The Worst Idea Of All Time

Guy is choosing an exciting animal scale and this episode's Killionaires are picking exciting new ways to enrich and then off some of the wealthy humans on the planet. Bradney's combined the time-honoured elements of raffle tickets, space travel and David Hasselhoff. For her part, Jo has finally recognised Guy and Tim as the pioneers they are and wants to use that to draw Bezos into an intergalactic trap. Who will win? We know, but you don't so listen to join us in our knowledge camp.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Julian is a competitor who has been lubricating the ole brain box and is currently hosting a dinner party while he pitches a new TV show. Meanwhile, Ryan is very sober (even more so comparatively) and wants Guy to start a consultancy in Las Vegas that's got bit to do with jet propulsion and a little to do with dick-shaped objects and a lot to do with Werner Herzog. But there's a twist and you're going to need to check out the full episode to find out what!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first half of the first episode of a new podcast Tim's on called Socrates Walks Into A Bar. If you like it, subscribe here:Linktree: https://linktr.ee/socrateswalksintoabarApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/socrates-walks-into-a-bar/id1634139693Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7gdfgIntzQbzPRLTVuGPE9?si=d2b4b199b96a4bd4Website: https://www.rova.nz/home/podcasts/socrates-walks-into-a-bar.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS (or perhaps two) since Tim and Guy have seen each other and in the great words of Peaches & Herb, They are reunited and it feels so good! Tim has been working on a podcast with Carlo, Guy has been working on a TV show with Guy. Our one libertarian listener assumes various different identities to worry about our health, discuss performing in a strip show and brag about England cricket. We also get a special cameo from the great Ken Griffen who gives out a curry recommendation for anyone in New York. We love you!TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dana and Ben are two competitors who are operating on a very similar frequency and it’s a very fun one. Speaking of frequencies, we got some great voices on this episode to boot. Corporate personhood, weaponising helicopters, a human centipede situation and the disillusion of marriage are all coming together to form a perfect storm of trillionaire murder plots in this very exciting episode of Killionaire TV.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our most recent, exciting episode of Killionaire TV - we’re looking at a plot involving none other than 2000’s sporting icon Lance ‘Livestrong’ Armstrong. It involves a pretty nifty plan matching his biking antics delivered by a man who reflexively defensive about the details. Meanwhile, Rose presents a compelling plan of mentorship, lotteries and… a hammer, I guess? Who will win? Who farted? Only one way to find out!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has Hand, Foot and Mouth disease and Guy wants to know all about it! The boiz are also booking front row tickets to attend a particular musical at 2pm during the school holidays so they can have the time of their lives. People in Glasgow have just seen incredible NZ band The Beths (on the lads’ recommendation) and one listener in New Jersey wants to know the origins of Rob Schneider's Netflix title, Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Tim and Guy also guess where Delaware is and invent a new game, Political Belly Buttons.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paperclips, AI and a birthday boy: Truly this episode has all those three things. We've got a brilliant plan involving a digital super intelligence dedicated to creating, marketing and producing ever-improving paperclips from Will. Joshua is celebrating another successful trip around the sun and wants to take a leaf out of Marvel's book to make a real life Ironman.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.The video version of this episode is available at TWIOAT.substack.comTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are at a café, either representing the working-parenting class or the bourgeoisie. Tim has returned from a Lads Trip to an abandoned school with stories to tell about the consequences of eating seven pieces of KFC in quick succession. Guy has returned home from Melbourne, where he filmed an hour long stand up show SO FUNNY it caused one anonymous audience member to briefly loose bodily control. This zone’s correspondence includes some end-of-2021 mail regarding a bodega from And Just Like That, an hypothetical cameo on the same show and more! Remember to rate and review WTF with Marc Maron to help out his fledgling podcast.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back! The Frosty Fellaz are joined by Jamie who hails from "by London" and has a dating app that will target Jeff Bezos and hit him where it hurts. Stephanie beams in from the equally non-specific "outside Boston" with a diabolical scam (and props) built around the old timey appeal of a charity fair dunk tank. Yes again but this one is different!Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OOPSY - Timbo has not done his TWIOAT homework and thus, very late on the next episode of Killionaire coming out (sorry everyone!) Meanwhile Guy is missing his podcast partner and Tim is feeling kinda ok with 5 hours sleep a night. One generous listener donates the funniest sum imaginable with the hopes the boys will spend time with Morbius and writer Chris responds to the boys' reminisces about hangovers with a grotesque granular recounting of his own toughest mornings (with a twist). Someone subscribes to the Substack because Guy was rude to them in a dream and by the end of the podcast Guy is truly high as a kite.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the arena for this sixth episode of Killionaire TV, Patricia and Jacob battle to see how can we can glow up the bank account of and then end the run of, Zuckerberg and Bezos, respectively. Today's schemes truly have it all: Casinos, octopuses, big windows and bigger stinks. We've got a couple of real pros on set today from hemispheres as diverse as the northern and southern ones.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. After a coffee in the morning, Tim and Guy reunite for a catch up in the friendzone ON THE BOOKS. Hungover movies, hungover television and hangovers in general, including a truly repulsive stroll down memory lane with a twenty-year-old Flash are the menu. Catholic mothers-in-law are upset by our boner content while four year old children are singing our theme song. But the big ticket item: Guy is filming a comedy special for Paramount+!If you live in Melbourne, you are required to attend at The Malthouse on Monday June 20! Get a free ticket at guymontgomery.co.nzTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take a brief departure this week from our regularly scheduled programming of plotter v plotter in the Killionaire TV series to bring you an up-to-the-minute update on how the world's top billionaires (according to Forbes) are stacking up. A certain German, gold-spinning imp is on the up-and-up and SOME people, at SOME time counted a billion as a million million. Crucially though - we need to discuss the current goings on of a Jeff, a Bill, some Larrys and of course, an Elon to find out what everyone is up to on 31 May 2022.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have written another podcast episode ready for release. Joined by a verbose and scornful Remy (who has inherited his father's excellent mic technique and propensity to mock Guy), the lads discuss etiquette when relaying that you've listened to an audiobook and in listener correspondence, discover the name of their libertarian listener (it's amazing). We're also given a possible origin story for Coffee Guy, the History of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody and explore whether or not Mattress Pikelet King made And Just Like That... just to win them over. IMPORTANTLY One Off Fest is on Saturday May 28. Watch it live in Auckland or livestream it from anywhere in the world. ONE-OFF FEST TICKETS (live and livestreaming)TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SYDNEY TICKETSTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Tally-thon Telethon ft. a CEO who hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Killionaire TV: Episode Three, with two contestants and one goal: End the life of a trillionaire. Our contestants today are Mack from the UK who’s political ambitions are matched only by his lack of preparation for his pitch. In stark contrast, we have Shortney, an American who brings a meticulously planned plot involving a lot of math, a gold pyramid tomb and a plucky entrepreneur named Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is the 150th Friendzone and this is the best podcast the boiz have ever released. To celebrate Tim has contracted the world famous novel coronavirus, Covid-19 and put Remy down to sleep for 30 blissful minutes. With his new-found personal insight into the virus, Batman is remorseful for making The Flash watch Sex and the City 2 twice while ill. Large digressions about the Christchurch magic scene of the 1990 are in this episode and a petty listener takes vengeance on for the fellaz saying he doesn't use enough commas. What is garlic? That’s the reason question. TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SYDNEY TICKETSTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / ONE-OFF FEST TICKETS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Two is upon us and it is a hotly contested doozy! New Zealand's own Dylan joins us with a thick kiwi accent to propose using the power of boats, French accents and the power of love to bring Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk to a tragic ending. Meanwhile Brad is on the line from the Lone Star State with a Disney’s Cars book full of graphs and big dreams of helping the CEO of Amazon monopolise US production using the farms of the mid-West.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!Thanks to the cowboys at The Cryptonaturalist podcast for the bitchin’ intro.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first episode of Killionaire TV. An exciting new fundraising and elimination project created by the people, for the people, in the interest of making the very same people, as wealthy as each other. There is a visual component of this presentation IF YOU WANT IT on our Substack.In our first episode Lexi joins us from Ireland to pitch us about an artificial intelligence torture chamber with Mark Zuckerberg’s name all over it. We then hear from Joe in Nottingham, who proposes assuming commercial ownership of the Amazon rainforest and harvesting the power of the monkeys contained therein, to show Jeff Bezos the time of his life.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a Deciders' Club episode, typically only available for supporters on Substack but we wanted to share it with everyone because this time we had to watched We Are Your Friends again. And then again.Well, you glorious assholes, you won. You decided that as penance for being tardy on Deciders’ Clubs episode, we should have to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS twice, back to back. And you were right to do so. We did it but we were not happy about it. Lowlights included hearing the devastating line “Do you spin here regularly?” again (and then again) and Tim has (surprise surprise) come up with a slightly theory about what’s ACTUALLY going on in the movie. Guy continues his plight in insisting that we will never know for sure if the Crying DJ and Emily Ratajkowski ever had sex.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter /Instagram /Facebook /Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's got roast chook in the oven, Guy is in Melbourne tucked up in bed while he waits for nightfall. Sharing what remains of the Patreon mailbag, the frosty fellaz catch up with friends around the world, including (as always) PhD students drawing flattering comparisons between their endeavours and the boiz'. More strolls down memory lane as people recount the plummeting lows Guy has been through, which listeners nearly always represent their high points for the pod. If you are in Melbourne, Guy is doing his show until April 24 as part of the comedy festival. If you are in Auckland, Tim is eating a slightly overcooked roast chicken right now.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To celebrate the Melbourne International Comedy Festival two of the worst podcast ideas of all time; Plumbing the Death Star and The Worst Idea of All Time have come together for a very special cross over episode where we delve deep into the rich universe of Grown Ups 2. So sit back, close your eyes and listen to 5 grown men dissect one of the many Adam Sandler’s cinematic masterpieces. And don’t forget to subscribe to Plumbing the Death Star. Also you’re probably better off if you unsubscribe to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the nursery, where two young bucks in their mid-30s are trying to guess how old they'll live to. A baby is well and truly ON BOARD for the episode and so is a plethora of great messages from you - the sole and libertarian listener. The fellaz go through the list of some of the top Larry's and hear from a couple travelling through Costa Rica. Mostly crucially though, we have a beautiful invitation to join a southern man for some supper in a forest. Check out The Cryptonaturalist which Guy recently featured on.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was not enough for the fellaz to watch the entirety of the Sex and The City reboot: And Just Like That... Tim and Guy must go deeper. They've now watched the Making Of featuring Mattress Pikelet King, Sarah Jessica Parker's dumb f***ing hats and NO KIM CATTRALL. Monty doesn't know who the show is for, Timbo (who famously called WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the Citizen Kane of our time) believes there's something for everyone in this unnecessary trip behind the camera. One thing is for sure though: It's very hard to replace Samantha Jones.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosty Fellaz are in a baby's room and would like to talk to you about Tim's dog Rufus who is struggling with the stairs. Speaking of Tim, he has mistaken a different tall white man for Guy Montgomery. We've got correspondence regarding George Lazenby, Killionaire, the Aunty Donna Podcast and intimate details of your life.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a highlights package of an almost 5 hour ordeal Guy Montgomery went through after losing a game on stage with Tim, when the pair were determining who was the Best Worst Host of All Time. Please enjoy responsibly. Full video (if you want that for some f*cked up reason) is here.End theme song by Montaigne.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is simply a matter of fact that the letter N has some dark negative energy and this isn't talked about nearly enough. Luckily, the Frosty Fellaz are here to shed light on this and other Hot Topics like windows, books and what 90F actually means (in Celsius). Our friends have sent us art in the form of this frosty image and this beautiful folk album. We've got some other lovely listener letters and a big announcement about a livestream happening from Guy this Friday that you won't want to miss!TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is one part of an 18 HOUR(!!!) podcast episode from AJ and Richard's podcast, Cult Popture. In 2020, they watched 37 Barbie movies and reviewed them all with special guests, including THE FROSTY FELLAZ and that's what you're going to hear today. Bone apple tea.Cult Popture on Acast / Website / iTunes / Facebook / Instagram / PatreonTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join this special Director's Commentary with SIR Andrew Lloyd Webber and visionary director Tom Hooper. There is simply so much to unpack from this cultural juggernaut bringing together to twin infallible (and ineffable?) worlds of confusing musicals and CGI-heavy film-making. Hold on to your Jellicle butts because we're going up, up, up to the Heaviside Layer. Together.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / PatreonGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy 8th birthday to The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy and Tim are talking favourite vegetables, the incredible ratio of listeners with PhDs (again) and whether New Zealanders are the capybaras of nationalities. The show has also doubled its libertarian listenership and the fellaz try to figure out what countries fall under the "Down Under" umbrella?TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Just Like That the fellaz have completed their journey with this Sex and The City reboot - what an adventure. Joined by Australian comedian Becky Lucas, Guy and Tim desperately try to communicate the plot of this episode and get derailed every time, while Becky elevates the discussion by sharing a current haunting she and her boyfriend are experiencing. Today's guest also shares her love of the original TV show, and crippling disappointment with this series, Guy tries to dissect what rankles him about Che Diaz one last time, and Tim believes he knows what the plan is for the next stage of the expanded-Sex And The City Universe.Follow Becky on Instagram / See her in Melbourne and SydneyTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / Patreon GUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website TIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An 'organic' Friendzone in which the lads discuss What Words Want and which sound in the English language they'd love to land on after a fall from on high. We've got friends from Switzerland, West Australia and everywhere in between, featuring delightful stories, like when Bezos propaganda runs at Amazon HQ and what Tim thinks of your ordinary, run of the mill, garden variety reviewers.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's official; the fellaz are on board with the show. Charlotte and Lily are going on an exciting side-mission involving tampon application, we finally see the extent to which Steve's heart is broken (it is very broken) and Mattress Pikelet is back in the writers room playing with forces beyond his skills. Further evidence Seema is Carrie's imaginary friend and now SHE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND TOO!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine this, it is a sunny Sunday morning and Tim and Guy are on the couch at Guy's place. Now stop imagining it because it is happening. They've had a coffee, Tim has picked up a Time magazine full of the best inventions of 2021 and the lads are assessing their value. We've got cats surviving asthma attacks, a prompt to discuss our favourite Worst Idea theme songs, not one but TWO reminders to do a Cats DirCom and an incredibly lengthy and insightful message from a listener who has just traversed TWIOAT discography for a third time.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) SEE GUY: (guymontgomery.co.nz) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is coming around to the show while Guy is becoming more and more irate at the things people are laughing at inside of the And Just Like That universe. After the show realises it's had a total lack of hogs thus far, it's playing catch up and so we have two penises to discuss this episode. Also, a relationship going from strength to strength (in the form of Charlotte and Runkle) while Miranda decides to blow everything up with scant regard for the feelings of our hero, Steve. Carrie is no longer mourning Big or texting Samantha - frankly, a triumph. Will the boiz miss the gals once they are gone? Only time will tell!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are exchanging compliments and working on how to receive them. It is a sincere start to an incredible, time jumping Friendzone that covers everything from the best value for money fast food, to an Italian person going for a run because of Guy's enthusiasm, and then blaming him for feeling poorly afterwards. People in Australia want to know whether or not we now give permission to watch Sex and The City, a Canadian is giving us money because we podcasted in a storm. Also there is still time to submit to be a part of Killionaire TV at worstideaofalltime.com/killionaire  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by the great Chris Parker - a man who has been sincerely watching and loving the series! Luxuriating in Chris' enthusiasm, the lads talk about the joy of meeting the show on its own level. This time, widow Carrie is vomiting (perhaps...? Definitely getting vomited ON) on a first date. Charlotte and Runkle argue over a game of tennis which leads Chris and Tim to argue over their argument. We need #JusticeForSteve who has now been reduced to Mr Magoo status. Guy find Che confronting and infuriating. Most importantly, the trio speculate as to what storylines will be resolved and which will be left alone between now and the season end.Chris' InstagramChris' upcoming shows in NZ/AusKillionaire Entry formTWIOAT's Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: We're launching Killionaire TV so submit your entry if you'd like to participant at worstideaofalltime.com Aspiring Tall Comedian Tim and Confirmed Tall Man Guy Montgomery (aka Mr and Mr Worldwide) have been back on the stand up comedy tools and want to go bowling. Ten pin? Lawn? No time for that because Mort has sent music that we cannot hear, an American has sent $40 of their dollars and a listener has bestowed the fellaz with PhDs.Website: worstideaofalltime.comTwitter: twitter.com/twioatpodPatreon: patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are joined by the wickedly talented Olivia Deeble (Home & Away, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals, More Than This). Olivia has been watching the series and asks the very valid question... What exactly is the timeline of this show!? Does each character live on their own? Carrie has an insane relationship to property, Miranda is struggling with her sexual identity (and her best friends), Charlotte is making some sort of an effort with her children, Samantha continues to be dragged into this project. Steve is MIA and this is frankly, unacceptable. Also in this XXL episode, the physics of ice in whiskey and Guy's Hand-up System get intense scrutiny. The trio ultimately decide acting in AJLT is Overall Good, the directing is Overall Inconsistent and every out-of-work Broadway actor is, Overall In This Show (INCLUDING JONATHAN GROFF). SPOILER ALERT - Tim discusses the Matrix in this episode.OLIVIA DEEBLE: Insta (@OliviaDeeble)MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is sweating profusely and slagging off the latest episode (Tragically Hip), while Guy is drinking Mattress Pikelet's Kool-Aid. It's 2022 now and while some things don't change (the challenges of conversing via the internet), so do (our three millionaire heroes' problems). Carrie has an undiagnosed congenital hip condition from childhood caused by lack of storylines, Charlotte is experimenting with emotional range and empathy for her children, Miranda gets on the piss and is fingered in a kitchen.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So THIS is Christmas. Guy and Timbo have taken a break from their Yuletide family festivities to watch the gals and report back to you, our sole Libertarian listener. This episode doesn't just feature one King (Brady - obviously) but the Return of A King. A man who enjoys hot streaming java more than Carrie loves shoes and guess what: Our Guy has really come up in the world.The third king, Mattress Pikelet, continues to wrestle with social issues he's barely keeping on top of. Racial complexities, mourning, addiction. Why not throw them all in this 36 minute pot? Runkle rocks, cigs are back and Kim Cattrall's vindication is ultimate.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The great Maureen Johnson (celebrated Young Adult novelist) joins the fellaz after they forced her to watch the first three episodes of this thing. As a woman writer who moved to NYC when the show began, Maureen has a complex (hateful?) relationship with Sex and the City, and Mattress Piklet King appears to be targeting her in this new series. Guy is away from home navigating bad internet by using the classroom system of raising his hand when he has something to say and Tim is quite simple over Carrie's entire personality.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Editorial Note: These episodes were recorded a week ago so, any (poorly timed) comments about Mr Big should be noted within this context.The Frosty Fellaz have gone back for seconds (aka watched the second episode in a row of AJLT) and Tim is coming around to the series. The stories of these gorgeous women in this thriving city begin to unravel and everyone has their own baggage. Mr Big is connected to cryptocurrency and worse. Brady has turned his attention turtles (perhaps of the Teenage Mutant variety?) Miranda has a drinking problem. Carrie has memory issues. Charlotte is struggling with aspects of parenting. THE BOIZ' CHALLENGE IS WATCHING THIS SERIES.MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has enjoyed himself and Tim is furious (and fairly hammered); Welcome to an exciting new era in New York City and also in podcasting. The mad lads commence a watch along podcast following And Just Like That... checking in with the heroes and villains of the Sex and The City universe. How will the show address the absence of Samantha? What has become of our noble young stead, Brady? HAVE ANY OF THESE WOMEN DEVELOPED ONE SCINTILLA OF SELF AWARENESS. Surely they wouldn't dream of killing a person in the show to develop some emotional stakes... would they?MUSIC CREDIT: Intro - People Need Goals / Outro - ampersandschwa Resources for survivors of sexual violence. Please reach out and talk to someone.USA Victim Connect Resource Centre: https://victimconnect.org/resources/national-hotlines/ Australian Respect Network: https://www.respect.gov.au/services/ UK Rapecrisis: https://rapecrisis.org.uk/get-help/want-to-talk/ NZ localised support groups for survivors: https://sexualabuse.org.nz/resources/find-sexual-assault-support-near-you/ Canadian Sexual Assault Centres, Crisis Lines, and Support Services: https://endingviolencecanada.org/sexual-assault-centres-crisis-lines-and-support-services/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You better believe that Timbo and Guyguy are watching And Just Like That - the new Sex and The City season on HBO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woops, forgot to upload this Friendzone so it's a little late AND a little out of order, ah well! Let's go back in time to when Tim and Guy were in the nervous nineties of Auckland's lockdown. While the malaise has set in, Guy is treating this as an opportunity to reach for the stars and hopes that the city can spend 100 days in their houses to bring up a new high score (spoiler: They did). Tim regales Guy with his most recent experience donating blood where everything did not quite go to plan. This in turn prompts Guy to recall his own similar (albeit very different) experience and the possibility of a new nickname for the fellas.From our friends, we learn, love and grow. We travel even further back in time to the land of We Are Your Friends, where nicknames and fan theories abound. And the lads talk about what might be next on the Worst Idea stream and let's just say, it's for a good cause! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREAfter jogging slightly more than 1,000km, Guy is at Nursultan Nazarbayev International Airport under the watchful eye of a travel agent. He has four days until his flight so might go and visit the sights and sounds of the Kazakh capital. Meanwhile in NZ, Tim is back on the airwaves and broadcasting his hit music radio show in between converting gulags into schools and kitchens into pools. Prime Minister Jenny Shipley has been reinstated and she keeps building prisons but at least there are no more chemtrails and Tim enthusiastically describes his living situation in NZ as "unsafe". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.