The Worst Idea Of All Time

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys get railroaded immediately away from dicsussion of WAYF and on to the topic of Roy Sullivan - a man who's been struck by lightning seven effing times. We learn a little more about which of the fuckbois is university educated, which meal is by far the fanciest of the day AND a new musical act is introduced to the fold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A friendzone in the ten zone, Timbo and GuyGuy are still in different parts of the world but luckily, also still friends. Fan mail this week from Wisconsin, Ah Kansas and SUMMERFEST! A special, brief and quiet return to a certain Partier time in our lives for a funky lil one year also. It's good to be friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZMore #DadHead, more discussion of how these fucbois make their $$$, more people having sex live on Guy's end of the convo. It's a brand new exciting WAYF watch and the lads are still miles apart. Tanya Ramero is back struggling with that shoebox of cash, Page is still trying to copulate with rare and precious minerals and Timbo and GuyGuy are trying to stay positive in the face of a less than ideal situation. A plodding, math heavy episode. The boys hope you like it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's nickname, celebrity high school bullies, calling people 'bro' in Tim's voice; And that's just the first 3 and a half minutes! The Friendzone is the zone for friendship. It's also a space for Timbo and Guyguy to read listener mail, thank contributors and muse on the nature of NZ's potential political landscape (if you combined Lord of The Rings lore and the Flight of The Concords universer). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZAnd brought to you again through the magic of Skype. The boys have been listening by themselves, an ocean apart but nothing can stop them! Tim's making a roast with chilli potatoes, Guy is researching press junkets pre-watch. Guy and Tim introduce the concept of DadHead (JarHead's dad). Page is back and this week, he's trying to have sex with diamonds.The lads also lay down a heavy theory about America exporting propaganda using annoying preppy college boys. You're going to enjoy this, we're all going to have a lot of fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shout out to KIRK LINDSAY for the Gameboy intro/outro based on season two's theme.In the friendzone this week, our good wee boys are separated by a big stretch of water known as the Tasman Sea. Using their wits and technology though, this has proved no match for them. References to Guy's university career, flashback cuts of season one, excellent fan mail and a political ending await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZGuy and Tim are back in the pool and trying to describe the plot of WAYF in a few short minutes. Someone's playing baseball, there's extensive moustache chat. The boys beg the question - What is a comet? GuyGuy attempts a new recurring segment but Timbo is fair from convinced this one is going to go the distance. Also, our main man Monty has lost his underwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the friendzone but Guy's missing some underwear! Trapped at the hands of dastardly technology, it was. But don't worry cause we've got donations and new intros to share. International shout outs, academic references, Gameboy music and your two best brave boys from New Zealand await your audio embrace. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThird watch of the film and the boys' enthusiasm is palpably slowing. Gone are the confident calls of 'Citizen Kane of our generation' and in their place is questioning commentary. Questions about whether Zacole is really the hero we thought OR instead, a homophobic punchy man. Jarhead gets some much deserved spotlight in this ep as does one other quarter of the boys' quadrant, Johnny Depp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the friendzone. A zone where we talk as friends. Tim's got a bee in his bonnet and can't remember which Friendzone it is. Guy's on the top of the world and fears the friendzone turning into a popular comedy podcast from one Marc Maron. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Guy and Tim have done a live record and it's all a bit shambolic. The audio quality is abysmal, the lads are far from perfect too. In a late night, in a comedy club, the second watch has yeilded strangely positive views of the film. Tim called it 'the Citizen Kane of our time'. The death of Squirrel and it's necessity to the narrative is discussed, as is the asshole-ness of (newly minted character) Jar-head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SEE THE MIGHTY BOYS LIVE THIS SATURDAY IN AUCKLAND!Guy and Tim are back in the friendzone rummaging through some listener-created intro track submissions. They're pretty bloody excellent TBQH IMPO. Also - a very expensive prop from Grown Ups 2 is on the market and the Paddy/Zac bro-down experiences an early hurdle.There will be a live recording of their second watch at 11pm this Saturday at Monetcristo Comedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in front of the screen. A screen that will be playing WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, the Zac Effron 2015 DJ movie once a week, every week, for the next year. It's an exciting time. A brand new shiny and altogether shorter adventure awaits our heroes. With no Sandler or Sex gals to hold the boys back are we in for a free and easy ride? Only one way to find out. Welcome to Season Three. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe lads are back in the saddle. But a different saddle. A Pixels saddle. They're joined by Paul Verhoeven of the 28 Plays Later podcast in a very strange hotel room in central Melbourne to watch the 2015, 17% Rotten Tomatoes-awarded film PIXELS. In this podcast mash up (ft a very disturbing mash up intro) Guy, Tim and Paul delve back into the Sandlerverse replete with a Lamensoff, the usual sexism we've come to except AND a beautiful shitworld built on top of beloved franchises. Enjoy the terrible audio quality, a burned out Montgomery and three men united by hate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WorkJuice Presents: The Worst Scripted Event of All TimeBen Acker and Ben Blacker, creators of the Thrilling Adventure Hour, teamed up with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery, the creators/hosts of The Worst Idea of All Time podcast, in which the New Zealand-based comedians watched Grown Ups 2 every week for one year, to bring this one-of-a-kind live show to Los Angeles.After watching Grown Ups 2 for 50 weeks, Tim and Guy wrote their own version of the movie, with their own brain-addled commentary.Acker & Blacker produced this live read of that script starring The Thrilling Adventure Hour's WorkJuice Players Busy Philipps (Vice Principals) and Hal Lublin (We Got This), and TAH friends Kate Micucci (Garfunkel & Oates), Baron Vaughn (Grace & Frankie), Arden Myrin (MadTV), Mark McConville (Superego), Michael McMillian (True Blood), Jason Ritter (Parenthood), Humphrey Ker (Dymock Watson: Nazi Smasher), and Melanie Lynskey (Togetherness).Jordan Katz and the Elements of Style, featuring Eric Kufs, perform the opening and closing music.Are you in LA? Do you want to see the WorkJuice Players live? You're in luck! On Friday, April 22nd, at 10pm at Largo at the Coronet, WorkJuice Presents: Sparks Nevada's "I'm from Earth" Day Special starring Marc Evan Jackson, Paul F. Tompkins, the WJ Players, and very special guests. Get your tickets now: http://ticketf.ly/1UOlRcb Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim pop back in to your ear holes to say hello and fill you in on what's coming soon. Recorded in a Melbourne AirBNB, on a bed, for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from The Bell House in New York City, home to the Sex and The City gals, Guy and Tim are putting a bow on it in front of a live crowd. The knife is replaced, the Brady v Dickbot fight is ending. It's truly the end of an era. Listen with love in your hearts and hope for the lads as they briefly rest before setting out for one more final season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are doing. Whitecliff Jean features, as does Roald Dahl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim share are in NYC! The pair share their epic travelling tales in this mini episode and shower their appreciation on all the contributors to the show. Thank you one and all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are on a plane. They are nearing the end. Tim is reaching very deeply to find a shining light. Guy is crossing the seasonal streams by introducing Steve Buscemi to Mr Big. The pilot is mic'ed up and NZ superstar Kim Crossman is also on board. Not long to go now folks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy, the lads are on the floor, beaten down and the ref has started the count. While not quite out of the fight yet, Guy and Tim are severly injured and mentally damaged. How many Hulk Hogans can stop a comet? What is the game of Cub? What is Coffee Guy's true origin? What was King from Tekken? Only one way to find out folks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim release a mini episode of the podcast to thank people who have been giving us money and let you know our impending plans! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are surrounded by summer. Deciding to open their hearts (and the studio door) to the surrounds welcomes in a bunch of neighbourhood kids cooling off in the pool and the sounds of cicadas. The Knife is also back in the co-host hot seat this week. Regular segments checking in with Brady, Dickbot and everyone's favourite big ideas man, Mr Big combine with discussions on Obama's weed smoking habits, Borat and Jamie Oliver. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep brought to you by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ. The boys have enlisted the assistance of bloody excellent Aussie comedian Becky Lucas (@becky_lucas89) and she has watched the film hung over and emotional. Crying no less than seven times during the film, Becky is bringing some spicy, fair dinkum suggestions to Coffee Guy and Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas. Also on this week's venture; understanding ISIS, sympathy for Carrie and the continuing debate of the Sand Wedge (sandwich?) joke (joke?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim sounds like he's in a box. Why? Because apparently after over 100 episodes, the boys still haven't figured out how to record properly. After disabling his own microphone and having to come through Guy's, Tim is hyped up for The Worst Idea of All Time slummer party. It's a late night viewing and a pitch black podcast record. Another discussion of the 'sand wich' joke, a deep dive into the world of MKP (MPK to the unitiated) and some bold claims about Runkle's acting ability are abound. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This tank is running low on gas folks. But luckily, the end is in sight for our two kiwi battlers. The Church of Noeth(spelling?), the ire of Nicky, the superior swimming skills of Guy - all are on show in this episode. A web-enabled rat super species are now a terrifying possibility and the wedding was probably expensive. ALSO - Guy and Tim are coming back to America for the finale episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's in Wellington, Guy's in Christchurch. But one thing won't change: These boys are spending the morning with MPK and four lovely ladies travelling to Abu Dhabi. The mood is low but shining lights still find a way to punch through. The movie's structure is discussed at a length it doesn't deserve and Brady's out to play.Shout out to Joshua Peters who provided a brand new outro on this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy have blown their storage budget on the five hour episode so have to wait for a new month to click over to upload the new episode. Meanwhile, TWIOAT Experience Vol 1 is available now on Bandcamp. A $5 minimum Best Of collection of Season One of the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep possible thanks to BIGPIPE.CO.NZ (and our gorgeous donators/merch buyers) features an all too overlooked character - Magda, the housekeeper. Is she a competing robot vying with Dickbot for domination? Is she a Russian spy? Miranda's importance to the Rat King arc is drawn out. Mr Big is splitting his focus between deadliest catch and a new idea: retractable, blendable knives in a pack the size of a deck of cards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode made possible by KARMA COLA! Guy and Tim dig into a very heavy Dickbot v Brady episode discussing the possibilities and probabilities of a Rat King going toe-to-toe with a cold, electronic maniac. The Pretender makes an appearance also, as does Viper and some Nickelodeon childhood memories. The boys sell out well and truly with merchandise now available on the website (worstideaofalltime.com if you're curious). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody is going to listen to a five hour episode so I hardly think I need to include a description. Brought to you by both KARMA COLA and BIGPIPE BROADBAND. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's right listeners, Mr Paul Scheer (host of How Did This Get Made) - the reason you probably know about Tim and Guy whatsoever, is finally on the podcast. And it's his third time watching Sex and The City 2! Paul joins the lads from Los Angeles and discusses men's packages, the general apparent loathing among the girls that seems to have spilled into the movie and a lack of desirable male partners for the film's protagonists. Thanks to KARMA COLA for their support of this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim seem to have subbed out for two good ol boys from the American South - Stevenson and Warren. They share stories from their past, their family and their unique perspective on the film shaped by their southern upbringing. BIGPIPE BROADBAND supports this episode, Brady watches over it and Warren and Stevenson wrap it on a musical number. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brought to you by BIGPIPE! Guy and Tim got bored so they've grabbed the microphone and roamed the streets of suburban New Zealand. Their trip includes fireworks blowing up in the background and a quick shop at the supermarket. While freaking out passers by who are watching two men with headphones on talking into beanie, a lot of ground is covered.Tim digs into SJP's comparative acting strengths and weaknesses. He then proceeds to fill in some blanks on Coffee Guy's past. Guy is the smartest man in the room. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's in Melbourne, Tim's in New Zealand. The latter of the boys has strayed and briefly bailed to the glorious internet during this watch as he just couldn't take it anymore. Off the back of this diversion, we've got some IMDB facts about the film this week. A frank discussion on the nature of death by drowning, another chapter in the Brady v Dickdot battle and a flick through Big's Big Book of Ideas ensues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have been sent a Elton John-flavoured Coffee Guy (Man) theme song from a fan. It's time for the Annual Hand Awards, the mere mention of Brady's name is eliciting fear all over the shop and Guy is tickled by an drink pouring extra in the wedding scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KARMA COLA showers the boys in sponsor kisses this week. Guy takes us back to his Canadian adventures, Tim is now working in a bar. Mr Big meanwhile has found a way to sell octopus feces to the masses. Coffee Guy is putting rockets in shoes, on account of his inventor father, ya see? Meanwhile Carrie and Big have been spotted off the usual film set and they have NOT been well received. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is brought to you by Bigpipe so suck on that! Tim and Guy are back to the banal normal vanilla viewings at home and it's not going well. Talk about chimps ripping faces off, musical motifs and far too much time spent discussing whether Sex and The City 2 should have had a subtitle. Coffee Guy has a 4 metre wing span OR DOES HE?! There's a treasure map now and Dusty Springfield makes an appearance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back home. There's no guests. There's no flashy location. There's no live audience. Just two guys, one movie, 32nd watch.Mr Big has a sixteen piece ska band. Guy flips his mattress because of French crumbs and possibly human discharge. A lot of whispering going on. Plus Coffee Guy has started educating children! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in LA doing a live record during the #Audible LA Podcast Festival 2015. AND WHAT AN EPISODE! Guy talks masturbating to Lizzie McGuire, Tim's theory on where cheese comes from (again), the Grown Ups/Sex and The City cross over, random audience member's opinion on whether or not we're comedy geniuses (spoiler: we are) and all the Brady-loving, Mr Big Idea-ing, Shining Lighting, Coffee Guying updates you know and love.Special thanks to our sponsors Karma Cola and Audible.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paul F Tompkins joins the lads for the second part of this special two part episode. Bigpipe.co.nz also joins the fray in the form of a great sponsor. In this edition: PFT takes the lads through a cultural maze including a Streetcar Named Desire and a horror film called Thinner.The Dickbot v Brady rumble gains exciting new perspectives and there's one hell of a three-way scat off as the trio delve into what that crazy coffee consumer is up to this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paul F. Tompkins joins Guy and Tim for a watch of Sex and The City 2. The comedy and podcasting great has seen both movies and every episode of the TV show so watch out for some in depth knowledge about everyone's favourite franchise! The trio cover ground including the Cookie Monster, the oppressive use of fashion and Canterbury prop great Col Barrell (four caps for the ABs but no international matches). ENJOY! Part two to come soon... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads are on a 13 hour flight (in coach, no less) to The States for the 2015 Los Angeles Podcast Festival. But before the big show, they're battling sleeping pills, international date lines and moderate alcohol consumption at 10,000 feet to rejoin their favourite four gals. Tim finds sympathy for Charlotte, Guy finds a opening for Mr Big joining Tenacious D and Karma Cola is bringing the support and love from the homeland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LONG LIVE KARMA COLA (and death to Blaze Pizza), the lads have finally got a show sponsor. The corporate injection has added a spring in Tim and Guy's step but it's only short lived as another diabolical watch of SaTC2 sends their minds in deep theories of AI. Also this week - hidden anti-Government messages Michael Patrick King is trojan horsing into the public concious, terrible metaphorical applications of carbonara sauce and a potential opponent for Brady the Rat King. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back! Now separated by different seas and timezones, Tim is recording from a five star resort in Thailand while Guy has just arrived into Sydney, Australia. With a renewed vigour and keen desire to add some Grown Ups 2 back to the mix, the lads are well and truly back after a significant absence.Loaded with more conspiratorial theories on Michael Patrick King, Mr Big (and his Big Book of Ideas) and a surprisingly long chat on Sony's beleaguered Minidisc technology - this truely is an unmisable chapter of the journey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is angry, tired and lashing out at Guy. Guy is trying to hold the show together. An 11:30pm watch of Sex and The City 2 has proven too much for the NZ based half of the podcasting duo, with Tim barely able to keep his eyes open and mouth moving. Guy meanwhile paints an incredible picture of Mr Big's latest Big Idea - a sexual speak easy franchise which has been funded by Brady - The Ratking. Plus, does Coffee Guy have ties to an intelligence agency linked to the Sheikh? Time will tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friend of the TWIOAT, award-winning comedian Rose Matefeo is back on the podcast, beaten down by 2.5 hours of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte. Hot topics this week include Rose's fascination with when cheating actually matters, an introduction of Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas and the ridiculous campy fashion of SATC2.This week, Rose, Guy and Tim are talking bombs, spies and who would want to see Daniel Craig popping uppers. Plus, exactly what genre of film is Sex and The City 2? Time will tell. Or possibly not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are separated still by thousands of kms (or miles, if you like) and several timezones but NOTHING will stop them watching Sex and The City 2 for the two dozenth time. The boys are upset but sobre. Depressed but communicating.Some fans got in touch who watched the movie with their reviews. Coffee Guy gets a late and quick but still very meta mention this week. And a scandal that Tim's labelling TateGate looks at what might bind Brady The Rat King with Aidan Shaw's kids... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has gone to Europe, Tim is stuck back in New Zealand. It is the middle of the night for Tim, the morning for Guy. The only thing that unites them is a shared, unbridled rage for Sex and The City 2. This recent watch, away from eahc other or anyone else has forced the pair to engage with the film and the results are dire.The lads are not letting Michael Patrick King off the hook this ep, quite the opposite in fact. In between giving the writer/director/producer unhealthy amounts of shade, we get a return to the old favourites as we find out what coffee guy's been up to and find some short, sharp shining lights. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.