The Worst Idea Of All Time

After the disappointment of a middling third episode, the boys are back and more importantly, so is the momentum of And Just Like That. Steve is back, Harry can't cum, and Miranda bails out of a threesome. Bitsy von Muffling - a character given to us in an act of great generosity by Mattress Pikelet King swans through the episode with insane energy and a storyline altering dick pic.Cameos by Candice Bergen and Gloria Steinem add an impressive gravitas and the show goes meta in its analysis of ageism.See the video episodes, bonus content and support the boiz here: twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miranda is struggling with her phone and her relationship with her son, just as Tim and Guy are struggling with their relationship to AJLT Season 2. Brady The Rat King is back on the scene and we need to discuss how his story mirrors Prince Harry’s. After all - nobody wants to f*** someone who USED to be the Rat King. Seema has a full narrative arc about her expensive bag being stolen and then returned to her.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, that didn't last long. Tim is out of gas while Guy continues to conduct the AJLT hype train. The second episode of the season, undeniably worse than the first, balances several obscenely unrelatable problems with the fact that, racism still exists!? The show also parks all of its protagonists’ stories to introduce and excite us with the presence of Tony Danza - star of television! The show’s absurd relationship to software continues to draw the eye of Tim, while the refusal to show Che doing any more stand up draws the ire of Guy. We've got gaslighting, we've got emotional growth, we've got Carrie refusing to learn anything about herself or the world.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: Sterling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are reunited with the And Just Like That girls and absolutely giddy with excitement. Correction: Guy is giddy with excitement. These women are getting older but that just seems to make everyone even more horny. Cunnilingus and sarcasm are on the menu and Che Diaz is back in all of their glory. What do we know about the pilot they are working on? Will we get to see it on the show? WHY MUST THE SHOW DEGRADE STAND UP COMEDY IN THIS WAY? (asks Guy) The boys also float a theory as to how Mattress Pikelet King is writing the show and spreading the work load. All told, it is truly fantastic to be back.Intro theme: Brendan Lott (linktr.ee/brendanclordan)Outro theme: SterlingSupport us via our Substack for access to premium content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[To the tune of We Are Family by Sister Sledge]We are family,Libertarian listener and me! Welcome back to Family Time to our family (comprised solely of you). It has been a while but the boys are excited to catch up with you and take the time to open the mail bag. We start with a tutorial on how to track back to the first season of the podcast, and a few memories from the real world before Emmet from Ithaca, New York joins Chris Marlton as a scholar of some repute with respect to the podcast. Having worked through multiple seasons, multiple times, hearing the experience articulated lends the idea of weightiness to this stupid f*cking enterprise. We round out with correspondence from the aforementioned Chris himself, with an important question about Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hike to Fast and the Furious (1) is long and there is mud underfoot but also hope on the horizon. Before we can even get into the meat of the movie this week, Guy has several mental tabs open that must cleared, including teenagers watching terrestrial television, the ABBA holograms and a gambling experience in Brisbane.Tim meanwhile takes a wildly inaccurate stab as to how long the boys have spent immersed in the Fast and the Furious-verse before the hard data hits him. The Batman is also campaigning for a pasta dish to win an Oscar and explains how tanks are brought into this world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have done it right. Sat side by side, they've watched the dang movie. But have they enjoyed the movie? It’s a beautiful day outside in Auckland, New Zealand and the amount of time spent with the shadow of Furious 6 hanging over them has created a general restlessness. In what is surely an infuriating listening experience, the boys try to remember the plots of the F’s 7 through 9 to limited avail. Guy has lost money to Tim because he is shorter than The Rock, there’s a deep dive into the actor who plays Stuffy British Auctioneer and wild speculation as to what he might have been paid for his role.Support us on Substack to unlock video and bonus content: twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first family time in a long time, aptly recorded in the family room of Tim’s house. Tom Waits and Ken Griffen join us as does a dog in a dressing gown. One listener has launched a podcast built around repeatedly listening to the legendary Prawn Salad. Another has written a song called Guy's Song, a song so powerful Tim decides he is going to reintroduce personalised ringtones starting right here and right now. We get to the bottom of the Cheesecake Factory is valet parking situation thanks to a listener in Illinois and the idea of a 12 Hour, Drug Fueled, Family time is floated, in a quest to get to the bottom of the mail bag.Support us (and watch extra content) at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are reunited after two weeks apart from each other and the Fast Franchise. Tim has been watching Fast and Furious 6 in increments, while riding a bike around Auckland. Guy has been watching it while archiving his favourite t-shirts for future use. It would be fair to say the movie is not being given the respect it deserves. The fellaz dig into American conversational technique (again???), the modern price of t-shirts, new rules for old underwear and the origins of The Rock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is time for Timbo’s Top Five vehicles he would f*ck in Furious 6. The twists and turns, the inclusions and omissions on this list will SHOCK YOU. We also take the time for a side bar into the top five mattresses FOR a car. Guy tells us a little about some legal problems he has run into after practicing as a doctor in the reception of a pediatrics' office but that doesn’t get in the way of him sharing some fantastic jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are on a couch, in a lounge, chatting off the back of a watch of Furious 6. In an expansive discussion about beverages (alcoholic and not), we ask the question; Who could possibly win (out of ANY ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD) against Coke Cola? Guy’s also trying to figure how why we drink alcohol. Also, why spoons are banned in Russia. Monty is shining a light on the fantastic performance given by a British man who loses his shirt and crucially the pair dig into whether Letty and Dom would still be together if she didn’t get amnesia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These two fellas are stationed at Casa Del Monty, a location where Guy feels comfortable enough to balance a tea on a couch without a coaster. On to business, and it’s another delicious helping of Furious 7. The boiz discuss the value of real life practical effects in cinema vs SFX, and Guy might have broken a M3GAN NDA. The chronology of the franchise continues to elude the pair and Han is the only buoy on this ocean of drifting timelines. Tim is good at Haunted Houses with friends and/or a bit bossy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TWIOAT's third host for Season Six, Joseph Moore joins the boiz once more because it's time for the final watch of Furious 7. The trio desperately try to figure out the timeline of the movie, Dom's exciting lovelife, Elena's gestation period and exactly HOW MANY MOVIES occur between Too Fast and Too Furious and Tokyo Drift. Turns out Joe knows a lot about the Fast Franchise but nothing about babies and Guy cannot stand how Dom holds a bottle of beer. He's really worked up about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are on their sixth course of a Furious 7 degustation and while Tim has energy, Guy is starting to feel a little bloated. Timbo is drawing parallels between Dom and Letty's marriage navigating amnesia with the 1987 Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn rom-com Overboard. Both of the boiz consider the consequences of getting close to a celebrity (Kate Hudson for example) and overplaying your hand by physically tapping her. The episode ends with some genuine questions around the pregnancy timeline of Dominic Toretto's son (from F8) and also how much time lapses between Fast and Furious movies. On the whole, a fantastic episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy unite to discuss the value of their podcast (described as a total waste of time by Tim) vs the value of the Fast and the Furious franchise. Tim has been researching the life arc and career of Vin Diesel while Guy has somewhat landed back on planet earth after last weeks euphoric screening. The soundtrack is finally given a moment of celebration and we even share some red hot audio from the movie itself.If you're in NZ - see Guy live! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is on the back of a big night and wholly unarmed (without audio equipment or knife). Guy is talking for the first time today, after a 5:10AM screening to start the day in Australia and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... Guy has had the screening of a lifetime!Breathlessly championing F7 for its stunning stunts and refreshing comedy while also realising the challenges of the stupid f*cking premise of this season of the podcast. Tim yearns for a trip to the Middle East after laying eyes on Abu Dhabi's welding district before the boys imagine the cinematic crossover of the century: F7 x SATC2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to bring in the big guns: Tim’s dad, Andrew Batt joins the fellaz on this very special episode to chat about James Bond, fighting Vin Diesel and exactly what he thinks of his son spending so much time watching such terrible films. As a lifelong Car Guy and self-confessed easy fan of any action flick, Andy brings a welcomed wide-eyed enthusiasm for the franchise to the chat, as Guy makes several attempts to coopt him as a parent for himself.See Guy LiveSee Tim Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy conducts a Herculean campaign in not discussing the movie he just watched, starting with outlining the relief of realising he doesn't have to watch Fast 8. Tim almost dies by walking into traffic watching the movie on his phone with earphones in. The Batman also finds the perfect gift for Guy, Becky - a 2000 Sydney Olympics paralympic athetic. Then it becomes basically the Joe Rogan Experience as two white cis men get in the weeds about their stand up comedy. This episode also features a brief conversation about the film, Furious 7.Support TWIOAT on SubstackSee Guy LiveSee Tim Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is accidentally being released out of the order in which it was recorded because Tim f***ed up (sue me!)Brought to you by The Cheesecake Factory, this watch of F8 sees Tim in his native of Auckland and Guy across the ditch in Australia. Guy can mentally only categorise this film as a collection of GIFs, rather than cinema, on this watch and is addressing one of the elephants in the room. Tim attempts to defend the flick by discussing modern Hollywood's move to make every blockbuster movie into a theme park ride for the eyes and ears, whilst having a hard time reconciling his horrible work with his beautiful family life. This highbrow discussion is railroaded by both of fellaz being absolutely fascinated by American food chain, The Cheesecake Factory, who sponsored this episode.THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY - VISIT ONE OF OVER 300 GLOBAL LOCATIONS, TODAYSee Guy LiveSee Tim LiveSupport the podcast (and see video episodes) on Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by Irish comedian and bicycle-enthusiast, David O'Doherty. The former have ruined the latter’s day by making him watch Furious 7; a movie featuring the boy's first sighting of Paul Walker (as they watch the series in reverse order), the introduction of Kurt Russel to the franchise (when viewing in the correct order) and it also quite a lot of cars. The trio are yearning for unfettered cartoon physics and full-blown horniness to be inserted into the movie but sadly, it never cums. There is a sad revisit to the theory that all the characters of the Fast universe seem to be unkillable, and are therefore highly damaged, trapped demi-Gods unable to ever enjoy the sweet release of death. Incredible sports quotes and outrageously incorrect assertions about when Ghostbusters and Jurassic Park await your beautiful ears.Support us on SubstackFollow David on InstagramSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patti Harrison has joined the chat. Specifically the final chat about F8 with Tim and Guy. As she turns her incisive mind to analysis of these two men's near-decade long quest for meaning in watching bad movies too many times, the pair crumble under the scrutiny. Tim is assuming a knife-like(!) form and Guy ever-so-briefly rediscovers the joy of talking about a movie he actually likes. Lowlights from this watch include a lack of Charlize Theron's pussy appearing on screen and highlights include some inside information about Hillary Clinton.Support us and see the full video episode at TWIOAT.substack.comSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New ZealandFollow Patti Harrison on Instagram because she did a really cool prank on Twitter and got her account banned from the platform. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Justin McElroy joins Tim and Guy to question whether anyone involved in the making of F8 Of The Furious knows anything about how babies work. We find out Guy's greatest weakness, where Justin sits on the great Vin vs. The Rock debate and who would be the perfect villain for Fast 10. There's a lot of bread chatter, analysis of the role of Butt Women and also of Jason Statham, in this franchise.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo and GuyGuy have been to podcast therapy/mediation to work on their connection and the results are middling. It's been a challenging watch, in trying conditions as despite both being in the same city, they are separated by a literal cyclone. Guy unearths an Architectural Digest tour of Tyrese's mansion before sharing an infamous Instagram post by The Rock that was made on the last week of filming F8. It is bombshell material. Tim speculates on the beef/working conditions of the F8 set and what insecurities collaborating with The Rock may have unearthed in Vin Diesel. A feeble attempt to lighten the mood comes in the form of a pitch for a ghastly alternative F8 involving the Red Dragons (the girls soccer team that Hobbs/The Rock coaches).PRODUCTION NOTE: Tim misgendered Ezra Miller in this episode. He apologises and regrets the error.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the fourth watch of F8 and it’s not feelin’ great. Tim and Guy ride their lazy boys into the mines once more to discover new secrets about a guy prominently in this movie who DOES NOT READ AS AN ACTOR, the history of energy drinks in Aotearoa New Zealand and answer the biggest question in all of the Fast and Furious franchise; Which Pokémon are each of the crew? Strap in, grab a 440ml Monster and enjoy.Join us on SubstackSee Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life-long Fast and Furious fan Joseph Moore joins the fellaz to discuss the F8 of The Furious, which he personally rates as either the worst or possibly second worst movie in the franchise. Joe delivers some red hot takes on why The Rock is bad for F&F and why he’s #TeamVin all the way. Two great ideas are floated for some new vehicles to feature in Fast X - one is a dimension and the other is a 150 year old mode of public transport.Join our Substack (for video episodes, early and ad-free eps and bonus content)See Two Hearts Live in Australia and New Zealand See Guy live in Australia and New ZealandSee Tim live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy wearing underpants and a hat only, is in Adelaide - The City of The Future, and fresh off a high ropes course which went incredibly badly for one young boy. A podcast fan/bona fide animal expert has a bone to pick regarding our regard for Paul Blart’s regard for the Grey-Crowned Crane in PBMC2. The boiz also discuss the future of their relationship to Fast and Furious and then consider their dream and nightmare blunt rotations from the back catalogue of movies they've watched - truly a fun exercise in Worst Idea back catalogue-remembering.See Guy live: linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live: linktr.ee/timbattTWIOAT links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are joined by US-based British writer/actor/comedian Amy Hoggart and one thing is for sure; She has watched the movie! You might know Amy from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Almost Royal or her podcast, FeMANism. We know her from watching The F8 of The Furious in three bite-sized CHUNKS and being left wanting less of what F8 has (car chases and fight scenes) and more of what it doesn’t (a plot that makes sense and characters with some depth). Amy also drops knowledge on what Aristotle what’ve brought to this film’s script AND what it would mean to her to receive a little pep talk from The Rock.See Guy live in many different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live in a few different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/timbatt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is riding on a brand new movie for his ear and eyeballs - specifically The Fate of The Furious. Tim has small quibble about the length of the third act but otherwise - not bad! (Let's see how long that lasts). In this exciting Fast adventure, we're treated to Cuba tourism, Dom Toretto smiling, Dom Toretto f***ing, Dom Toretto turning his back on family and ultimately, Dom Toretto having a son. F9 is starting to make a lot more sense now. Also, The Beatles have inspired a toast rennaisance with Timbo, who will now list his Top Five F***able Vehicles in this movie.See Guy live in many different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live in a few different cities in Australia and New Zealand: https://linktr.ee/timbatt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you love movies? Have you ever heard of an eye of the duck scene? Fans of filmmaker David Lynch may be familiar with the idea. Lynch says that a duck’s eye is like a little jewel. It’s in the perfect place, it’s the perfect shape, and a duck just wouldn’t be a duck without it. According to Lynch, every movie has a scene that defines the whole and exploring those scenes is what Eye of the Duck is all about.Hosted by filmmakers and film enthusiasts Dom Nero and Adam Volerich, Eye of the Duck looks to movies far and wide for their most essential scenes. Remember the chest burster sequence in Alien? That sudden explosion of body horror says everything you need to know about the joltingly, scary 1979 space movie. It’s a classic Eye of the Duck, and there’s many more just like it.While you’re listening, follow Eye of the Duck on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Download the Amazon Music app today. Wondery.fm/EOTD_TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the nineth and last time the fellaz will be watching F9 and they are both delighted and joined by a special guest, Dr Abby Howells - a self-confessed longtime TWIOAT fan and fellow NZ comedian. Dr Howells discusses the etiquette of eating at the cinema and gives an academic and critial look over Vin's acting performance (spoiler: She didn't love it). It is decided that Ludacris should be treated as a title, rather than a name and Abby reveals she takes feedback INCREDIBLY seriously.Follow Abby on InstagramSee Tim live in Christchurch & Melbourne (Sydney and NZ on sale soon)Guy's upcoming live showsTWIOAT Links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are apart and Guy is putting on a brave face. However, truthfully, he not having a good time in this watch of F9. Instead, he is resigned to his fate of clocking in for another workday of watching F9: The Fast Saga (2021). Tim, on the other hand, has a brilliant idea for how laptops and cellphones should be marketed these days.Support us on Substack: twioat.substack.comShow links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another beautiful day in the TWIOAT universe and we’re long overdue to take some time out to talk to the family. The fellaz hear about Tom Hooper's Christmas tree faux pas, give dating advice to a listener who has only been on one date, and then catch up on a popular TikTok about Shrek and pens. The boiz have got some of the most beautiful fan art from @DRAWINGSBYPATS on Instagram before uniting to sing the mutual praises of the great and powerful Carlo Ritchie.Guy’s upcoming showsTim’s upcoming showsArt by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vinnie Bennett (F9's young Dom Toretto) joins the fellaz to swap stories about Ōtautahi Christchurch and his experience meeting Vin Diesel precisely one time only during shooting Fast & Furious 9, despite playing the younger version of the film's star and Producer. He also gets into what it's like to get on the beers with your British co-star (portraying a young John Cena) immediately before shooting a scene and lifts the lid on some appalling Hollywood practices around getting contracts signed.Video episodes available on Substack: twioat.substack.comShow links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy most definitely isn't tired. In fact, this is the most energetic he's ever been and F9 is the greatest movie ever made. In other news, the fellaz take a guess as to what kind of practical jokes Vin plays on set and Monty is dead set on seeing him have sexual relations with a car. The boiz also ponder on the Fast and Furious books exist and what Dom Torrito eats, and Tim tries to break down the Celebrity Financial Trap.twioat.substack.comArtwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The soft patter of rain acts as a backing track for an episode that sees Guy asking a big question; What if the entire plot of F9 was something Letty made up to try and break up with Dom Toretto? The Fellaz also try to figure out whether ghosts exist in the F&F universe and if so, could Dom take them out?Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has had a big weekend but it is time to do what all families do, and that is to agree to disagree. One listener has torpedoed a first date by mentioning their love for the pod, another is alienating friends by trying to force feed the new season down their throats. Discussion about driving while watching Fast and the Furious is floated while the mad lads catch up on a baby who they had a hand in naming. And excitingly, a sneak preview of And Just Like That... is with us.Art by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fellaz have just watched F9 for the fourth time and they’re feeling… Not so fine. Tim wants EVs in the Fast-everse and potentially AI-self driving cars too. Guy is full of resentment and has a hankering for a little bit more Movie Magic. The Mirror Union are not to be trifled with, nor are puppeteers. Shout out to Thailand, which portrays Montequinto in this film.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goodnight to the Friendzone, a safe haven for friends and self-congratulations. Good morning to Family Time, a new title to reflect the new season and Tim and Guy's advancing years. The lads reflect on the New Zealand summer holidays and the wedding of the season (hosted by friends of the podcast Joseph Moore and Laura Daniel).Meanwhile dedicated listener Chris Marlton has completed their fourth relisten to the podcast and sends a detailed and articulate dispatch reflecting the experience. This leads Tim and Guy to reflect on their own high points across the vast expanse of podcast they have created and Guy struggling to remember the title of a Rob Schneider special. Messages spanning a year's worth of listening also come from Cass while one plucky young author wants to know the magic number that would lead to a second method film review.Art by Tomas CottleTheme by MontaigneAll the TWIOAT links Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is available in video form for our supporters on TWIOAT.Substack.comIn this third watch of F9, we’re joined by longtime supporter of Tim and Guy (and NOT the podcast itself), Paul F. Tompkins. We continue to try to find out who’s related to whom, learn how PFT treats his live comedy audiences (not well!), and wonder how nuts the F&F Dads would go if Vin Diesel got huge breasts. Come for the special guest, stay for the five-star review from someone online who has apparently watched the flick one hundred times.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are trying to map the family trees and plotlines of F9 in this second watch of the movie. Ludacris gets heat for phoning it in, the crew DEFINTELY shouldn't be throwing around the device like that and Helen Mirren's accent is absolutely taking this piss out of her own compatriots.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to season six of The Worst Idea of All Time. Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt will be watching the entire Fast and Furious franchise, in reverse order, for about a year. Each movie will be watched the number of times according to where it comes in the series. First up; F9 nine times. Tim and Guy dive headfirst into the series' latest outing and try to make sense of the world around them. A world where family is everything but mothers are seemingly too unimportant to mention. A world where magnets can repel metal. A world where the film's protagonists can have so little onscreen chemistry that it's hard to figure out whether they're romantically entangled, or siblings.Artwork by Tomas CottleTheme song by Luke Rowellworstideaofalltime.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a Friendzone that was recorded a month prior to it being release - a time capsule of sorts. It's Wind Time with Tim and Guy; time to figure out Tim's height! Perth wants to know about New Zealand's feelings on John Cleese and Rob Schneider, and what Perth wants, Perth gets. Plus a whole lotta Rufus the Dog and a business contract for the fellaz.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia, Ben and Joe have been selected by you: The sole, libertarian listener of TWIOAT to go head-to-head-to-head; Facing off in five rounds of intellect, creativity and righteousness to be crowned the champion of Killionaire TV. There can be only one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We enter on the boiz discussing Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's iconic BBC panel show Shooting Stars, a program that introduced the world to Matt Lucas and Mark Lamarr. While trying to keep their heads above water, Tim and Guy are informed of the exciting future of Mattress Pikelet King's 'And Just Like That' series and the fact that Paul Blart Mall Cop 2's Neil McDonough is on TikTok now. The pair (Tim and Guy, not Neil and TikTok) have been working on spelling and porn respectively and gently guide any interested parties to a live show in Auckland to celebrate the success of the Did Titanic Sink? TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/7UMhQ3ctVpNkkwgS6Our final heat has Ben v Julian v Jo v Samantha. The invention of a human centrillionaire is floated, a reality TV game show with a trap door is commissioned, a space podcast empire is proposed and an underwater treasure hunt is mooted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/3ZJjwttTRsigmvDm6We've got Harley v Patricia v Stephanie v Joshua v Ollie in a bumper five-way battle for supremacy. Weed editables are back on the menu, steampunk diving suits are back in fashion, fairgound dunk tanks have a utility once more, Musk is back in the MCU and Lance Armstrong is finally relevant again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A video version of this episode is available at twioat.substack.comVOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/zUZkwGtmSmwu2LAfAIt's Joe v Dylan v Shortney v Matt in this first heat of the Killionaire TV Winners Circle. The Amazon rain forest needs to be privatized, a French accent needs to be attempted, a gold pyramid needs to be built and we gotta get this Spiderman musical off the ground.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are resplendent in friendly relaxation after celebrating a birthday (Guy's) and a wedding (neither of theirs). They discuss the metaverse, the correct use of mens underpants and life milestones. In the mailbag, we've got a long letter from Tim C in Melbourne reflecting on their journey into parenting alongside the podcast before delving into a speculative, detailed and surprisingly humane Killionaire strategy for dealing with one Jeff Bezos. A book recommendation from a comedian named Dave Gorman trying to travel America without using a single chain franchise and in big relevant TWIOAT News: Rob Schneider is back with an old movie and a new movie! You should watch Finding Yeezus right now and if you're in Auckland, Melbourne or Sydney, go see Guy doing live stand up shows.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for treasure (and die). This is final competitor episode of Killionaire TV so enjoy these brilliant plans and may God protect our billionaires, long enough to see them become trillionaires and NOT A SECOND LONGER.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim’s been isolating due to a rare virus called Covid-19 and Guy has been doing whatever it is that Guy does. Armed with beer and alcoholic kombucha, the fellaz posit a realistic advertising campaign for boozers before delving into New Zealand's rich history of super intense ads that show people getting frickin wasted. The mailbag has correspondence from listeners in Toronto telling us about milk stout and American listeners who are spending time with Carrie Bradshaw. The vibe is good, despite Guy being a Zuck Cuck. Shout out to Happy Hour Kombucha and this playlist Tim made for them.Check out Did Titanic Sink wherever you listen to your podcasts: https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018856707/did-the-titanic-sink-new-rnz-podcast-seriesTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.