The Worst Idea Of All Time

Our third episode and what have we learned? Almond Milk doesn't work in coffees. Guy loves St Louise's playfulness but little else, AND Tim is renting the movie every watch? Some strong acting from a fur protestor. Who knows if it's good but it definitely is STRONG. Checking in on our future Brady, it seems he’s modelling himself on Bruce Wayne? Let’s see where this goes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim faces a grand choice - does he destroy his morning or his marriage with Sex and The City viewings? The boys wonder why SaTC2 was made at all, Guy recounts the time he picked up a pretty scary hitchhiker while Timbo downs his brekkie. WHERE IS COFFEE GUY?! Why is string so important to helping crack a conspiracy theory? Who cares, because ultimately we need to congratulate to Jonathon Filey and Dana Robin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in town. After promising to not return to the Worst Idea format, Guy and Tim are back in the mines. This time, 52 reviews of Sex and The City. In this exciting first watch, Guy has thrilled to see some peen, has extreme issues with Big's fashion and is legitimately touched by Steve and Miranda’s relationship.Tim can't get over the terrible timing of this film's release, loves Jennifer Hudson's character and welcomes to return of the Runkle Crunkle. Let’s dig in. This is gonna hurt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim say hello to some friends, goodbye for other friends and ‘Please get off your phone’ to potential live comedy punters. How’s Tim? How’s Guy’s literary knowledge? How high were the boys when we recorded Prawn Salad? Well, let’s find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a podcast that gave us some money to advertise them: Legal Wars - it's good!The courtroom can be a battlefield over money, people’s rights, and even their lives. For some cases, the consequences can affect us long after the verdict is read.Based on extensive interviews and court transcripts, Wondery’s new podcast LEGAL WARS puts you inside the jury box of some of the most famous court cases in American history. Subscribe to Legal Wars today at wondery.fm/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim watch Grown Ups (the first one) for the first time ever. Recorded live at Upright Citizens Brigade with a full audience just after the viewing, things get very low energy and tired and depressed. Featuring a birthday boy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are coming back for another season. Was this a mistake? WITHOUT DOUBT! But they're doing it, nonetheless. It's all about having fun, forgetting the world and seeing how quickly the lose their minds this time. But before they do, time to have a dig through the mailbag... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This special features the Workjuice Players reading a script based on Guy and Tim's memory of Grown Ups 2. Featuring Busy Philipps, Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter, Michael McMillian, Mate Micucci, Ardern Myrin, Baron Vaughn, Marc McConville, Hal Lublin and Humphrey Ker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of the podcast is Guy and Tim's Question and Answer session at Cinefamily, LA that was conducted immediately before the final watch of Grown Ups 2. A packed out audience of about 150 fans had their opportunity to ask what needed to be asked. Where's the knife? Where's Tanya? Where are the tattoos? All will be revealed. As best as Tim can hear them, here are the questions which were off-mic from the crowd:1) How are you enjoying Los Angeles?2) Are you guys as excited about Grown Ups 2 as we are?3) What do you do in New Zealand, when you're not watching the movie?4) Guy went to Europe for a month. I was wondering if Tim could give a Mystery Tour as to why.5) Why did you do this?6) Given the way you feel about the movie, what do you want us to take away from this viewing?7) When this is over, what's next?8) You've seen this movie a lot of ways at this point, but never with this many people or in a cinema so how do you feel about that?9) Was there any reason why Guy kept falling asleep?10) When you guys encounter this movie in the wild, like a friend's house or on TV, what's your gut reaction?11) Do you feel any guilt for the amount of people that are now watching Grown Ups 2? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have finally made it. It's the last viewing of Grown Ups 2, exactly one year after they started. Recorded live in front of a soldout CineFamily crowd on Sunset in Los Angeles, California. After a public viewing of the movie the lads have finally seen the backend of the movie. What ensues is an elated, nonsensical final romp through a film that's been a part of the boys' life for a long time. It's time to say goodbye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have taken their camper (thanks Jucy Rentals!) to Joshua National Park, California. It's late, it's isolated and the boys are getting a little freaky. In this episode, the movie appears to have taken a backseat to delightful stories ranging from childhood bike injuries to a very recent adult pant-crapping incident.We find out what happened to Patty's grandparents and hear some positive words about Braden's acting ability. We're having a WONDEFUL time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Against the odds, Guy and Tim have made it to LA. They've eaten some Blaze Pizza and now it's time to tick some other bucket list items off the list; Namely, watching Grown Ups 2 in a Kmart. That's right, the lads have watched the entire film inside of a Kmart and recorded an episode in the terrible, dirty walls of the quintessential department store of yesteryear.Guy's approaching unattended kids, Tim's distracted by all the fantastic colours and products on offer. It's almost the end of the nightmare so get in while the getting's good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ATTN: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BIRDMAN YETFresh from the table read of the script Guy and Tim wrote from memory being performed in front of 150 people in their hometown of Auckland, the lads immedately went home and chucked on the movie for the fourth to last time ever.It's 2am. It's an emotional podcast this week, Montgomery is mainly waking up for most of it and what is exposed is a raw, unguarded side of a man who is so near the finishline he can almost taste it. Voices are croacky, spirits are mixed and Guy and Tim are just trying to live every moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here. The commentary nobody asked for, in which Guy and Tim provide an audio companion to your watch of Grown Ups 2 (not recommended) or simply a super-extended edition of the podcast to be enjoyed by itself (barely recommended).A rich tapestry of story telling, questionable facts and unbelievable facts about the making of Grown Ups 2. Witness two friends driven to madness by their 40th watch of a movie made by professional comedians who no longer cared about what they produced. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just what comes of two men when you sit them in front of Grown Ups 2 for the forth dozen time inside a year? Apparently, it's sour relationships, lots of singing, lots more swearing, rumination about their self-imposed prison and chats about the mighty Haast Eagle.If you weren't worried about Guy and Tim before this episode, you swear as hell will be now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are on the road again, the road to watching Grown Ups 2. With just 5 episodes to go - the boys' mental sanity appears to be at an all time low. The boys momentarily become German tourists, Tim reminds everyone that Stone Cold is in the movie and there's a serious questions asked of the co-hosts' parents. Plus a confusing toilet paper themed shining light and a beaut of a Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. And you know what else? You do not mop tar seal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by their friends and NZ comedy people Dai Henwood and Josh Thompson for an extended guest episode. In the Grown Ups 2 arena this week, the boys hit some familiar terrain such as Kmart, product placement, racial stereotypes and a perceived lack of plot. Plus some curveballs get thrown, including why does Principal Tardio makes no moves to avoid getting paint dropped on him and quick drying deer piss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in action and armed with notes aplenty! This week, G and T continue to guess at what happened in the first Grown Ups, the Braden Warlock Theory makes a reappearence and we all find out how to spell our favourite brand in the film!Monty's impressed with the soundscape, Tim is taken with David Spade's dramatic chops and Patty's got jaguars! #BlazePizza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the first day of 2015 and in New Zealand, a wonderful summer day has gripped the whole country. But Guy and Tim aren't at the beach! Or even a park! They're indoors, watching the movie again and BOY is Tim unhappy about it (again). One of the lowest ebbs in the project so far.Guy stages an intervention to deal with Tim's drinking (which he does to deal with the movie), a book club of sorts breaks out midway through and you'll be treated to two kiwi men struggling through the 44th watch of a movie while hung over. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 43 of the podcast was recorded on Christmas eve. Guy was in New Zealand's beautiful South Island, near his family home for the holidays. Tim meanwhile was still in the North Island, interrupting wrapping presents and drinking beer with another watch of Grown Ups 2.They recorded the audio separately while speaking on Skype, with a view to stitch it together at the end. However Guy's laptop crashed, leaving the finished product as a solely one-sided (and rather drunken) wonder through the movie by Tim. The boys decided to record another podcast immediately after and that is epsiode 43. But this is the first, failed attempt. This is the coal in your podcast stocking.Why anyone would listen to this is beyond Guy and Tim's comprehension. But someone asked for it... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Twas the morn before ChristmasAnd all through Tim's flatNobody was homeAnd he was down with that.He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it tooBut alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this weekAnd over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.And Tim had had beers, too many to countAnd Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim attempt a new method of 'reverse-advertising', Paddy Shwartz has a new name! Most importantly however, Tim has drunken entirely too much gin the night prior and is suffering the consequences. Chris Rock is on form with his PR blitz and the lads are following the wake. Tim gets punchy. There's also an ocelot guitar solo. Enjoy!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have watched the movie 40 times now and this time, they've recorded an audio commentary. This isn't that audio, it's the episode they decided to record AFTER the commentary. Was it a good idea to do an episode after the commentary? You be the judge.The lads try to nut out how to get to LA, Tim needs caffeine, Adam Sandler has some comfy footwear and if you want some Paddy - you WON'T be disappointed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by beloved kiwi journalist David Farrier. This week: Tim has to buy a $250 T-shirt; enthusiastic letters from fans, some Insane Clown Posse, rampant capitalism and more Paddy Shwartz! Also, physics, CGI animals, #instagramchat, more defence of David Spade and what's the deal with cross-dissolves? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's back and more awake than ever. He didn't go to sleep for the whole movie this time! And he's bringing the Paddy Shwartz noise! Facts on where Paddy works out, where Paddy eats and more! Plus the age old question: Would you eat a placenta? The boys also fondly remember Sandler's hit comedy song 'Piece of Shit Car' and a bygone era of Napster and Limewire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This epsiode the podcast has taken a turn. The boys decided to record during the last half hour of the film, while they watch the remainder of the party scene play out. Plus Guy has decided to fall asleep during the first hour of the film. Luckily, a plucky Tim is attempting to pull the pair back from the edge of dispair in spite of not just a tired co-host but also people on the internet trying to cease the project.An depth discussion on Paddy Swartz and Miley Cyrus' rumoured romantic union, a shout out to all builders and an intro prodived by amazing comedian and musician Reggie Watts awaits you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no, Guy is very upset. First at the prospect of seeing Grown Ups 2 36 times since the start of the year, then because Tim is trying to shoehorn dental jokes into the podcast. But it's ok, because there's a lot of questions in this episodes. Questions like, 'How large a town could the frat boys realistically overthrow?' and 'Do Americans really talk like on the phone to each other?' and 'Does Guy's dad listen to this podcast?' You may, or may not get the answers by listened to episode 36 of The Worst Idea of All Time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny Farthings, got em. Hypothetical yet lengthy discussion about a deer dying in the front yard of the main character? Yup. Appreciation for Stone Cold Steve Austin's pronunciation of 'sack of potatoes'? Almost present. Plus, Guy's musings on the pom and ceremony associated with modern professional sports and Peter Dante sings the hits! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In all their excitement, the lads forgot to do this guest segment with Dominic Corry. So here it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are joined by New Zealand's greatest film reviewer and connoisseur of terrible comedies, Dominic Corry. In an authoratitive and wide-ranging conversation the three lads cover the Netflix/Sandler deal, the strangeness of Adam Sandler's mind and what it's capable of creating and Rob! Schneider. Plus a new big scam involving the movie (kinda). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim Lambourne, New Zealand television and radio personality joins Guy and Tim for a lovely wee watch of the pearl of a film, Grown Ups 2. Lambo shares his stories of American frat boys, Guy notices an amazing post-production edit to mask a big muck up and Tim delves into the potential use of a little person used as a stand in for one of Sandler's kids.Most importantly, the boys delve into the recently announced four movie deal Sandler has struck with Netflix and suffice to say, they're not happy about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's 1:30 in the morning, do you know where your children are? Guy Montgomery is asleep on the couch at Tim Batt's flat. Tim is watching Grown Ups 2 again, trying not to cry. What ensues is a discussion about life and death, 1970s soul singers, paintings of tigers, the possibility of being an All Black and Grown Ups 2. All your favourite bits are here, The Shining Light; The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour; Paddy Schwartz Party Time and so much more. Cherish these moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim engage in an adventerous and barely conprehensible watch of the film. Welcome and apologies to all the new listners. There is a Clint Eastwood impression to look forward to. Not a lot else. This episode is recommended for seasoned Worst Idea listeners only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have descended from the giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment and there's questions about what may have happened in Grown Ups 1! Also look forward to the boys attempting Arnie voices as part of the Paddy Swartz, Party Time segment. So much going on, hurry up and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the podcast, bare audio witness to the complete breaking down of Guy and Tim's mental function. This is the first epsiode of the podcast which had its hosts asking whether or not they should release it after it was recorded. Guy and Tim have decided they should release it as it would be against the spirit of the project to without an episode. So enjoy it, with our sleepy co-host Nick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has triumphiantly returned from Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and together they've ripped up another watch of this fine piece of cinema we call Grown Ups 2. Topics covered in this ep include (but are not limited to): Paddy Schwartz Party Time, the pace of Hollywood, love interests AND the acceptable length of an intermediate school ballet recital. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second podcast recorded in one night, Tim's 27th birthday but this time AFTER watching the movie. And boy has it put the aforementioned podcast co-host in a shitty mood. While Tim is feeling sorry for himself and doing some soul searching about what it means to spend the last hours of his birthday alone in his room watching Grown Ups 2 for the 27th time, Guy is just too darn exciting by the Edinburgh Fringe Fest to be brought down by the movie and regales us with tales of a terrible gig as well as questioning what you should do if you're a drunk off-duty cop at the scene of a massive backyard brawl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and catching up. Due to internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.In this ep, Guy and Tim discuss the nature of Scotland's nationhood, the availability of K-Marts and how to tell the difference between a continuity error and clever character writing. Also, Guy gets his genitals out in public, Tim is celebrating his 27th birthday and the boys have their largest falling out yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose Matafeo joins Guy and a whisper quiet Tim on the 25th watch of Grown Ups 2, throwing some much needed positive perspective on the project. That positivity though, stops well short of any kind of praise for the film. On the contrary, Rose is so disappointed by former comedy juggernauts and what they've been reduced to by participating in the hot mess that is Grown Ups 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads have now clocked up two dozen watches of the film and the mood is high. Tim is punchy after several beers on a Friday night (NZ local time) watch and Guy is still enjoying his holiday abroad but being crushingly brought back down to earth by having to spend 101 minutes on Grown Ups 2 again. Conversation ranges from the movie, to politics, to civic rights icon Rosa Parks to nature of comedic references themselves. It's an interesting listen but as always, it's The Worst Idea of All Time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the middle of the night in New Zealand and Tim has to keep his voice down for fear of waking his flatmate, because Tim is one of two men who has to watch Grown Ups 2 again. The other is one Guy Montgomery, an intrepid ex-pat kiwi who's currently in Copenhagen.This week, flauting of rules results in Tim looking up the Internet Movie Database while the film is playing, to hilarious results. Guy's travels through Europe continue and Denmark sounds fabulous. The movie, on the other hand, still does not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back. Monty in Berlin, Timbo in his new abode. The stakes have never been higher. The boys are on the cusp of world records here (probably). And who just bought a projector to watch the movie for the next 30 times? Well, that would be telling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy continues his march through Europe. Tim is moving house. Nobody is happy. But the boys have been brought together by that gem of a comedy flick Grown Ups 2 one more time (and will again 31 more times). On the agenda today: eye styes, Beethoven symphonies and the huge fight scene from Adam Sandler's indisputable worst film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plauged by technical errors and conflicting time schedules the boys finally found time to watch the movie simultaneously on Skype with each other and record the podcast. Guy is coming to us live from London town on a beautiful crisp British Friday morning. Tim is depressing using his Friday night to watch Adam Sandlers paycheck sequel one more gosh darn time. Nobody is particularly happy but then, that's not the point. Is it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the last episode before Guy goes to Europe and the mood is low. Guy and Tim have watched the film at night in bed together after a couple drinks. Observations this week range from Guy's flatmate Max needing to clean a pan to Guy's flatmate Max being a snappy dresser. Also, a fun activity ensues where the boys try to identify what each movie would be like if is focused on one of the other lead characters instead of Lenny Fader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back with beers, pizza and a new lease on the movie they're putting themselves through watching 52 times. After four weeks, the lads have resorted to counting up every line of various characters and replacing the movie's soundtrack with music of their own choosing. A discussion on Apple, IBM, mushrooms, LSD, friendship, Europe and some of the film's deleted scenes are awaiting you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this edition of the podcast, Guy and Tim do a little role-play. Guns are discussed. The delicate subject of necrophilia is apporached and the question is finially asked: How many times do you need your characters to talk about a critical plot point to set up your ending? It's three. The answer is three times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads have set in to discuss Grown Ups 2, a recent near death experience of Guy's, the radioactivity of bananas and Tim's brand new knife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have watched Grown Ups 2 again. They drunk- beers. They've eaten Shewsburys. They've been thinking about the film and lots about things that aren't the film. During this epsiode, they're eating Fruit Bursts and discussing the theme song from St Elmo's Fire. Great stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.