The Worst Idea Of All Time

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREGuy has broken out of prison thanks to inspiration from a book-turned-movie-turned book again. He's got a pocket full of Novichok and an eye full of optimism as he calls Tim from a payphone in Siberia. Tim fills Monty and his rag in on the goings on in New Zealand, a country recently taken over by department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall but more recently overthrown and KILLED (I mean jailed) by a militia. Guy will now walk the 1005km to Nur-Sultan, Kazakhstan to fly home on a flight booked by Tim. Hopefully. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREIn a terrible turn of fortune, Guy's been caught by the Ruskis and is in jail due to being double-crossed by Galina. It's not all bad though because Monty has access to a Huge Book Room and is making friends, including Vlad - the guy who seems to be in charge. His cellmates, aka The Cabbage Patch Boys include Gordon, Oscar and Joseph. Meanwhile in NZ - Tim has been kicking back and enjoying the pleasant gas being dispersed by aeroplanes at the hand of multi-millionaire and department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREGuy is in Russia, eating a lot of traditional Russian soups (from Solynaka to Okroshka)! He is well liked for his work on Fail Army and has been taken in by a matronly woman named Galina who is teaching him how to make a variety of soups and showing him the sights and sounds of Moscow. He's also now the proud owner of fifteen kilograms of Uranium and an ounce of Novichok, although he is not allowed to leave the country with it. Tim has been coding to develop an alternative to Amazon and is worried Guy has lost sight of what the boys are working towards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRETim and Guy need to clarify their plans and it looks like it’s going to require Novichok and Tim volunteering his body for poison testing. Jeff gets roasted in a very big way and also, the guy loves pancakes. A direct line of vulnerability is forming though breakfast, a butler, the US Constitution and Russia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREWe're afraid that Jeff may find a loop hole to avoid Trillionaire status and be laying 5G. Meanwhile, our man should probably be looking out for a guillotine outside his house OR Tim should get in the guillotine business. Molten Gold or poison cake might be going down Jeff's gullet; Either way, the path is clear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREThese gosh darn billionaires need to get on Cameo! Guy wants to become a DIYPI and feed bananas to Bezos. Tim's keen to get involved in the stock market after almost learning what a Put is from r/WallStreetBets. The boiz get a little offtrack and devolve into cast catching Cruel Intentions.Theme Song by diyfilmcomposer.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREIt looks like Jeff Bezos is still our potential targeted trillionaire and Guy has not done well at the casino. Things are changing in Silicone Valley and Tim has started cooking up a plan just in case #ItAintGonnaBeJeff. Guy floats the idea of a cross advertising idea using Facebook's platform for advertising on Google and vis versa to generate funds for... Bezos? There's blimps, kids, merch, trap doors and more. A pretty complex plan in here so grab your pen and paper and take notes.Theme Song by diyfilmcomposer.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREA plot to trap our man under a biiiig basket! The boys are shocked at the amount of money Jeff Bezos seems to be making from his sausage sizzle at Bunnings and there's a debate on the concept of tax. Sound advice from Guy to avoid local bookstores at all costs and Tim floats gambling as the sure fire shortcut to get Jeff to a cool billion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIREKillionaire is a podcast series tracking Tim and Guy's journey to kill a trillionaire. But first - the pair must make the world's first trillionaire. To aid their plight, Early Edition and it's day-early newspaper pops it's head up and Timbo craves a lil bit of Jennyanydots. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season is done. Guy and Tim have slayed the Emmanuelle season of The Worst Idea of All Time and now is the perfect opportunity to get together at Timbly's house (outside and appropriately spaced out for lockdown), crush a couple beers and get updated on both their lives and messages from YOU, THE FRIENDS. Batt Jnr is a healthy 6.1kg (13.4lbs) and Guy is getting told off by his step-daughter Olive as she steps into the role of teacher at his house. The boiz have sadly given Ryan PTSD. Sarah the-writer-with-the-secret-last-name is up to season three (aka the Final Season) of the pod and has tied the franchises together even further than her last correspondence. And Chris has been given the middle name Arthur.DEATHBLART 2021 IS OUT NOW (McElroy.family) and the merch is hereGUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legendary Bond producer Albert 'Cubby' Broccoli is joined by the ghost of director Peter R. Hunt to present a Director's Commentary to 1969's On Her Majesty's Secret Service.GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"To understand how far we have come, we must look back to where we started." - the Frosty Fellas, 2021. Tim and Guy are putting a feather in their pornographic cap as they conclude a year (or so)'s worth of softcore pornography by revisiting where it all began; The 1974, French sensation starring Sylvia Kristel. Emmanuelle is a movie that is tethered to the later iterations and interpretations of the franchise by its name alone - Tim loves it! Further, the boiz are in a mood for reflection. Using the journey of the franchise as an allegory to discuss the state of modern cinema, they even find time to highlight the great Rick Moranis. Mr Lazenby stops by one more time to talk about his new hobby and the Boner Inspector comes for his final visit... But will he find what he has been looking for all this time?GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMP DEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend, Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog, featuring cameos from your beloved Timbo and GuyGuy. Also - outrage from America that the pair have never mentioned that Christchurch/NZ has a WIZARD.GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the end, my friends. The final only-released-in-Japan Emmanuelle has been found for the fellaz to watch and review by an anonymous person (thank you). This so called "Willy Wonka" Emmanuelle is disappointingly light on the parody of the beloved child-destroying vision by a Dutchman and instead is a boring story about nanotechnology. Bananas are back but will they be used in coitus? Penis straws are inserted between toes and Emmanuelle's deepest desire turns out to be turning into a James Cameron character (and not the one you'd first think). George and the Boner Inspector stop by and the boys make plans for the end of the season. GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPSUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast post-Emmanuelle and many wish Tim hearty congratulations on his beautiful baby Remy, with some even going so far as to ask him to stop podcasting for a year (not happening!) George Lazenby is writing letters to the editor and fellaz discover that many months ago a woman named Hillary donated $100 accompanied by a delightfully inspiring note.DEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has failed to source the Japanese-released Emmanuelle Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle so instead has found a heretofore unknown entry in the series: Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical also known as Emmanuelle in Wonderland. By far the least pornographic of any Emmanuelle these boiz have seen, it's a welcome repertory theatre-style, musical film with some occasional nipple. Borrowing elements from the Brothers Grimm, Sondheim's Into the Woods and Shrek, Emmanuelle finds herself solo through a wormhole in a fairytale land wandering through every single character you remember from your childhood. Original music, choreography and some very ropy performances from our triple threat actors make for a escapists dream (if you're closing out on watching almost every Emmanuelle ever made). Today we also discover Tim has never seen a single Shrek.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blame for his terrible time. Whatever the verdict, your boiz reminisce on this season in relation to Real Life™ and what may remain to truly end this run of the podcast.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good movies? Monty's also spent a lot of time looking up former All Blacks great Andrew Mehrtens on Wikipedia to find out if he's a father leading to speculation about how best to impose an overwhelming amount of pressure on Tim's new born son, Remy to be excellent at something.After thirty minutes, they finally get to talking turkey (porno) and agree that this film is an ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT of not just Emmanuelle Through Time but the entire Emmanuelle franchise so far. It is set in an astral plane possessed by all manner of overwhelmingly horny ghosts. The clarity of storytelling, comedic beats, accuracy of parody and horny sex scenes make for a very satisfying experience. George stops to cast a verdict on the latest Bond film and announce he is suing Walt Disney over the concept of merchandise.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In true Worst Idea style, the fellaz take on the first Emmanuelle Through Time series film, midway through watching the miniseries. Emmanuelle's Skin City does an excellent job of outlining what the heck Guy and Tim have been watching for the last couple of pornos - The reason and functionality of the blimp, and introducing all the characters we've already grown to know and be confused by. You know what's a good idea? A see-through observation deck on a blimp. Though possibly not if you're afraid of heights (a topic tackled in depth by both fellaz). In other movies news; Timbly has spent some time rewatching Primer and is excited by the time traveling / parallel universe implications of how he might kill another version of himself. Meanwhile, The Boner Inspector is humbled by dysentery and George Lazenby won't let go of ShadowPlay and merchandising opportunities.SUPPORT THE BOIZ ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A comedy of errors have preceded this Friendzone but the headline news is Tim is a dad now! Tim and Guy commemorate two legends of stage and screen, Willie Garson (RIP) best known for playing Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City 2 (and its associated television universe) and the great Norm Macdonald. To commemorate his death, Guy has introduced Norm to his best friend's dad who now exclusively messages Guy about how great Norm is. A brief history of Mattress Pikelet King and Sex and the City unfolds and the boiz find out he's not the man they thought he was!SUPPORT THE BOIZ: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim, a famous porn enthusiast has seen his porn consumption take a tremendous dip since watching porn for a living, and frankly it is sad. This time the fellaz are getting down and dirty with a Twilight parody (with a lil True Blood thrown in) featuring two hot, brotherly vampires who are so sexy you just can't help but have sex with them. Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle and The Sexy Bite has more blimp, meta media narratives and more LED-lit sexy generators. The boiz also discuss the merits of having sex with your own shadow - a concept so sexually potent, it draws in one-time James Bond actor George Lazenby who starts adding a lot to the pitch.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy discuss their fashion choices during lockdown and an exciting new podcast project for 2022: Doxxing Snowflakes. In this 'zone - a comparison of the boiz' journey watching Emmanuelle with the seminal masterpiece Stand By Me, a deep dive into the politics and religious leanings of our lord and saviour Kevin James and a listener forensically highlights why exactly Guy might have such a hard time watching movies for the Worst Idea of All Time (plus they've got a cool ass bucket hat). Bram from Amsterdam shares an inspired collaboration between George Lazenby's and the good folks at Sesame Street Sesame Street and please send your show inspired art to the fellaz via the website!SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: (twitter.com/TWIOATPod)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furious at the audio quality and both lads are confused by the use of sreen screen (not with effects, an actual green screen) as a backdrop with visible lighting stands in the shot. Emmanuelle.TV continues to baffle and amaze, and the age old question of whether the fellaz would have sex with themselves opens up a Looper style pitch to George Lazenby - a man who hates Joseph Gordon Levitt.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosty Fellaz are back in the game because Emmanuelle has now decided to go Through Time for the franchise finale mini-series: Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069. We're on a ROMP through time and space in a sex-powered, double ballooned blimp of all star soft core pornography. This exciting entry into the franchise sees a mash up of the world famous(?) Rod Steele franchise and the expansive world of Emmanuelle and also joining the fray - ACTUAL COMEDY! Steele is a Bond parody that keeps karate chopping young bucks and Tim and Guy are here for it.To see the mentioned "Who's on first" style Guy Man Scene, you can risk going to 22:11 at this dodgy web address: https://xhamster2.com/videos/emmanuelle-through-time-softcore-2890011JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are still locked down but that won't stop them talking and reading your beautiful mail. A family of Virginia raccoons are named after one of the fellaz, the pair reminisce on Dragon Ball Z and discuss bananas (again). Lots of banana chat actually - A listener even calls for a firing based on Guy's previous banana related behaviour from season one. Enjoy!This episode is available as a video on the Patreon if you'd like to see the boiz.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was a tough lockdown watch of Emanuelle: Private Collection - Jesse's Secret Desires but all Timbo and Guyguy want to chat about is 1997 hit film Boogie Nights. This softcorn porno is had ambitions of deep storytelling and plot but ended up coming across as a tonally confused Dick Wolf fever dream featuring too many characters trying to solve crimes and a distinct lack of Emanuelle. Though, credit were it's due - there was a pretty good twist! The Boner Inspector is potentially in the running for a total show ban and your trusted hosts question what they've learned on this season so far.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are locked down in Aotearoa New Zealand and that means Guy's reading books and Tim's streaming live (at HappeningShow.com). We've got fantastic mail about critical theories on Steve Buscemi's Magical Mystery Tour from season one, shared birthdays and stand up comedy (including some from Guy and Tim).JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once again - this was recorded before NZ's lockdown (which we're currently in at the time of release). The boiz are enjoying themselves in the company of this amazingly straight forward movie; Emmanuelle and the Art of Ecstasy. It doesn't matter that they used re-appropriated footage from previous movie to get itself over the line - this is one of the top tier Emmanuelles. A new genre of porn musical and sexy bible tales emerges from today's review and the Disciples finally having their wicked way with each other, plus a Good Samaritan helping someone cum. The Boner Inspector stops by with a new voice and a terrifying energy before mutually agreeing to take another week off.GUY'S COMEDY TOUR OF NZ! (guymontgomery.co.nz)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NZ is currently in lockdown but this was recorded before that even happened so enjoy the boiz' blissful ignorance! Tim had a baby shower and Guy is getting ready to go on tour (lawl), and the connective tissue between Dublin and Wichita is being joined thanks to Cowboy musician Glenn Campbell. We hear from Alex who got a personal shout out three years ago and Tim and Guy are told precisely how long they've spent watching awful movies and it sends Guy into a deep and silent funk. Timbo is bad at geography which inspires Guy to tell the world's worst anecdote about buying a shower curtain.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An awful watch of the next Emmanuelle (Sex Goddess) for the Frosty Fellaz has the boiz listless and lashing out at each other. The Boner Inspector darkens our door but not for long, Guy's sending emails and Tim is losing his sh!t. The film is basically the lead trying to track down a person/concept/Goddess(?) named Abigail. George Lazenby makes possibly his all time greatest appearance on the show (by which we mean most stomach churningly terrible) and there's some chatter on M. Night Shyamalan.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy catch up after a weekend spent apart but unified by Magic Mushrooms. Tim spent his Friday night, home alone and flying high, using popular website YouTube.com to watch old Dave Chappelle interviews and social media platform Twitter to conduct an AMA. Guy went to the All Blacks with Tom Furniss and got told off by the man sitting in the row in front of them for talking too much. Both the boys had a wonderful time.In the mailbag, our lads check back in with Irish Donagh and their dissertation which does in fact acknowledge Tim and Guy. Marshall in Mississippi is making a recovery after his car crash and people from the UK, the US and Australia are writing letters and sending money.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's funky, it's kinky, it's another Emmanuelle (specifically 2004's Sexual Spells). We've got a writer, an escort and wealthy man with a great accent and facial hair to match. We've also got NZ comedian/known pervert Ben MacGougan to join the boiz for an Emmanuelle that is explicit in a brand new way (featuring an incredible sexual act taking place in a car with a sunroof).WATCH BEN: (Ben MacGougan - YouTube)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Liv McKenzie joins Guy. Tim, George and Mr Boner Inspector for some Transylvanian Ghost Sex discussion. Emmanuelle: The Sex Life of Ghosts has a fantastic premise (according to Tim) but is ultimately undone by the script, acting and vitally, the sound mix. There's heated debate about Pokémon Yellow and very spicy takes on American kitchens, not to mention the Sheryl Crowe.FOLLOW LIV: liv_ingthedreamJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has shown Guy a wonderful time, a cup of coffee, a positive attitude, the boys are in the saddle and they are ready to take a steaming dump into the mailbag. Also, Tim is gonna be a dad. Guy is performing on college campuses in Hamilton and Isn't everyone just living their best life? The pair play some songs they just can't get enough of and return to the idea of having a full blown radio show. A listener from Donagh in Ireland who is working on a Masters and everyone would like information to find season one on their podcast app...SUPPORT TIM'S UNBORN CHILD: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle's back on the menu and today the Frosty Fellas watched Emmanuelle: The Sex Talk featuring the very same beautiful and terrible Dutch actor from Emmanuelle vs Dracula. Sadly, this is not a movie about parents talking to their teenage children about adolescence and safe sex, it is about a woman named Dr Brittany who hosts a wildly popular syndicated sex and relationship talk back radio show in the United States of America. The story is boring and nonsensical - A red headed woman might be bisexual, her boyfriend might be turned on and Emmanuelle might be trying to get her friend Brittany murdered. The Boner Inspector stops by to and fill out his backstory as a self-made man who not only inspects but also relieves boners! Owen Wilson is also here. George Lazenby has been listening along in a cupboard the entire episode and commissions an exciting new porno idea Tim pitches to the tune of $200.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is feeling anxious, and he says so to make the feeling go away. Tim decides to host both this Friendzone and Guy himself. This magnanimous offer lasts for about ten minutes before he becomes annoyed with and hostile towards Guy. A listener regales us with their giant hamster wheel art project while listening to the podcast, a critical gender theory book recommendation leads the boys to discuss popular books of the 90s and run relationship analysis on some friends AND questions abound as to whether Tim and Guy are watching pornography correctly or not.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Controversial trees are hosting Guy and Tim's final adventure of Podcast In A Tree. Tim is consternated and potentially constipated due his tech equipment hanging from a tree and falls ill mid-episode as a result of Drugs in A Tree. Nevermind that because our friend, the great and powerful Alice Snedden joins us. She’s got the highest threshold for pain in her entire friend group and has been experimenting with different alternative medicines. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the podcast mini-series recorded in a tree. Today, Tim and Guy are getting high in a tree and high on life. They ascend nature inside of an Auckland park that Monty is deeply familiar with and are joined by comedy musical superstars Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore aka Two Hearts. Please enjoy the discussion around teenage public pashing (French Kissing, if you're American).TWO HEARTS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Friendzone comes to you from a park and was partially intended to plug Tim's upcoming comedy shows in the South Island of New Zealand, which you can buy tickets for at timbatt.co.nz/shows BUT THEN Guy spotted a contestant on the current season of The Apprentice Aotearoa and so instead, we chat to Stephen (@TheBuzzyKiwi) for a while. Also huge shout out to Strahan for solving a musical mystery.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's got a flight to catch and Guy brought some cannabis into the tree today. Sandwich In A Tree is back and so too is our Guest On The Ground. This time, it's comedian Rhys Mathewson who has packed a darling wee picnic and is attempting to bring the boiz down from the tree to join him. Follow Rhys on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy talk about the language of love (which is French) and how to spell things in English. Is it i before e except after c if the word is receive? Yes! A video essay (by Maggie Mae Fish which you can see here) comparing Rob Schneider to his contemporary Tim Heidecker is brought to the boys’ attention and Spencer talks about accidentally emulating the podcast formula by repeatedly watching Grown Ups 2 for fun before even knowing the podcast existed!JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are in a tree but Guy, once again, doesn't know what kind. Or even what the word to use for tree classification IS. Nevermind. Special guest on the ground David Correos is here to discuss testicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your friends are back together for the first time since the Greatest Host of All Time event (which your boi Montgomery won, by the way). Tim is on the ground like the loser he is, fresh from the unique Auckland experience of drinking coffee with a pal (it was Guy). Today we hear from a Worst Idea listener who has done several laps of the show, a parent of Worst Idea babies and a very good Worst Idea critic.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in a tree and joined by Pax Assadi on the ground. This episode is brought to you by the letters L, S and D. The trio enjoy some eatable treats, Pax shares his new-found beliefs now that he owns a home and Christchurch gets a good amount of ribbing after Pax shares a story about a dickhead at a cupcake shop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in a tree, on a beach and they're joined by Angella Dravid (Angella on Twitter). Featuring magic mushrooms and ginger slice.The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new mini-series from Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt; Podcast In A Tree. Your hosts have climbed a tree in New Zealand to present many segments including Drugs in A Tree, Sandwich In A Tree and Lost & Found.The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are reflecting on the comedy festival and Tim talks about going viral on TikTok. An aural art project inspired by Coffee Guy himself will take you a different dimension and a Simpsons/TWIOAT megafan watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the animated series over a year, triggering a big ole reminisce on Tim and Guy’s fav episodes. Plus, a correspondent from Nashville, Tennessee who came of age to the Emmanuelle soft core franchise and was grateful to hear anyone talk about the pure insanity of Emmanuelle in Rio.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland (AND LIVESTREAM): worstideaofalltime.com/streamJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guyguy and Timbly have just watched Emmanuelle vs Dracula, written by young auteur Rolfe Kanefsky, a man who made his first feature film at 20 with a satirical horror film that pre-dates the original Scream film by five years! Today's softcore is a dreadfully boring film, drenched in mid-2000s fashion (both hair and clothing) and is decidedly Emmanuelle-light. The titular character is given very little to do until she has an orgasm competition with Dracula at the movie's climax - which admittedly is a fun cinematic idea!TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.