The Worst Idea Of All Time

The boiz are joined by a packed out Bell House theatre and fantastic Irish comedian Maeve Higgins. The journey is fast drawing to a close and it’s time to try and tie up some loose ends. Like getting in touch with Paddy Schwartz and finding people who care about Squirrel’s death. Monty looks like an accountant for a donkey sanctuary in Ireland. Maeve is suggesting Timbly needs to watch the film again to truly assess whether Zacole and Somily had sex. And someone ate a magic mushroom… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NYC and LA live shows are days away: Tickets from worstideaofalltime.comGuybo and Timbo are in Huntington, West Virginia staying with their friend, Justin. This drop of friendliness features notes of possum fur, irony, Southern accents and shouting. Discussion of the pronunciation of certain homophones also pops its head up again and even Cpt Beefheart has made it into TWIOAT canon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a Worst Idea Thanksgiving Miracle, Tim and Guy have landed at Justin McElroy's house in Huntington, West Virginia for a podcast treat. My Brother, My Borther and Me's oldest brother is joined by NZ's number 1 fuckboiz to return to Sex and The City 2 for a first/53rd watch respectively - and WHAT a watch it was. How will Timbly and Flash feel about the film on this return to it? How will Justin pitch the sequel? Both questions (and more) will be answered in this very special episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the Friendzone this week - someone has written the boiz to let them know they've made a gross error for the last three and a half years. Tim reveals the Nexus theory. Fan Ben was too nervous to approach the dudes but serves as a warning for other people who come to live shows. Plus our first voicemail on the FZ! Please send more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in NYC and joined by real life film critic for Vanity Fair, Richard Lawson (@rilaws). Together the trio take a loving look at everyone's favourite crying DJ, green-light an amazing sequel to WAYF and tug at a few potential love stories that Timbly and Guybo may have missed over the last year.Come to TWIOAT final ever live shows in LA and NYC! Go to worstideaofalltime.com for tickets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have a big announcement to make: Live shows to round off the podcast in New York City and LA (location and date TBC). Apart from that it's just more glorious letter-writing from the listeners and Guybo ripping into Timbly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comThe boiz are really digging deep this week. The Flash is sharing some stories of his adventures in NYC and corn chip inspectors, the pair question whether sneezes appear much in film and the Batman is combining seasons' worth of theme songs into one heart-felt acapella disaster. He's also found Tayna in a whole different franchise! Fugue states and its spelling are under the microscope and you'll never guess what's in the MacBook Pro box this episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy may now be thousands of miles apart but the Friendzone knows no physical boundaries! Lovely kitchen noises pervade a Friendzone this week with not one, but TWO pieces of correspondence from Ph.D students and an ARIA award winner. Also, one of the most astute observations on Sex and The City 2 ever recorded! A concerned fan also writes to concede they didn't mind We Are Your Friends. That's ok! Everything's ok - you're in the Friendzone! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimbly awakens Guyguy (who is sleeping off a boozy night of activities) with an early morning watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Guy's fragile emotional state leads to tears, pleas and hilarity. Timbly believes Squirrel should be renamed Cody and loves his shirt. Guy can't understand how Dunston Checks In was a hit and gets caught up in the career of young Ben from Friends. But mainly, this is just all about Guy being deeply distressed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, shout outs to Kind Eric, queires about Monty's on and offstage height and Timbly's fun with words. And idioms. And catchphrases! Also, tender hooks or tenterhooks? The answer may suprise you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comMonty and the Batman have just watched a strange version of the film in black and white with no dialgue but with all the soundtrack remaining. Milk chat, vampire talk and far reaching critique of the podcast project itself await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by www.DollarShaveClub.com/WorstIdeaThe boiz have taken the poddy on location! To a bar! Timbo's gone hog wild and starts eating on mic and Guybo is upset that the letters are addressed to him.This week the mailbag has delivered us an incredible gun that shoots rats and some incredibly salty language from someone who watched Sex And The City 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by another great boi. A boi from Australia. A boi named Carlo Ritchie. The guy sure kills a lot of cats but he's a lovely host to Monty and friend of the podcast. In this episode, Timbly has created a too-hot and very lonely viewing environment. The trio are pressing on, nevertheless, with explorations into taxidermy, comedy, mirrors and importantly, (deserved) Squirrel's death. Our new recruit (who himself claims to have seen the film 55 times now) also gives us the very clear parallels between WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and early 20th century revolutionary Russia. What a treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is gonna need to lay low for a while, he's getting all ready to rob a bank. And Guybo is in Australia among the criminals already, so no need to hide. The boiz are hit with TV recommendations, donations and lovely messages of support from the Americans, the kiwis and even the Dutch! Could you believe it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live at Christchurch's Dark Room live venue in front of a live audience, the boiz are back in their hometown. Guybo is trying to describe the film in 60 seconds, Timbly is trying to describe the phenomenon of Detroit Rock City. The 18 year old Monty's diet is atrocious and also it's Tim's final day of being in his 20s. How about that?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon runners, lunatics wanting to Worst Idea, The Worst Idea and a person in Switzerland. Also, is Zac actually hot? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guybo are in their native's capital: Wellington, talking to a sold out audience of snivelling public servants about what it's like to keep watching We Are Your Friends too many times. Timbo attempts an old vaudeville trick on his podcast partner and Monty introduces a brand new concept to describe TV static that is positively poetic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your Highlander-style Claymore and get a Stitcher Premium free trial cause it's time to jump into the Friendzone! Set theory jokes are completely beyond your boiz but it doesn't mean they can't enjoy other people's enjoyment of it. You'll never guess which Sex and The City gal is running for Governor of New York (or maybe you will, there's only four gals). Plus where are the other season's theme songs? Somewhere. Hopefully. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well this is it. After 3 years, hundreds of episodes, days worth of recording - your two boiz have hit their lowest ebb. Guy continues to discuss his favourite life experiences. Tim analyses the statistical probability of forty nine dice all coming up with the same number. There's empty beer cans as far as the eye can see, a bit of salad and too much technology. All capturing a frankly horrific podcast episode. What a trainwreck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is socilating for knife advice and the masses are happy to olbige. We got kiwi fans in Slovakia, we got short films starring Guy Montgomery, we got it all baby! Also, if you're in Christchurch or Wellington - please see us live this week! blazepizza.co.nz for tickets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Guy ever tell you about the time he saw Liza Minnelli perform Beyonce's smash hit single Single Ladies in Sex and The City 2? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are in front of some mics and discussing shampoo and conditioner and the order of their application. There's an expensive flask and a ghost and people getting married! I'll tell ya what there isn't though; A Ghetto dairy/milk bar/7-11. Anyway, a dude has won a marathon and Timbly and Guyguy are doing some live shows in NZ. Let's all get together and get friendly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy enter the studio to provide an audio commentary for the film, We Are Your Friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen are back to feild questions, accept praise and continue to atagonise people with their mixpronouncication of Raleigh. There's a lot of good stuff happening on there this 'zone - including more people sharing a shining light with their dear child. Bloody gorgeous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a long time coming but the boiz have managed to secure director Maximum Joseph and writer Meaghan Oppenheimer for a director's commentary. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all Kimchi and bad weather with the boiz this week. Sweet, innocent weather. UNTIL BLOODY CLIMATE CHANGE! Monty and Batman are busting out a lovely array of letters including someone endevouring to smoke just as much as Barry O and someone else who witnessed in real time, the life in Guy's eyes dying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo imparts a huge lot of knowledge about bears in this episode. Pretty much all he can talk about. Guy's attempts to explain what's in the Macbook Pro box even gets derailed by bear facts. Also, regret is expressed over the 60 watch decision, the strength of said commitment is questioned and the boiz throw a spotlight on the forgotten heroine of the film, Sarah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello to Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and Patreon party people! The boys are here in the Friendzone to allay fears of their untimely demise. They're not dead. Far from it. Listeners have been floating theories, involving orphanages and sailor men but the real story is far more boring. Timbo and Guybo are two friends sharing messages of support for their now SIXTY watches of We Are Your Friends. You are their friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in town after an accidental hiatus which Timbo feels strongly about puncishing the pair for. Guybly is back from the hot, hot soil of West Australia and not thrilled to be back in front of our 4 FuckBoiz. However, THE EXPERIMENT MUST CONTINUE. Lots of math chatter, incorrect identification of the origin and use of shruken heads and hot tips on how to stay warm on a cold winter's night! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has sobered up but something is sticking him in the butt. Don't worry about it too much though because Guy's here too. Except that he isn't. He's in Australia. Talking about his thoughts on Eurovision. Plus, Jimmy Carter shakes everyone's hand on a plane? You be the judge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly has been doing some solo drinking. Yet miraculously, he wasn't the one who screwed up the record - Guybo was! Not to worry though, these are the kind of boiz to be set back by a failed record or the fact that they're not together to form a drinking game based on watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Oh no, not these boiz. These are brave boiz. Good boiz. Adventurous boiz. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly's sick and surrounded by tissues that definitely only have nose goo in them, not the other goo! And Guybo is in Australia about to see a bit hole. But before he does, it's time to dive into letters about fans completely recutting their own version of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to watch. Also, people who know people who are very rich and famous film makers, originally from New Zealand. Also, MONEY - some of it BIG. What shall the boiz do with the June donation money?Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this 44th watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Timbo reckons he's cracked the real story arc of Squirrell; his conversion to Judaism. Guyguy has been looking at online reviews of a certain North Hollywood cafe (which turns out to not be in North Hollywood) which is fraught with credit card theft! Maximum Joseph may not know his drugs too well and one of the boiz decides the movie is great.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone is in a backroom at the tremendous Enmore Theatre in Sydney this week as The Flash tries dominate wee Timbo. The pair are talking deers, cold pools and most importantly LETTERS AND STUFF! Fan mail! Messages of support. Offers of big cinemas for one off events.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are live in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! In front of a sold out crowd Timbo and Guyguy are throwing a lot of ideas around and paying scandalously low amounts of time focused on the movie. Instead, it's all about intelligent water, killing cats and the boiz having dinner together. Plus - what animal could peak Zac Efron take down? Also, a bit of tit talk. And drugs! And who's the smartest boi? Let's find out.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is in Sydney seated right next to the most kick ass raggae sound system ever and Guybo beams in direct from beautiful Blenheim. The fates did not allow the original recording of this Friendzone is remain in its digital form so the boiz try to bouy their excitement while reading messages for the second time and make a big announcement regarding CHARITY - ever heard of it?Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy is back and Timbo is back and they're not happy to be back because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS is also back. Our podcast hosts are crest-fallen and truly clutching at straws now. Gone are the carefree days of Adam Sandler and Shaq. Wistful, are the memories of Carrie and the gals. But alas, this film has no Coffee Guy. OR DOES IT?! After an extended metaphor about the washed out party this podcast adventure has become, Timbly decides WAYF is actually about dads and Guybo share personal stories of poo and strip clubs.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZBest friends Timbo and Guyguy have just woken up and results have varied! Monty's rocking a crocky voice and troubles with techniology, Tim is adonning an upbeat attitude and a bright business idea involving desserts. Great letters this week and too many shout outs for live shows. Plus technical errors a plenty - enjoy.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by ComedyFestival.co.nzRecorded in a kitchen because someone lost their keys to the podcast studio; It's TWIOAT! In this episode, the man known as Guy Montgomery's dark and hidden past is alluded to. As is Tim's dark centre. The boys have many announcements this week; Such as WE NEED MORE SQUIRRELS, and WE NEED LESS JOHNNY DEPP. A new, not-quite-new segment is (re)introduced involving a grandfather clock. Plus Spindly won a fridge.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZFriends, Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt are together to discuss friends and friendship. They're joined by another friend, Henry Stone. But enough about him. This is a complex Friendzone with some dicey behaviour by Guybo and many failed attempts by Timbly to reign the boy in. Pull the bloody head in, Montgomery.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by The New Zealand International Comedy FestivalYour boiz are joined by Aussie comedian Tom Walker and it's a cozy watch of WAYF for the gents in The Lucky Country with a healthy heaping of snuggling and real lack of clothing from Flash. The Fuccboiz are assessed through the lens of DnD via Tom's head and we see how close Zacole came to NOT being a homophobic villian.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZAlright sports fans, buckle up cause it's time to hear from athelets of all stripes from all across the world. The single thing that unites them? They listen to The Worst Idea of All Time enough to write to Timbo and Guyguy. Timbly is questioning the third season, Flash is defending it. Together they are supported by a mailbag of threats, compliments and a Trojan Horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your fav fuccboiz are joined by sister podcast Boners Of The Heart's Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden for a one-off Little Empire extravaganza taped live in Melbourne, Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why do we need to keep discussing the nature of time? Because people keep writing us letters about it, that's why. A poem emerges to defend/make good from a prior poem which Timbly did not take kindly to. A Wellington man comes out of the shadows to announce he has lapped the boys and a discussion on a season two supercut is contained within. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in the city of Melbourne, Australia watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS in a hotel room. Taking their microphones to the streets have left some audio quality lacking but plenty of sunny insights from the boys; Johnny Depp is Tim's true star of the 38th watch of the film, Guybo is swimming in rivers he shouldnt' and the pair are being interrupted by fellow street walkers in the great city.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone has moved! Now it's in Melbourne, Australia. The boiz are loving digging through correspondence about dry spag bol, fans who are watching the movie themselves and discussing briefly featured drag queens, Oceans 13 and Zelda references! Timbly and Guybly are little behind in their Friendzone messgaes so enjoy some letters old, new, borrowed and blue (in tone). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, did you know that Mel Gibson is a creature born of a hellscape called Australia which Satan forged himself and populated with deadly animals? It's true. Also ture; the story 'arc' of WAYF is actually a very flat hill. The boys chat renaissance art, MTV products and the actual artist genius of Maximum Joseph. Plus, James Reid from The Feelers is converting to catholicism and bringing Zacole The Crying DJ with him! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come in from the cold and pour yourself a cup of friendship everybody. Friends talk about things like the Seattle Seahawks and send messages through time and space to communicate between past boyz and present boyz. There's a lot of devil talk, lot of warlock chatter and drop ins from Mavericks, plus sneaky stuff in the bathroom and the academic merit of watching Sex and The City 2. Most importantly however, new instructions the Pay The Boyz Revolution.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guyguy are now so bored of We Are Your Friends they are literally discussing the weather. Three dozen watches is brutal. Not as brutal as the hot new game, Big Pesky Moths though. You gotta cover yourself in meat and just wait for the king moths. It's terrible. Don't worry though, there's some show tunes and also a new game show featuring people from Sussex and a grubby beach!Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Love Nest, with Tim and Guy. The boys try to pin down a definition of 'regular' and finally, the boyz find a listener who got turned onto How Did This Get Made from Worst Idea. There's some great letters, there's some incredible theories. Come get some in the Friendzone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.