The Worst Idea Of All Time

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbley and Flashman have decided to take a breif detour from the streets of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and stroll down Memory Lane to visit Carrie and the girls. The boyz are having trouble listening to each other and Dickbot's bot dick gets a lot of chatter. Plus some armchair psychology on Adam Sandler!Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Timbo and Sean Paul as they attempt a variety of voices reflecting the beautifully diverse range of locales from which they receive correspondence. Of particular note: Timbo's extended run at a Russian affectation and Sean Paul scolding the boyz in a refined British accent regarding where the school term sits in different parts of the world.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTempers are frayed and temperatures are hotter than ever - the boys are back for 2017 and sweating their little tushies off in the studio to watch Zacole fail to make good music again. Tim decapitates a mosquito, leading the boys to discuss the relative measure of heroics and bravery in the context of the insect world and Illuminati comes up a bunch. Basically, to try and not discuss the movie again.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Worst Idea for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim threathens another Worst Idea-inspired tattoo and lovely listeners (AND SNAKES) from across the entire planet of Earth get in touch with the boys to share stories of sporting woe, film cameos and showing off with their use of the word morose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMAre you all still here? It's 2017 now. Tim and Guy are still watching the movie. if you've had a longing for a Worst Idea episode that discusses the 1986 family-adventure-robot hit Short Circuit or for a literal shining light or for the boiz to really bring it to NZ-based conservative political action group Family First? Have you got some curiosity about what happens when a human corpse goes into a dehumidifier? Then this one is for you.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time of the annual 2016 Friendzone/TWIOAT Top Seven Countdown for The Year! Timbo and Flash undertake bringing you the best seven moments of 2016 in between giving you letters of car crashes, hats, Grown Ups 2 watches and more! Enjoy as we usher in 2017 and even more watches of We Are Your Friends. Not for you though - just for your humble fucboiz - G&T! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMIt's Christmas time, Timbo and Guy - two guys watching a Max Joseph crime...Watch 27 is hot on the heaps of Santa's sleigh this year and we're joined by Batman's houseguest: Shadie. And what better time to introduce a brand new religion within the world of WAYF? Guitars, behind the scenes chicanery and finding out what Jarhead really thinks a party: These are #Just27thWatchThingsTrailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An extended plug for Guy's new side-poddy HOSTING preceeds a lovely sit down with a beer as the Worst podcasters of all time pour through lovely messages, donations and letters from the best listeners of all time. In the zone this week, we've got teachers, Norbit haters and THEN IT ALL GOES MR MONTGOMERY! A phone call from Guy's dad, live in the Friendzone record takes over and is now yours to enjoy. So enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMFusion reactors, super computers and alchemy: This is the ultimate goal of Gold Star Realty Solutions. Peter Thiel, immortality and self-experimentation. ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TALKED ABOUT IN A PODCAST ABOUT WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. A reverse Medusa has been created in the WorstIverse and his name is Kevin - a product of attractive people screwing, leading to a dark and powerful set of powers - partially imbued by Lucifer himself.What is becoming of our heroes, TimGuy and GuyTim? Have they finally unravelled? They're only at the halfway mark and it's all getting pretty weird. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flashbo and TimGuy are back in their friend seats with their friends in the Friendzone. We've got MacBooks at the end of their life cycle, we've got letters from Worst Idea fans, we've got A NEW MUSIC THEME from Christopher Brown (not the bad one). Also, mediocre brothers, fantastic sisters and Guy and Tim trying to dissect each other flaws and skills. PLUS blast from the past to our Blaze Pizza sponsorship.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLETimbo is a guest of this episode of Guybo's poddy - The Worst Idea of All Time. Ole Monty ain't happy because his co-host is now ONE WATCH AHEAD in his WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS viewing. The boiz are talking The Sandler Approach to film-making and the biggest thing missing from WAYF - Efron's erect noodle. Some great character play coming out again from Flash himself and a take on the best bit about young kids from the Battman.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are just two friendly friends, hanging out with their other friends - The listeners of TWIOAT. Great meta theories in this ep, a good shout out to the great weather and a huge thank you to all the contributors. Plus PATREON's a coming so stay very tuned to the Facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime page.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMTimbly ventures in the cold We Are Your Friends wilderness by himself after losing a bet in the previous episode. Talk of super villain baby cryers, vomit-filled bathrooms and dried up cake await you. Plus, an overly extended metaphor to describe the film involving aeroplanes. Let Batman's despair be your podcast enjoyment!Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy and TimTim are very thankful for all their lovely fans and their excellent messages of support. The Flash is back to doing voices, Batman is delving into horoscopes. There are some truly, TRULY excellent fanmail in this zone so: Get. It. In. You.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMThe boys are up to their 24th watch (though this is news to Timbo) and it is becoming apparent they have no any desire to engage with the film. What they would prefer is to talk about milk. The nature of it, the social propriety attached to its consumption and the changing appropriateness of it as one ages. Guyguy lays down a framework for a good omelette and confesses to a heavy sugar intake during his university years while trying to impress children with his reckless diet. A bet is placed which backfires spectacularly for Spindley and this week, we've got a special, sentimental cocktail with a lot of diary and a little narcotics.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GuyGuy's dropping names with reckless abandon and Timbo's got socks full of loose change. The boiz tackle qustions such as; Where should four Samanthas and one dog go to vacation? Is Cheaper By The Dozen 2 a good movie? What does it mean to be 'a card'? Letters from truck drivers, particle physicists and everyone in between. We really have the best friends, don't we folks?Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLE.COMRecorded at the Now Hear This festival in Anaheim, California - the boiz are joined by actor, funny human and dreamer of dreams Michael McMillian. After the best laid plan of the boiz to watch the film early in the morning with their guest go awry, a new plan is laid down to haul their hungover guest host across and coals and have him watch the film while Timbo and Flash talk through their 23rd viewing. There's highs, there's lows and you better believe there's threats involving The Knife.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNY (use code 'WORSTIDEA' at sign up)Your boiz are back in New Zealand and Guybo couldn't be happier to see Timbly after a mere day and half spent apart. In this Friendzone we explore the business model of TWIOAT, travel to far off lands like Savannah, Georgia and explore the deep emotional recesses of Spindley and Flash's minds.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY AUDIBLEWelp, our boiz done goofed the recording and failed to hit the record button on their magic speaky machine and as a result, this live episode is brought to you with all the clarity of an iPhone accidentally taping a conversation in someone's pocket in a busy nightclub. Enjoy the highs and lows of this fabulous foray to Portland and feel like you're right there in the room with Guybo and TimTam as they dig back into that classic, We Are Your Friends - this time with added Portlanders!Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYSTUDIO.COMIt's a Friendzone on the road, recorded in West Hollywood, Los Angeles as Guy and Tim share a bed in the led up to their Now Hear This appearence in Anaheim. Get set for a wild ride with milk, Lions and bluetooth speakers.Trailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live at The Children's Creativity Museum in front of a live audience. Spindley and Guybo have just watched the film in a self-contained fartbox, partially at 120% speed; A real game changer! Hear a story about Rugrats ill-conceived sequel series (which may or not be real), a rant against the 49ers and James Reid's secret masturbatory preferences.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SOON TO SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (if there is a God)The boys open the mail bag and guess what? People are listening to the other LittleEmpirePodcast.com podcasts. Guybo is pulling out a fairly questionable 'Texas' accent and Timbly wants to hear from more people who have approached the void.American West Coasters, come see us live: San Fran (21 Oct), Portland (22 Oct) and at NOW HEAR THIS in Anaheim (30 Oct). All info at BlazePizza.co.nz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy. Guybly and Timbo have returned to Prawn Salad territory and they've brought their friend (comedian & Two And A Half Count podcast co-host) Rhys Mathewson out to play. This episode is not recommended for new listeners.Tickets for Portland & San Fran Oct 2016 shows: blazepizza.co.nzNow Hear This Podcast Fest: use the code 'WORSTIDEA' to save 25% (the boys are Sunday @ 11am): nowhearthisfest.comTrailer: The Male Gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are attempting to WARN YOU about the upcoming episode of Worst Idea and promote their upcoming trips to Portland and San Fran (grab your tickets now). There's also lovely messages of support, not so lovely (but ultimately lovely) messages of terrible Christmas presents AND big news for the business of #TWIOAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA GODDAMMIT!Do you know how many cats died in the making of Milo and Otis? Let's find out. The Knife joins Timbo and GuyGuy and it's making everyone a little nervous. But it's also fun. In this tired ep, hear Timbly recount an amazing account of someone's life which hopefully doesn't exist in the real world and join The Flash as he shows his anger at app developers again. Is Elon Musk a cool name? Probably.Go to www.blazepizza.co.nz for live show tickets for San Fran and Portland! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a #TWIOAT first, the Friendzone was recorded live in front of a global online audience. This episode is an unedited and unabridged copy of the audio from the broadcast from International Podcast Day 2016 (Oct 1). It long, it is winding, it is an all time blow for audio quality. This one is for real fans only, I'd say. #PayTheBoiz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A live streaming video Friendzone is coming VERY SOON!Streaming live at BlazePizza.co.nz and GoldStarRealtySolutions.com30 Sept 2016 [6pm LA / 8pm Chicago / 9pm NYC]1 Oct 2016 [2am London / 3am Berlin / 6am Uzbekistan / 11am Melbourne / 2pm New Zealand] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AIN'T SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA YET, THAT'S FOR SURE!It's the second watch in one day and the boys are trying to talk about anything that isn't the movie. The Knife is back! Death Blart gets a shout out. The Maximum Joseph film maing philosophy is explored - It's every department out for themselves! Is Timbo on a No Fly list? What's on Guybo's internet history? How do you act eating a birthday cake? It's all under the intense spotlight this week. #PayTheBoiz #GetBlazedGetPaidTrailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The old Timbo is running out of coffee and it's creating a heated intro to the Friendzone. Things continue to get teste when Guybo questions the validity of syncing Led Zep's Dark Side of the Moon to the original Wizard of Oz movie. Last names are accidentally spilled, cysts are further discussed and one of the boiz is fearful of committing to the L word. Plus, Monty reaches DEEEP into the accent bag at the end of the ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (yet)The boiz are back together in the flesh at last and they're so excited about it they confidentally f up which epsiode they're up to, right outta the gate. United, Guybo and Timbly turn on Zacole and deconstruct the flaws behind this issue-ridden 'hero' of the film. They then turn their critical eyes to the problems with Summerfest (and there's a lot). Also this week - is this truly Page's film? The Flash turns out an amazing sentimental prank and #TWIOAT is back to courting Blaze Pizza. So please, tweet a selfie and tag in @BlazePizza @GuyMont and @Tim_Batt. Together, we'll get these boys paid.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A zone in which Guy and Tim plug comedy gigs that have now already happened (sorry, little late to publish this one) and Tim reveals what lies in waiting at BlazePizza.co.nz - a domain he personally owns. A national kiwi shaming of our whacky naming scheme for sports teams is shouldered by the boiz and the concept of a Very Grown Ups Christmas is suggested by a listener. Ultimately, it's all about LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guybo and Timbo conclude their latest long distance watch of WAYF with an extended discussion on the nature of soft serve, ice cream and the use of these labels. Is a sexual revolution coming to musical instruments thanks to James Reed and Zacole? The merits of a Steak and Shake's hand-dipped milkshakes are chewed over and the return of a very special guest THE KNIFE 2.0! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYSTUDIO.COMGuy and Tim are still apart but the Friendzone is a big enough zone to ignore that physical limitation. This zone's got celeb friends, conspiratorial friends, 80s pop music friends. The lads discuss how you should probably approach the drinking games. Pokemon Go gets some time on the zone. Guybo gets his geography corrected and Timbly appreciates funding for snacks in the asylum this year of WAYF will surely send him to. Plus, we're getting back over to the /r/TWIOAT sub on Reddit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spindly has had the rare treat of watching the film with his girlfriend, a viewer who is in the Learner's Jacuzzi (never seen WAYF before). Flash, meanwhile has watched the film solo in Lambourn, England. This week there's a new-found empathy for the most punchable face in the film. There's anger. Timbo's lashing out at GuyGuy again but this time, he hasn't been drinking. The terms 'failing out' and 'spin' get a jolly good airing as does some MAXIMUM VOLUME for MAXIMUM JOSEPH. And just what in the heck has happened to Guy's sister? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH! Midway through this Friendzone, your boy Flash regales an increasingly quesy Timbly with a story of European medical misadventure. Thanks to Keith Stebor for providing a new theme this week that goes some way to bringing us back from the horrible, disgusting abyss.Also a lovely wee sample of WALK OUT BOYS is what you're hearing at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kearny (Guybo) is beaming in from Rome, Italy and Jimbo (Timbo) is in Auckland. Together, yet apart, they've just watched We Are Your Friends for the 14th time this year. This watch is all about the social melting pot of suburban life and Guy's design for New Zealand's new flag, which involves lyrics written in the man's own blood. A lot of attention on that birthday cake this week. And strippers. AND surrending to Adam Sandler/Netflix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spindly Timbly Wimbly has been in the wars and his body is giving up on him. But that will not stop him offering a full troated apology to all in sundry for his unnecessarily agressive performance on the last episode. Guy continues to be thwarted by subpar European internet connections and your favourite hosts of a show where-they-watch-and-review-the-same-film-every-week-for-a-year have a big announcement regarding HOWL.FM! All this and more listener mail than you can shake a stick at [though technically, at what point can you NOT shake a stick at something because of its size? What a strange idiom]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZRyan Heron (I dunno, Guy's mate? He makes movies, get over it) joins us for a Skype watch of We Are Your Friends split between NZ and Spain where Guy and Ryan are. Knowing no Spanish. Like, none. Tim's been doing some lonely drinking and finds a new appreciation for the film. Ryan muses on the possibility of JarHead losing his life rather than Squirrel, or possibly multiple boiz. The looking pool is back and we have (from memory) the first ever unsuccessful pitch session on the podcast. #JarheadsGonnaBeJarhead #DickFullOfDiamonds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY OMNYAPP.COMIt's symbiosis, it's a laggy connection to Spain, it's bongo drums, it's fudging your birth certificate cause you're an Olympic athlete from a developing nation. It's The Friendzone, is what it is. In this obscenly late to be released update to the TWIOAT canon; The Flash and Timbly Wimbly are sharing recent tales of medical woe, letters from people who don't know what Bongo Drums are AND trying to improve the American banking system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - the only internet provider who will throttle neither you, nor your family.This week the boys are joined by their first guest for the season: Alice Snedden of the newly released Boners of The Heart podcast (out now!) This week's ritualistic act of cinematic self-flagellation is thankfully detoured by a delightful anecdote delivered by Alice about a production of High School Musical she'd just seen, put on by a bunch of apparently lackluster kids. A return to Gettin' Sentimental and at long last THE PITCH segment is back too. Enjoy, and listen to Boners Of The Heart and go to Facebook.com/BonersOfTheHeart too. Good on ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guybo and Timtim are apart again. Separated by great distances but draw together by their journey in cinema. The Friendzone is a zone for theories, letters and every now and then, Guy's mum to join us. Can Tim sing? Are all the WAYF boys warlocks? Not sure - some these letters are very long! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do sex toys come to life in the Toy Story universe? Is Johnn Depp a knifeguy? What's the audience for a Swiss Army knife? Probably the Swiss Army! But those other two questions stand. With renewed vigour, your favourite fucboiz run into battle against Zacole, Jarhead and the rest of the gang for the 11th time. Shining lights are casting a harsh light on the lack of plot and Tim seems to think Pixar doesn't make films. Or something. It's all a bit hard to follow. The only thing you need to remember is: Mouth full of concrete, dick full of diamonds (that's the Gold Star Reality difference!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Come to the Frienzone, and have a good time. Yes, it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Cause making friends is the best idea of all time!Taxes, letters of love, people named Alasdair - this Friendzone truly has it all. Tim needs to warm up before launching into the mailbag, Guy is happy as Larry due to running, a slice from Alice and not having just watched We Are Your Friends. We learn the German for 'punchable face' and a dope potential sequel for WAYF is submitted from a listener. Also, Guy does more accents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - they're the internetOh boy, what a stinker. Bring on the drinks cause this episode is just a sad little convo between two sad little boys. Why are we all still here doing this? It's unconscionable. The only way this would be any sadder is if you weren't here listening. ANYWAY.Guybo and Timbley Wimbley are back at again, praising Page - everyone's favourite 2D character. The stars are engaged in a talent quest with backflips, whistling and cry-DJing. Mayor Steve from NYC makes a breif appearence. It's all a bit of a mess really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo needs some alone time, Guybo is trying to find the best party convo locale. Here in the Friendzone we're always looking to meet new friends and sometime, fall asleep immediately. Big ticket items on the menu this week, Guy has a gig in Welly coming up and Tim is starting a podcast network (Insta @LittleEmpirePodcasts | Twitter @https://twitter.com/littleempirepod). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZGuy is trying to show the movie the respect it has shown him on this, its ninth outing, which ain't a ton. Tim is addressing questions of why the boys didn't pick a sequel for this season (sort of) and opens up a can of worms trying to guess at what WAYF2 would even be. Paul McCartney conspriacies, talk of James Cameron's Titanic and what is a peanut? It's the final single digits watch of Zacole's ticket to DJ fame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEY, THERE'S A THEME SONG NOW! The Friendzone is really coming of age. Lots of lovely letters, donations and theories about the film in this zone AND more talk of the elusive NZ hardcore/grind metal scene. Immigrants and emigrants and podcast shout outs for all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZTim attempts to become the Zacole. He's dived right into the soundtrack of We Are Your Friends which is setting a dangerous precedent for absorption of the product. Meanwhile, in the movie, phone calls start crossing interdimensional bounds and land in the Entourage universe. Johnny Depp is a tiny ant man. Tim Gunn is a ham. "Improv is a tragedy within comedy" - Tim Batt; June, 2016. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello to you, friend of TWIOAT. Hopefully. Here's who else made it into the zone: Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Curious Charles, a poet named Patrick AND Beyonce. Guy and Tim also discuss the man from Nantucket, Hamilton and The Comedian's Comedian podcast. Everything, that's anything, that's not watching We Are Your Friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.