The Worst Idea Of All Time

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Universally considered the worst animated kids film to ever be released to the cinema; Foodfight! A $75m budget and 10 year long production period could only deliver 90 minutes of PS1-era visuals, an indecipherable plot and sexual overtones wrapped in the greatest marketing opportunity for large corporations which unfortunately failed to materialise. Please watch this film as soon as you can. The mentioned website for the film (via The Wayback Machine) is here: http://web.archive.org/web/20060421111622/http://www.foodfight.com/FF-flash.html  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have been separated by world events but they are together FOR YOU. Guy is trying to outrun his friend, Tim has created a new streaming webshow (Facebook.com/ThisIsHappeningShow). Some great support for the CATS (2019) mini series, Ph.D holders get in touch with the fellaz and we also get the feline goss from a cinema-worker. We also hear a totally heart-warming letter from a new mum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT.Sweet baby Jesus, this was a curveball. Take a fantasy rom-com, add a dog, subtract a soundtrack and you're halfway to figuring out Love On A Leash. This film is brilliant and recommended to all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WOOPS - recorded this a month ago and forgot to upload it. The dudes are together in a studio where they can smell each other's farts. Does Sandler deserve all the money he gets? Can TWIOAT episodes exist in a dream? The fellaz get the inside word on Hot Air Balloons and Paul Blart and Guy's podcast series HOSTING (which you've probably already heard). Some big ole donations and lovely messages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's with dragons in movies? Tim and Guy CANNOT stop singing songs from CATS and rank the CGI'ed animals (the monkeys were great). Tim pitches a prequel to Dunston Checks In. Guy wants Marvel to chill out on the muscles and Tim wants fat and skinny X-Men! Also a definitive explanation of why The Wild Thornberries was a better execution of the Talks-To-Animals format than this movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out getting high before the film makes it better. We discuss two amazing characters, Jeff (Geoff?) and the dancing monkey. Tim unveils an incredible theory tying a family tree together and Guy shares disappointingly missing parts in the film that ARE in the trailer. The wastage of a ship has really captured the boys' imagination. Guy explores how it is that everyone agrees this is bad. Tim digs into the not-so-hidden-colonial themes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz take a surprisingly long amount of time to start talking about Dolittle after their first watch of the Robert Downey Jnr epic. Discussions on cinema temperature and how nice it is to be in a dark room eventually makes way for disappointment at everything in the movie that comes after the intro cartoon. We learn not to mess with Disney and Guy reveals his juicy inside info. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are on their way to a day of Dolittle and they’re very excited for an anticipated train wreck of a film. On the way in to the cinema, the boys share a discussion on Short Men's Rights and Guy has inside insight into Robert Downey Jr's press junket. Take your shoes off, buy a popcorn and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strawberry fields forever, plans for the ultimate wedding and a sad farewell. All good things must come to and end and just so, all good hosts must speed their guests safe to home. In this final episode, Guy and Carlo learn that friendship conquers all, no matter the cost, no matter the casualties. Keep on hosting, keep on riding, keep on living, baby. Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The forgotten history of Basketball, the satisfaction of self-directed tours and the true meaning of hosting. They say there are no enemies at the bottom of a bottle shared; even the greatest wrong, the vilest slight, the most vicious blow can be forgiven, if we open our hearts, to love. Guy and Carlo find that just a revenge is best served cold, friendship, is warm welcome.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trip to visit Lady Liberty herself. Carlo believes the New York City ports are an approximation of Sydney harbour because the boys took a ferry to visit the Statue of Liberty. It is clearly not modelled on York - perhaps instead it should be called Harbour Town or New Harbour Town. Guy and Carlo discuss possible new names for New York and Carlo is blown away by the size of the Statue “Very tall”.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to eat a horse, the origins of Seinfeld and one heck of noise from a human being, they say there’s always magic in the air on Broadway. Guy and Carlo have stared deep into the pit of despair, the yawning maw of human suffering from which no light, nor joy escapes but the stars are always brightest from the bottom of the well. Sometimes, you have to walk through the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to realise that fortune itself is a matter of perspective.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The progress of a nation, the passengers of the RMS Titanic and a huge update on the fate of Guy and Carlo’s excellent prank, the city of New York certainly does not fail to deliver. Only through hosting do we understand the vulnerability of the guest. Only through being a guest do we understand the responsibility of the host. Only when we understand both halves of the equation can we truly learn the true meaning of hosting.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Empire State Building, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-style sleeping arrangements and a prank that might just endear Guy and Carlo to their American friends, only through a shared understanding, a shared goal can the ill fates of yesteryear be repaired. Only through community can the horrors of the past be forgotten. Guy and Carlo have seen and done some terrible things to each other but maybe, just maybe, they’re finally starting to see the world from the same side of the coin.Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beauty of American-made sandwiches, the power of lists and a hilarious prank involving a very special ring, Guy and Carlo are reunited in the Auckland of the North, New York City. A new city, a new hemisphere, two antipodean friends on the wrong side of the globe. Might bygones stay bygones? Can the magic of hosting create a new, stronger bond of friendship? Can something beautiful be forged in the fires of the city that never sleeps?Support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TWIOATCatch up on Hosting on its own stream here: (iTunes) (RSS) (Web Player) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Friend. This FZ has been video recorded for the Patreon Pals, who you can join.Guy and Tim are falling to bits, their bodies are failing them. But they encourage all men to get their prostates checked. The fellaz’ friends are checking in and reminding them they don’t have to keep punishing themselves (but they will). We have gusto! Sponsored by MeUndies. Well, not yet but maybe one day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The frosty fellaz got themselves a camera and are testing out a new way to bring you into the zone: Crispy video. (Video available to all Patreon supporters).Enjoy garage chat, damp banter, electric facts and sub-par Dr Phil impressions. We also hear from our beautiful friends - friends with Ph.Ds, friends who are doing better than they were, and friends with the middle name Jelf. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We end as we have begun. Just Tim and Guy. Minus about $400. As the boys round the end of this perilous journey (dressed in shabby rented cat costumes) they ponder the effect their daily watches have had on the box office success of CATS (2019). Some true upsets in the Jellicle stakes and Guy has damaged his eye. This was a regrettable endeavour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Guy Williams aka G Dubs joins the fellas for their sixth (and his first) watch of CATS (2019). Musical fan Guy W finds himself in the incredible position of defending the movie as good and expounds on a self-defence against accusations of being a bad man with a long-winded and non-sensical hypothetical scene of Ronald McDonald taking a shower. The trio explore the racial dynamics of the film and celebrate James Cordon’s performance once again.Guy Williams’ Instagram / Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and self-confessed Cats fanatic Brynley Stent did NOT join the fellas but has seen CATS (2019) separately and she has some notes on the film! Bryn educates the boys on the wafer-thin plot of the original musical and why that’s a good thing. She also dreams of being the world’s first female Skimbleshanks. Meanwhile, Guy is entirely focused on a disappearing CGI tap shoe.Brynley Stent’s Instagram / Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musical comedy superstars Two Hearts are Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore. Today they are also two-time CATS (2019) watching moviegoers. In a packed group session featuring Tim’s wife and Guy’s partner plus our musical comedy guests, Joe’s wondering if the rest of the audience also have podcasts requiring them to come to the film. The Rum Tug Tagger is in the crosshairs, Tim doesn’t know what a pound is and Laura can now understand the horrifying and disgusting decision to keep the human hands.Laura Daniel's Instagram / TwitterJoseph Moore's Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Filmmaker/journalist David Farrier (Dark Tourist, Tickled) joins the fellas to see CATS (2019) for a second time. His initial screening resulted in a drunken tweeted review that went viral, and landed Dave in trouble with the film’s NZ promoters. Dave is no friend of musicals generally; They creep him out. What’s up with the three names that cats need? We don’t know. What we do know; Taylor Swift’s dad had a BIG impact on this movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are nestled in the roots of a large tree in the beautiful Auckland domain. This second watch has drawn the fellas into the world of CATS (2019) like a cinematic siren. Leaving the horrifying CGI and confusing storyline at the door, the fellas have been left to enjoy the spectacle of this star-studded $100... Spectacular? Guy canvases some fellow CATS (2019) watchers and Tim feels very bad for Dame Judi Dench. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the first time your dear brave Jellicle fellas set out to watch CATS (2019) at the cinema and they’re just trying to figure out what the f*** is going on here. How big are these cats? Is this CGI technology just an Instagram filter? Tim makes a fast enemy of Rebel Wilson and begrudging fan of James Cordon. This promises to be one hell of a ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is My Week With Cats, a reunion of Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery on a cinematic journey that pits the pair against daily watchers of CATS (2019) – a film that cost $100m and is on track to be one of the critically and financially unsuccessful films of the decade. With a glint in their eye and open heart the Worst Idea fellas are ready to tango with Andrew Lloyd Webber’s strangest creation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode supported by PodFaves.com Here we are, hung over Timbo and a very friendly Guyguy. It's been a minute and we've got some beautiful letters to share. We've also got some devastating news about Monty's mate who was supposed to join a great American Roadtrip. Today we're hearing from an Ol Lang Syne celeb-adjacent listener, a big fan of our musical ideas, Squirrel supporters and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just call us Staind cause... It's been a while! The fellaz are reconnecting over a Thanksgiving Day cocoa and letters from the beautiful fans. Monty has picked up a book of life advice from a man named Phillip. Emails from June, Facebook messages from June. What a time portal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma brings us tidings of glad joy - Elizabeth McGuire, and then quickly descends into a full on existential artist break down. There’s a bear attack, a self-harming woman and of course, Rob Schneider. Guy is worked up over the lack of variety in production music and shot choices. Tim and Emma are not happy with the slowest pace in the history of TV for a dinner scene in this one. The sole saving grace for this one is everyone disrespecting grandma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ray looks great but he can't understand why Rob's gearing a God damn suit all the time. Jamie gets a pass this epsiode, Rob gets belittled and smashes a guy's knees with a bowling ball. Ray can't believe a) This show is on Netflix, b) This is season two. We've got a delightful anecdote about comedy classes and bathrooms.Follow Ray on Twitter @RayBadran   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Rob Schneider's comedy guesses featuring Ed Gamble. Non-Real Rob virgin Ed tries to figure out the production method for the show and wants to know if Rob really knows the name of the featured chef in this episode or if they're just calling him the name of a restaurant. Hayley Duff is here and so is a cough from Alice Snedden. Catch Ed’s comedy special, Blood Sugar on Amazon Prime and follow him on Twitter @EdGambleComedy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuckolding, vaccines, the beautiful art created by the child's mind of Rob Schneider and also, vitamins. Dan is really enjoying this show and is fascinated by the inhuman cruelty Rob enacts on others. Our guest has a run at predicting what's happening next ep and Tim can't get over what Rob says to his wife in this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who and what IS Rob Schneider? All of us, all the time. This according to comedian/writer/actor Nina Oyama. She's on board in a big way, 10/10. Nina wants someone to suck her ass. The trio on this ep all think kids should be kept off #SponCon and Tim reckons we should just kill kids early. Plot wise - something happens at some airport and Danny Trejo turns up. He looks like Bob Odenkirk went through the washing machine.Find Nina on Twitter @ninaoyama & Instagram @nina.oyama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Child Schneider (Miranda) has her first day at school but who gives a shit. Carlo Ritchie joins Guy and Tim an episode with Tibetan furniture, rockin’ musicians who deny their kiwi heritage and a genuine laugh at a scene with a dolphin. The trio build a vision of what the Real Rob world would be like sans Rob and the titular lead meanwhile tries to sell another Deuce Bigalow movie using his platform of a Netflix serious.Follow Carlo on Instagram @carloritchie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie goes on a blind date after an encounter with a spider, something something Miranda is going to school? Who cares? We got Stu Daulman! A true sweetheart of the Australian comedy scene. According to Stu, the comedy in Real Rob is a bit out of touch but at least Rob is happy. It's a happy life. Cheque-eating, comedy guessing fun!Follow Stu on Twitter: @stu_what Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob's back. Guy's back. Tim's back. And he's angry. Writer/producer/director/star/auteur Schneider is up to his old tricks, driving around LA, laughing at someone who has bone cancer and personally overdubbing Asian characters HE CAST with HIS OWN voice. In their accent. I'm not kidding. It's hell to be back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get in the Morning Friendzone - a happy space for reading without judgement, getting compliments from people trying to do work and lots of lovely feedback. Today we’re joined briefly by Aussie legend, Sam Campbell (see his special here) too. And soon, we’ll also be joined by Overlooked and Undercooked Season Two. We are blessed (by Brady) to hear from listeners near and far, especially those chasing a reply when the first time didn’t elicit one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellaz are back in the studio desperately trying to catch up with your beautiful correspondence after a break. It's as if no time has passed at all, more sharing stories of gastro, more promises of content to come, more threats of divorce. Here's a link to the merch store we talked about and here's a link to the Little Empire Pals group on Facebook! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fellas present an episode of fellow Little Empire Podcast Network show, Cult Popture. If movies and TV mattered, they’d be talking about the issues that matter. Home of Film Franchise Fortnights, our podcast where we watch and discuss a randomly chosen film franchise every two weeks!Make sure to subscribe to Cult Popture on your podcast app, or check them out oniTunes (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-popture/id1124261917)Facebook (http://goo.gl/9EFEIa)Youtube (http://goo.gl/ITdEhK)Twitter/Instagram (@Cultpopture) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by British comedian Glenn Moore to watch, back to back, Sex and The City, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Sex and The City 2 and then Grown Ups 2 in one hotel-enclosed session ahead of a live recording at the London Podcast Festival. The fellas are giddy with excitement at seeing some of their old pals again on screen and absolutely devastated to be in the presence of others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found.Carlo is a talented improviser, musician and comedian who hosts a live show and podcast named The Bear Pack with Steen Raskopoulos, and HOSTING with Guy Montgomery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue.Carl is British comedian man who can be found on Twitter and hosts a podcasts with Chris Martin. One is named the Carl and Chris Podcast and the other, Baby Sitting Trev. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'.Alice Snedden writes a column (apparently) but more importantly, writes tweets and hosts Boners of The Heart with Rose Matafeo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party.Becky Lucas can't stop tweeting and doing comedy so you should definitively follow her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class.Rose Matafeo is a London-based kiwi comedian who enjoys tweeting and hosting her podcast Boners of The Heart, which is co-hosted by Alice Snedden. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's late at night (NZT) and Timbo's birthday; Where else WOULD he be but recording a Friendzone with Guyguy? The fellas are competing with dodgy internet, chewing over the beautiful peace in the skies, opening up some gorgeous donations and ripping the lid off what the upcoming London Live show will actually be: All four movies, back to back, watched before the live show. It's going to be something, so make sure you nab a ticket here. Full power to our sole, libertarian listener - as per usual. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible.Cameron James is good on Twitter and hosts two podcasts: Total Reboot and Mike Check. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy.Tom Walker has a Facebook and a podcast called bigsofttitty.png which he co-hosts with Demi Lardner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt, the pair behind The Worst Idea of All Time have a new podcast series wherein they watch and review the crtically panned Real Rob - a Netflix series by Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come to our London show / Check out Cult PoptureThe fellas are in Montreal and Auckland respectively and enjoying a bit of a rest from the hell that was TWIOAT. Time to do the best thing there is - hanging out with friends. Non-binary friends who are going through break ups, friends questioning the Louise Theory, artistic friends. We love our friends. For they are the best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.