a comedy venue he was at. Attempts are made to understand how gifted piano player, Takeru Saito, was selected to participate in this project. Shout out to Tom Furniss and Rose Matafeo’s special Horndog available on HBOMax and Neon NZ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Overlooked and Undercooked: Season 3. In lockdown, Guy and Tim decided to watch Rob Schinder’s Netflix special Asian Momma, Mexican Kids marking the first time that the fellaz have put a comedy special through the ole Worst Idea treatment. Monty finds some relatability with Rob’s ‘Dick in sweatpants’ joke but has no love for his ‘Mother-In-Law Molestation’ bit. Tim is shocked at the appearance of both a classical pianist and a blood relative enlisted to fatten out the sub-50 minute show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a Friendzone that was originally broadcast LIVE to the internet with VIDEO (on Patreon). It's not live anymore though. In this exciting addition - People are bettering themselves, Hugo is going door to door to pursuing a career in the culinary arts, and the fellaz reveal a little background context on the infamous TWIOAT YouTube pilot! We cannot escape CATS (2019) and Guy is getting confused for the other Guy in Aotearoa New Zealand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice Snedden (Boners of The Heart, Alice Snedden's Bad News) joins the fellaz for some good ol' fashioned porn watchin'. It's time for Emmanuelle in Space 5; a movie experience that elicits a fantastic basketball flavoured adult film based on a real life moment from Alice, a furious boredom at the lack of genitals on screen and Tim's steadfast belief that film crew have traveled the world to capture this stock footage of international landmarks. We also have a porn mystery that needs YOUR HELP to solve and Guy doesn't understand what commercial radio is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Chris Parker joins the boiz as this season's first guest to discuss childhood adult film consumption habits, jam sandwiches and a friend's famous trip to the Gold Coast for DVD procurement. Bad Guy also stops by to try and copulate with the film itself and Tim is trying not to vomit with the constantly rotating shots. A hot scene with a matador and a woman alien earth companion for Emmanuelle in this one all adds up to a pretty sexy time.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle is back in space for the second time and Guy is, once again, in peak physical condition. Tim is not however. They're united in one thing though; A superiority of Australia as a tourist destination. In this caper, we're introduced a man named Dirk (think Mel Gibson meets Jay Leno) who runs The Pleasure Palace and get a more in depth look at Theo. Speaking of accom, the fellaz also discuss an establish in Roswell, New Mexico that Monty stayed in.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle is American and in space and we couldn't be happier. No dubs, no subs; Simply an Emmy-award winning Director working under a pseudonym in the hopes of keeping their porn and comedy careers separate. A tale told in the present tense (THANK YOU) that barrels along and a stand up comedian playing Emmanuelle make for the easiest breezes in the franchise. Plenty of mystery though, such as Who is Theo? And, why won't he collect his toast? George Lazenby pitches a porno starring his very long underwear and Tim loves a soundtrack described as not even approaching music. An altogether enjoyable viewing and listening experience.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get yourself a Dickmove album for Christmas. Guybo and Timbly have both been doing stand up comedy shows and they've got some hot new Simpsons merch. What are our friends up to? Glad you asked. They're making podcasts called Chekhov's Cock and they're recommending Portland hotspots called Movie Madness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy knows lots of things Tim doesn't. Where does the wind come from? Where does the wind go? Is there only one bit of a wind or is it always different wind? Tim loves trees. Do you ever think about trees? Lord of the Rings had moving trees called Ents. Better call the Boner Inspector because Guy has a crush on Emmannuelle - a woman living the glamorous life of solo travel. Ultimately though (spoiler alert) nobody got a boner.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosy Fellaz are tired and relaxed in this year of our lord, 2017. Tim's new microphones are gassy as heck and Glen Campbell is keeping us all company. We hear a few bits of correspondence for the first time and a couple for the second - as per! Guy runs us through his beautiful morning routine and the boiz are given an opportunity to name a strain of cannabis.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim reads old mail again but that's ok! We hear from Irish friends and Scottish friends! Canadian friends and New Zealand friends. A friend writes in with their own boner patrol from when they got too stoned at a swingers party and we're introduced to the Stamp Test, a medical exam to test for erectile dysfunction. Monty blows the lid on the epicentre of cocaine and polyamory in New Zealand and a relationship is in peril after someone shushes their partner during boner patrol.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy provides a very efficient plot recap of a movie with a dead friend from a silly car crash and a man falls in love with a sculpture. The fellaz question whether Macy Gray put sand on her Weet-Bix and why don’t Sanitarium don't pay tax. Johnny the Guitar came and went.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sigmund F***, the world's best psychoanalyst for FEMALES is in this episode and he's not very good at his job. Guy floats a new podcast within this podcast, hosted by George Lazenby called 'Listening with Lazenby'. The boiz learn it is harder to watch porn at 10AM on a Tuesday than it used to be at midnight on a Friday and wonder if Lazenby and Syvlia have made other passengers sit through their horny memories and now are screwing in first class!? Speaking of, God - the omnipresent Japanese man flying in first class is in every scene but also underutilised.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have released this episode toooooo late for their country's cannabis referendum but recorded just in time for a neighbour's chainsaw! Timbo's household got a new dog, Tui. After school programmes with limited DVD collections, documentaries on video game designers and Reddit users abound in this glorious zone for friends. Mates. Pals. You lot.SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The movie is called Emmanuelle's Revenge but it is actually George Lazenby's revenge, after listening to Emmanuelle tell a mountain of anecdotes it is his turn to tell some horny tales from his time in World War II! Emmanuelle is picking up scarves in aeroplane toilets, a butler named James does what no butler in the franchise has done before (has sex!) and there is a very well put together phone sex scene. Will there finally be a boner to inspect? The lads also sexualise kangaroos some more for good measure and Tim recounts the halcyon days of producing breakfast radio and mainlining Alex Jones as a spry young 22 year old man.PAY US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle is in Venice for most of this skin flick but then we're in India for the last bit for no reason. We've got maids getting whacked and George Lazenby getting fresh airplane towels. We've got dramatic church bell synths AND a butler who just wants the weekend off. But most importantly of all, we have an extended conversation between your two beloved hosts about which members of the animal kingdom are the most romantically alluring to them.HELP OUR PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is past midnight and Guy and Tim are hanging on by a thread. The boiz are split between Auckland, (where Tim has a full house with a new puppy and a baby visiting and you better believe he's cooking big dinners at 2pm) and Arrowtown (where Guy is with his dad, reciting vegetables to Guy's mum to figure out what to cook for dinner). Ethan from Bangkok nails the tone of the project, we've got huge The Male Gayz fandom and a big fan of the boys who listens while commuting on their push bike. Louisiana Tim is a scary look-a-likey observed by Brandon and Jack Hall is writing from August 18 2020 and asking for Monty Senior to get on the pod. Guy, however doesn't want to watch porn with his dad.HIT UP OUR PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time the Frosty Fellaz have driven down to the water at a local beach (slash effluent outlet) to watch yet another softcore pornography - this time from inside a car but with a nice view out the front windscreen. Tim lists the domains he's purchased over the years, importantly including BlazePizza.co.nz and the Boner Inspector has nothing to see this week for our first non-canonical Emmanuelle. A former Bond makes his first of many forthcoming appearances and there's a bit of bird watching. As for the movie? There's some weird stuff including a kickass band and a lot of food.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this beautiful Friendzone, we've got an in depth analysis of Real Rob and Rob Schneider's relationship and representation of Buddhism; Insecurity about a lack of Ph.D from a gloating South African listener and a $100 offer for Tim and Guy to spend some quality time with 1984 sensation C.H.U.D. A Chicagoan native puts out some love into our theory that it is absurd Home Alone 3 doesn't address or acknowledge the existence of Michael Jordan's Bulls at the absolute peak of their powers and Rufus is like a cat - he is inside, he's outside, he is all over the bloody shop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cards on the table, Tim got too stoned for this watch and is struggling HARD to make sense of not just what happened in the movie but exactly which movie he watched. Was it Emmanuelle's Love? Possibly but there is a real lack of evidence from the movie itself. Guy tries with all his might to focus Tim and the boiz discuss the financial deals that are an important backbone of this movie. Questions abound regarding identical twins, how Emmanuelle uses her potion and whether Wheeler from Captain Planet is in the mix. Sylvia Kristel and George Lazenby are on a plane for time immemorial and the foodplay will not relent.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTimeVISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: littleempirepodcasts.comMUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com)    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have watched Emmanuelle 7 (1993) and it is a terrifyingly accurate portrait of the future OR of movies about the future (The Matrix, 1999). This movie has it all; VR, sex, othering people who aren't white. Tim is convinced one of the male stars of this film is New Zealand's own Antony Starr. He also firmly believes a Christopher Reeves lookalike has been cast. Meanwhile, Guy has trouble eating a delicious mushroom sandwich while being voyeuristic. Sylvia Kristel returns in a nonsexual role.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTimeVISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: littleempirepodcasts.comMUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.