The Worst Idea Of All Time

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, shout outs to Kind Eric, queires about Monty's on and offstage height and Timbly's fun with words. And idioms. And catchphrases! Also, tender hooks or tenterhooks? The answer may suprise you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comMonty and the Batman have just watched a strange version of the film in black and white with no dialgue but with all the soundtrack remaining. Milk chat, vampire talk and far reaching critique of the podcast project itself await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by www.DollarShaveClub.com/WorstIdeaThe boiz have taken the poddy on location! To a bar! Timbo's gone hog wild and starts eating on mic and Guybo is upset that the letters are addressed to him.This week the mailbag has delivered us an incredible gun that shoots rats and some incredibly salty language from someone who watched Sex And The City 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by another great boi. A boi from Australia. A boi named Carlo Ritchie. The guy sure kills a lot of cats but he's a lovely host to Monty and friend of the podcast. In this episode, Timbly has created a too-hot and very lonely viewing environment. The trio are pressing on, nevertheless, with explorations into taxidermy, comedy, mirrors and importantly, (deserved) Squirrel's death. Our new recruit (who himself claims to have seen the film 55 times now) also gives us the very clear parallels between WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and early 20th century revolutionary Russia. What a treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is gonna need to lay low for a while, he's getting all ready to rob a bank. And Guybo is in Australia among the criminals already, so no need to hide. The boiz are hit with TV recommendations, donations and lovely messages of support from the Americans, the kiwis and even the Dutch! Could you believe it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live at Christchurch's Dark Room live venue in front of a live audience, the boiz are back in their hometown. Guybo is trying to describe the film in 60 seconds, Timbly is trying to describe the phenomenon of Detroit Rock City. The 18 year old Monty's diet is atrocious and also it's Tim's final day of being in his 20s. How about that?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon runners, lunatics wanting to Worst Idea, The Worst Idea and a person in Switzerland. Also, is Zac actually hot? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guybo are in their native's capital: Wellington, talking to a sold out audience of snivelling public servants about what it's like to keep watching We Are Your Friends too many times. Timbo attempts an old vaudeville trick on his podcast partner and Monty introduces a brand new concept to describe TV static that is positively poetic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your Highlander-style Claymore and get a Stitcher Premium free trial cause it's time to jump into the Friendzone! Set theory jokes are completely beyond your boiz but it doesn't mean they can't enjoy other people's enjoyment of it. You'll never guess which Sex and The City gal is running for Governor of New York (or maybe you will, there's only four gals). Plus where are the other season's theme songs? Somewhere. Hopefully. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well this is it. After 3 years, hundreds of episodes, days worth of recording - your two boiz have hit their lowest ebb. Guy continues to discuss his favourite life experiences. Tim analyses the statistical probability of forty nine dice all coming up with the same number. There's empty beer cans as far as the eye can see, a bit of salad and too much technology. All capturing a frankly horrific podcast episode. What a trainwreck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is socilating for knife advice and the masses are happy to olbige. We got kiwi fans in Slovakia, we got short films starring Guy Montgomery, we got it all baby! Also, if you're in Christchurch or Wellington - please see us live this week! blazepizza.co.nz for tickets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Guy ever tell you about the time he saw Liza Minnelli perform Beyonce's smash hit single Single Ladies in Sex and The City 2? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are in front of some mics and discussing shampoo and conditioner and the order of their application. There's an expensive flask and a ghost and people getting married! I'll tell ya what there isn't though; A Ghetto dairy/milk bar/7-11. Anyway, a dude has won a marathon and Timbly and Guyguy are doing some live shows in NZ. Let's all get together and get friendly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy enter the studio to provide an audio commentary for the film, We Are Your Friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen are back to feild questions, accept praise and continue to atagonise people with their mixpronouncication of Raleigh. There's a lot of good stuff happening on there this 'zone - including more people sharing a shining light with their dear child. Bloody gorgeous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a long time coming but the boiz have managed to secure director Maximum Joseph and writer Meaghan Oppenheimer for a director's commentary. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all Kimchi and bad weather with the boiz this week. Sweet, innocent weather. UNTIL BLOODY CLIMATE CHANGE! Monty and Batman are busting out a lovely array of letters including someone endevouring to smoke just as much as Barry O and someone else who witnessed in real time, the life in Guy's eyes dying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo imparts a huge lot of knowledge about bears in this episode. Pretty much all he can talk about. Guy's attempts to explain what's in the Macbook Pro box even gets derailed by bear facts. Also, regret is expressed over the 60 watch decision, the strength of said commitment is questioned and the boiz throw a spotlight on the forgotten heroine of the film, Sarah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello to Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and Patreon party people! The boys are here in the Friendzone to allay fears of their untimely demise. They're not dead. Far from it. Listeners have been floating theories, involving orphanages and sailor men but the real story is far more boring. Timbo and Guybo are two friends sharing messages of support for their now SIXTY watches of We Are Your Friends. You are their friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in town after an accidental hiatus which Timbo feels strongly about puncishing the pair for. Guybly is back from the hot, hot soil of West Australia and not thrilled to be back in front of our 4 FuckBoiz. However, THE EXPERIMENT MUST CONTINUE. Lots of math chatter, incorrect identification of the origin and use of shruken heads and hot tips on how to stay warm on a cold winter's night! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has sobered up but something is sticking him in the butt. Don't worry about it too much though because Guy's here too. Except that he isn't. He's in Australia. Talking about his thoughts on Eurovision. Plus, Jimmy Carter shakes everyone's hand on a plane? You be the judge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly has been doing some solo drinking. Yet miraculously, he wasn't the one who screwed up the record - Guybo was! Not to worry though, these are the kind of boiz to be set back by a failed record or the fact that they're not together to form a drinking game based on watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Oh no, not these boiz. These are brave boiz. Good boiz. Adventurous boiz. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly's sick and surrounded by tissues that definitely only have nose goo in them, not the other goo! And Guybo is in Australia about to see a bit hole. But before he does, it's time to dive into letters about fans completely recutting their own version of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to watch. Also, people who know people who are very rich and famous film makers, originally from New Zealand. Also, MONEY - some of it BIG. What shall the boiz do with the June donation money?Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this 44th watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Timbo reckons he's cracked the real story arc of Squirrell; his conversion to Judaism. Guyguy has been looking at online reviews of a certain North Hollywood cafe (which turns out to not be in North Hollywood) which is fraught with credit card theft! Maximum Joseph may not know his drugs too well and one of the boiz decides the movie is great.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone is in a backroom at the tremendous Enmore Theatre in Sydney this week as The Flash tries dominate wee Timbo. The pair are talking deers, cold pools and most importantly LETTERS AND STUFF! Fan mail! Messages of support. Offers of big cinemas for one off events.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are live in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! In front of a sold out crowd Timbo and Guyguy are throwing a lot of ideas around and paying scandalously low amounts of time focused on the movie. Instead, it's all about intelligent water, killing cats and the boiz having dinner together. Plus - what animal could peak Zac Efron take down? Also, a bit of tit talk. And drugs! And who's the smartest boi? Let's find out.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly is in Sydney seated right next to the most kick ass raggae sound system ever and Guybo beams in direct from beautiful Blenheim. The fates did not allow the original recording of this Friendzone is remain in its digital form so the boiz try to bouy their excitement while reading messages for the second time and make a big announcement regarding CHARITY - ever heard of it?Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy is back and Timbo is back and they're not happy to be back because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS is also back. Our podcast hosts are crest-fallen and truly clutching at straws now. Gone are the carefree days of Adam Sandler and Shaq. Wistful, are the memories of Carrie and the gals. But alas, this film has no Coffee Guy. OR DOES IT?! After an extended metaphor about the washed out party this podcast adventure has become, Timbly decides WAYF is actually about dads and Guybo share personal stories of poo and strip clubs.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZBest friends Timbo and Guyguy have just woken up and results have varied! Monty's rocking a crocky voice and troubles with techniology, Tim is adonning an upbeat attitude and a bright business idea involving desserts. Great letters this week and too many shout outs for live shows. Plus technical errors a plenty - enjoy.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by ComedyFestival.co.nzRecorded in a kitchen because someone lost their keys to the podcast studio; It's TWIOAT! In this episode, the man known as Guy Montgomery's dark and hidden past is alluded to. As is Tim's dark centre. The boys have many announcements this week; Such as WE NEED MORE SQUIRRELS, and WE NEED LESS JOHNNY DEPP. A new, not-quite-new segment is (re)introduced involving a grandfather clock. Plus Spindly won a fridge.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZFriends, Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt are together to discuss friends and friendship. They're joined by another friend, Henry Stone. But enough about him. This is a complex Friendzone with some dicey behaviour by Guybo and many failed attempts by Timbly to reign the boy in. Pull the bloody head in, Montgomery.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by The New Zealand International Comedy FestivalYour boiz are joined by Aussie comedian Tom Walker and it's a cozy watch of WAYF for the gents in The Lucky Country with a healthy heaping of snuggling and real lack of clothing from Flash. The Fuccboiz are assessed through the lens of DnD via Tom's head and we see how close Zacole came to NOT being a homophobic villian.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZAlright sports fans, buckle up cause it's time to hear from athelets of all stripes from all across the world. The single thing that unites them? They listen to The Worst Idea of All Time enough to write to Timbo and Guyguy. Timbly is questioning the third season, Flash is defending it. Together they are supported by a mailbag of threats, compliments and a Trojan Horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your fav fuccboiz are joined by sister podcast Boners Of The Heart's Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden for a one-off Little Empire extravaganza taped live in Melbourne, Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why do we need to keep discussing the nature of time? Because people keep writing us letters about it, that's why. A poem emerges to defend/make good from a prior poem which Timbly did not take kindly to. A Wellington man comes out of the shadows to announce he has lapped the boys and a discussion on a season two supercut is contained within. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in the city of Melbourne, Australia watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS in a hotel room. Taking their microphones to the streets have left some audio quality lacking but plenty of sunny insights from the boys; Johnny Depp is Tim's true star of the 38th watch of the film, Guybo is swimming in rivers he shouldnt' and the pair are being interrupted by fellow street walkers in the great city.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Friendzone has moved! Now it's in Melbourne, Australia. The boiz are loving digging through correspondence about dry spag bol, fans who are watching the movie themselves and discussing briefly featured drag queens, Oceans 13 and Zelda references! Timbly and Guybly are little behind in their Friendzone messgaes so enjoy some letters old, new, borrowed and blue (in tone). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, did you know that Mel Gibson is a creature born of a hellscape called Australia which Satan forged himself and populated with deadly animals? It's true. Also ture; the story 'arc' of WAYF is actually a very flat hill. The boys chat renaissance art, MTV products and the actual artist genius of Maximum Joseph. Plus, James Reid from The Feelers is converting to catholicism and bringing Zacole The Crying DJ with him! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come in from the cold and pour yourself a cup of friendship everybody. Friends talk about things like the Seattle Seahawks and send messages through time and space to communicate between past boyz and present boyz. There's a lot of devil talk, lot of warlock chatter and drop ins from Mavericks, plus sneaky stuff in the bathroom and the academic merit of watching Sex and The City 2. Most importantly however, new instructions the Pay The Boyz Revolution.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guyguy are now so bored of We Are Your Friends they are literally discussing the weather. Three dozen watches is brutal. Not as brutal as the hot new game, Big Pesky Moths though. You gotta cover yourself in meat and just wait for the king moths. It's terrible. Don't worry though, there's some show tunes and also a new game show featuring people from Sussex and a grubby beach!Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Love Nest, with Tim and Guy. The boys try to pin down a definition of 'regular' and finally, the boyz find a listener who got turned onto How Did This Get Made from Worst Idea. There's some great letters, there's some incredible theories. Come get some in the Friendzone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The sound of crickets accompanies the boyz on a walk in the sunshine as they take their recording gear to greener pastures. Terrifyingly large geese, numerous pooping ducks and very noisey cicadas meet the boyz on their travels but they will not be stopped! Guybo gets philosophical about which members of society are performing a job of importance, Timbly pitches a sensational idea for a movie about a briefcase. Somily delivers a solid performance, continuity is on point and we all have a think about bulls inside of china shops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo's pining for his Louisville Slugger of yore and GuyGuy is baffled by time. It's another Friendzone over the internet and the boyz are letting letters from as far afield as Bhutan! Imagine that. This fast running train is derailed briefly by a Beatles title being worked into a message from a fan and there's contact from Grown Ups 2 staffers! Lots of excitement, lots of friendship. Jump aboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbly is at a Tokyo airport, Guybo is in a hot Auckland flat. Both are united in their fight against WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, a movie that has now had its wicked with the brave boyz 34 times. A deeper dive into the Devil Narrative, an investigation into strip malls, Monty speaks German and Batman gets on a plane, leaving about 10 minutes of this episode as a one sided convo. What will be revealed? LICK IT (with your ears) AND SEE (with your ears)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's all jacuzzis and diamond rings in Osaka, Japan for your friend Timbly and rainy days and no sports for The Flash as the boys dive into the Friendzone to thank their friends very much for their support. Listen to this ep to find out what the perfect amound of coffee is and what a quilt is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMGuybo has returned to Auckland so Tim has had to leave for another country and is watching WAYF in a bullet train from Tokyo. In this episode, the pair lay out the pieces for a grand new unifying theory; James Reed (from The Feelers) and Paige from (Gold Star Reality Solutions) are the devil. Not figuritively, litterally. In this trip into Judeo-Christian mythology, Zacole suddenly becomes Jesus(?) and we are still left wondering - Did Somalie and Zacole actually bone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your friends are separated by the Tasman and terrible audio quality! But don't worry about it because one ship that is unaffected by these challenges is FRIENDship! This was recorded at the immediate conclusion of Superbowl 51! So get ready for some instantly dated #SportsChat. Plus your usual assortment of wonderful letters, messages and online communique along with Batman questioning how to pronounce aluminum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMWelp, Old Timbo and Guyguy gone goofed on this one. After a mistake in what time they were going to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and record the podcast - the pair decide to record separate halves of an episode and stitch them together. The result is a decidedly down beat, low energy podcast which just goes to prove that sometimes two people are more than the sum of their parts. Which is two peoeple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMThe boys have decided to take the movie into its natural environment: Da Club. Recorded in downtown Auckland city at a underfilled club on a Friday night, Timbo is sharing personal tales of drug busts at music festivals and Guyguy is coming in hot with da club commentary and questioning Shakespeare's utility.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A surreal dream, a sentimental and Presidential moment, more pizza; Welcome back to the Love Zone. Spindly and Guybo share technical specifications of Patreon podcasting (soon), hats, other stuff. Chook-full of love!Auckland Poddy Fest tickets here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.