The Worst Idea Of All Time

Michael Patrick King is an imaginary character invented by Sarah Jessica Parker, Tim is impressed by almost literally everyone. Tim also explores how to survive on a desert island with Miranda's boss, Tom. Guy attempts to defend his position of having Usian Bolt like speed over middle distance running ability. Coffee guy and the Rat King Brady have teamed up and plenty more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim decide to try and form a drinking game out of Sex and The City 2. Just like the Grown Ups 2 version of the game, things get messy quickly and the rules are less than obvious. Discussions of America's holiday pay, Charlotte's ample bossomed nanny and violent threats from Tim against Guy are all on the table. The lads also seem to have a strong yearning to return to their season one Sandlerific movie, which just goes to show: The grass is always greener on the other side. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are back on the couch and this week joined by professional film reviewer Dom Corry of TheGoodInMovies.com and BOY IS HE FIRED UP! Having followed the TV series across its many seasons, Dom brings a knowledge, enthusiasm and articulation rarely heard on this God-forsaken project. It's a refreshing change of pace and one that Tim is constantly battling against. Meanwhile Guy's taking a backseat and tricking Mr Corry on the extra-circular (and very spiritual) activities of 'Sex' cast members. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fruit bowls should not be viewed travelling. The Pope is rocking a Prius, maybe because you're buying a six inch chicken fillet sub. New Hampshire's amazing rugby team love shins! Meanwhile we should all be Decalling Our Niqabs. And if Sex and The City 2 is like an acid trip - what KIND of acid trip is it like? Only one way to find out... LISTEN TO THIS EP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How long does a corpse take to break down inside a camel? How could Guy and Tim improve Sex and The City 2? How cold is SO cold that you start fighting white people? What's the best time to nag a clothes dryer? These are the questions two guys from New Zealand ask at 1am after watching the movie for the 18th time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's asleep. Katy Perry has been sucked into an inter-dimension portal and is now representing this earthly realm in other galaxies. The costume department are DC comic book fans. Coffee man has been involved in a horrific but hilarious skydiving incident. Tim can't get enough of Samantha's concrete bangs and the lads dip back into Paddy Swartz territory. Guy postulates that Tim is involved in a liberal conspiracy involving ear wax and John Grisham (who may or may not be dead). Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore from the Cheap Tuesday podcast join Guy and Tim for their sixteenth watch of the film and it quickly descends into a 1am drunken free for all. Nic and Joe try their best to recreate the entire film in 4 minutes and barely miss a single plot point. We discover that Mr Big is possibly colourblind and that he should be called JJ (or Big J). We also happen upon the possibility of Carrie is magical. Enjoy this extra (arguably TOO) long guest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Michael Patrick Harris make Sex and The City 2 exlusively on iPhone4s and one Macbook? Is the movie aging, like a human? Should Carrie's book really have been a book? What is the sentient robot spirit Billy? Should Steve be reading audiobooks? Is this too many questions? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An AM watch of the movie hasn't done much to lift the spirits of Guy and Tim. During yet another punishing viewing of the film, a plumber appeared, flatmates were in and out but when the excitement lowered and dust settled - it was just another morning with two idiots on a couch.In this celebrity heavy ep, the lads discuss a love of Sarah Michelle Gellar, discuss Angelina Jolie's vile of blood and question whether Freddy Prince Jnr's kids are good kids. Also Austin Powers and some actual Sex and The City chatter to boot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back just two days after their last trip to Abu Dhabi. In a far more upbeat mood than last episode when we left our heroes, the lads are tackling issues as diverse as Madonna, the human body while electrocuted and punching horses. Guy's appreciating the ladys' propensity to get boozed in all circumstances, Tim's trying to see some positivity in a music cue. Meanwhile, there's a weird glitch in the Matrix involving a magazine on a plane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh off a comedy tour, Guy has arrived back in town and first order of business is sitting down for a late night watch of Sex and The City 2 with Tim. It's not pretty. As the lads come, probably the closest to blows since their project begun, the over-exhausted mental spillings of the plucky kiwis are juvenile, puerile and just plain stupid.Guy is keen to discuss boner etiquette, Tim's digging into the Rat King mythology and ringing random phone numbers. Meanwhile the one dozenth watch crawls depressingly by. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have turned their heads inside out watching the movie for the 11th time and it's taken ahold of their sanity. Let the record show, these boys are going quite bonkers, inventing false narratives about Brady becoming a rat king, Carry's floor being littered with noodles as a goof and a whole lot of semen involved with Mr Big's latest venture.Tim's also discovered a great new error, a new dimension is added to our favourite coffee addict and Guy's gabbing about brooms. A lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in front of a live audience in downtown Auckland at The Montecristo, the lads' Sex and The City 2-watching has now reached double digits. Tim explores his rich employment and travel past, Guy comes up with seven great ways to use a self-regeneration power. A fantastic idea for SATC3 is put forward and we find out how to use the phrase "Like a corpse in a cyclone". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are on death's door. After a weekend where the two lads collectively performed in 11 comedy shows and made from scratch a entire short film, they are absolutely spent. The resulting watch of Sex and The City 2 is distracted, tired and filled with red wine. Guy ponders the results of Brady's mouse maze experiment and we get a visit from the podcast's first sponsor, the CEO of Cogs Unlimited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back from a short absence but it's like no time has passed between the last watch of Sex and The City 2. This time, the lads are watching in front of a live audience downstairs in the concrete basement of a pizza restaurant - The Montecristo, which the boys are running as a new comedy venue in their hometown. Tim's upset at a wedding drummer, Guy runs through the nightmare of eating diamonds and many confused and confusing film references (including Ghostbusters, Wizard of Oz and Shawshank Redemption) also insue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australian comedian Gen Fricker joins Tim and Guy for a hugley disappointing watch of Sex and The City 2. As a 'Sex' fan, Gen is thoroughly hurt by the movie and wastes no time in lighting the fuse on a feminist hurricane of a podcast. The lads new bestie, Gen provides a much needed take from a fan of the original series and discusses live tigers being nailed to walls, taking drugs in a cupboard and what friendship is all about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are both naked, least for a pair of underwear each. They sit together on a couch, under a blanket, watching Sex in The City 2 for the sixth time in as many weeks on a small screen tablet connected to a bluetooth speaker. The kiwi lads are still in Melbourne, Australia. They have lost their minds.This episode features a fan fiction story from Tim, multiple accusations from Guy to his fellow podcaster and some math on a calculator watch. Enjoy. They sure didn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this fifth watch of Sex and the City 2, Tim and Guy welcome back friend of the podcast James Acaster as a coping mechanism. The episode that follows a gruelling fifth watch of the film covers an exciting new name for small vibrators, Carrie’s precarious standing as a fashion icon, a role play of just how the movie got over the line in the first place and an exciting new theory on just exactly where our favourite extra is off to. Spirits are neither high nor low, the movie is undeniably too long and you can’t see it, but the boys have fear in their eyes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are late but back in front of screen showing them the studio gem Sex and The City 2. Pumped up on theories about a certain coffee drinking extra, their contempt for the girls and concern for the Director/Writer/Producer Michael Patrick King's workload, this is one heck of an ep.The lads roll round covering everything from Ghostbusters to The Deadliest Catch and it's an all round good time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no, something terrible has happened. The boys initial recording of this watch has been lost to the sands of time due to a technical glitch. So now, at 1am on a Monday night, the boys are jumping straight back into the pool to record an episode. For some reason Guy and Tim have taken it upon themselves to record it while walking about the neighbourhood at night. The discussion takes a night walk from egyptian cotton to Mormonism to what constitutes an eighth of an orgasm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THANKS TO mattmulholland.com for our brand new intro!Guy and Tim are so very, very tired. After watching the movie very late at night the lads are sounding scattered and croaky. Guy pitches a new movie which Tim inserts Sally Jesse Raphael into. Tim tries to get a picture of Guy's mind post-watch. Both boys' sense of dread at the length of the film is dawning hard and fast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back on the couch with a brand new movie to watch weekly for a calendar year. That movie is Sex and The City 2. What ensues is a half hour chat, strolling through topics such as the technical abilities of the US State Department, the definition of motherhood, the publicity budget of Suzanne Somers' book agent and a very special cameo we did not expect. It's the start of a brand new exciting adventure and the lads are feeling pretty bloody upbeat, all things considered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.