The Worst Idea Of All Time

Spindly and Flash share some touching, hilarious and informative mail from some Friendz™. This time we got some juicy-sized (but under-producing) nuts, exasperated listeners who cannot recommend the pod to others and standby paint foremen and their son/boss.Please come to our live shows this month in NYC, Chicago, Portland and LA.Every Stupid Question can be heard here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this 47th (not 48th, despite what you’ve heard) watch the fellas discuss Timbo’s future plans for tepid baths and VR headsets, the time old question - splitter vs one-hitter and the comedy stylings of Carrie Bradshaw. Then it’s a deep dive into the narration of our aforementioned protagonist who leads a pack of women hungry for adventure and PEEN. Also, Pierce Brosnan and Nathan lane should be the new Mario Brothers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s watch 46 and Charlotte is a confirmed xenophobe, again. The wait staff are getting treated like garbage, again. Carrie Bradshaw is a confusingly bad writer, again. However, this time the fellas have the aid of a feminist essay! Timbo and Guyguy try to figure out what Monopoly is and isn’t, the cultural differences between Americans and Kiwis, and how much disregard one should hold for sharing credit card numbers on a podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fellas are sifting through some beautiful (though slightly dated) mail. In this Friendzone, we’ve got a feminist essay, a teacher using the podcast to impart English lessons and a missed Sandler opportunity. Let’s get converting out there, everyone! Otherwise this pair of podcasters will forever feel bad about their kiwi accents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are watching everywhere - they're watching in a Zoomy, they're watching in a room-y. Tim's very tired and booking flights he's not using. Guy is snake charmer now. One thing remains - there are VERY few continuity errors in this movie. HOWEVER TIM FOUND ONE THIS WATCH! Great stuff. You either die the Samantha or live long enough to become the Carrie. All this AND Mattress Pikelet King's face: SEVERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are coming in hot everyone! Look out for those right-angle erections, unsupportive and yawning podcast co-hosts and a pitch to make this movie 50 minutes long. There's unfortunately not enough shirts to go around and sadly, we've been removed from the social area because someone's having relationship problems. outrageous. Plus, smoking: Why would ya? Come see us live: LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy are hanging out and feel reeeeeal good about it. Timbly is dodging media requests after socking it to a conservative church trying to become a political party and Guybo is nursing some ailing loved ones. But what it’s all about is the friendz and they have truly blessed us with their messages.Come see us live in Auckland, NYC, Chicago, Portland OR and LA! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Auckland Libertarians: Show this SundayA 21.5hr phone call, a half-finished poem and a whole lot of sickness. The boiz are not having fun. Guyguy is sick as a dog, Timbo is frustrated with the film and his podcast partner. Some big questions get asked of Mattress Pikelet King, an attempt is made at deciphering the gals’ star signs and there’s plans for Sex and The City: The TV Series: The Movie: The Board Game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy started the watch separately and have come together to compare dads. Meat Loaf is under rated. Music is under rated. Timbo's been getting electrically shocked, The Flash has a song in his heart. All told, the boiz have done all in their power to avoid chatting about the movie this time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's mum and partner are saddened and frustrated by his constant work on the project. Timbo believes he has the solution to this: Guy must cut these people out of his life. Monty's partner, Chelsea steps out of the shadows to put her thoughts on Steve into a microphone. The boiz establish the wedding guests at Big and Carrie's big day and devolve into a full-throated sledging match. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is in his girlfriend's childhood bedroom in the nation's capital, recovering from hosting a comedy show for new comics that did not go well. Tim's in the sunken place with the film but it's not entirely bad. However the meat of this episode, is Timbo and Guyguy plotting Sex and The City: The Musical. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim got to watch the film with his wife this time and had a very passable time. Guy on the other hand is worrying his mother by his persistence with this podcast. The boiz chat about their dreams, jointly self-identify as Charlottes and discovering some very angering information about a particular Paddy-endorsed pizza chain.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hard to say what is and isn't a new low on this show but either way, things are bleak. Timbo doesn't even know which watch this is. Guyguy is on a kind of holiday in the South Island of New Zealand. Lot of plane chatter. Lot of couple watching. If you're still with the boiz at this point, you deserve a medal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"By and large, it was nice having you there" such was the beginning of perhaps, the boiz most contentious episode yet. This 37th watch quickly veers hard into probing questions about forming a romantic relationship with a non-human. Castaway is too long, a lesser known Willie Nelson hit is mentioned and Guyguy is impressed by Miranda's ability to act like a human inside of this film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the podcast of Guyguy and Timbo, together with you, the Libertarian and sole listener of this podcast to give an entirely positive review of Sex and The City: The Movie. It is a triumph of cinema. Let’s go down some important cul de sacs together and shine a light on MPK. For He is the way, the truth and the light. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and GuyGuy are getting too close to the truth now and Zuckerberg is trying to shut the Frosty Fellas down. Turns out Sex and The City: The Movie may actually be satire hitting out against extreme consumerism (but curiously ignoring 9/11). Carrie Bradshaw is taking the piss out of using a Starbucks. And the boiz themselves: They’re out of runway and out of hours in the day for anything apart from this movie. Good thing there’s a delicious bow-tie man waiting for them in the back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne and featuring a new knife! Timbo is afraid Monty resents him. Guy can't shine to his brightest and Carrie's continuing to do battle with her own psyche in the form of Louise. Mr Big is bad at real estate deals, the boiz get a present from a fan who may have fallen on hard times. Plus Fergie, kerfuffles, and a complete existential break down from Timbo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are together in Melbourne and recording on a balcony 34 floors in the air. They contemplate the nature of conversation, the value of older men, the Worst Idea project itself, and briefly, jumping to their deaths. Big has no groomsmen. Tim is on the verge of tears over depriving Monty from hitting the beach. The pair delve further into the Louise Conspiracy and low barriers to high buildings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy has struggled through a very difficult watch in Melbourne but Tim has stumbled across one of the single most important theories in the history of The Worst Idea of All Time: Louise is not real. She is a figment of Carrie’s imagination, wrought with the guilt of discovering she is a horrible person. It’s Fight Club meets M. Night Shyamalan meets Sex meets a City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim experiments with his blood sugar out of shear boredom which to the anxiety of Monty, who meanwhile has had a wonderful time on the watch and bails on Tim for a laff. Someone has taken a dumb in a bureau, Carry doesn't know where babies come from and Coat Check guy is part of a grand conspiracy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our old mate (and current Kiss 101.1FM host in Melbourne) PJ Harding joins the boiz for their 30th watch and asks the question; Does going through with this project watch after watch show weakness or strength? The trio try to get to bottom of Steve v Miranda, discuss solo drinking in airports and hotels, examine the food of Sex and The City and share EVEN more personal stories of self-defecation.@pjdeejay (Personal Insta) & @jaseandpj (Radio Insta) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo and Guyguy are putting on their running shoes to chat about… SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE. You, sole listener of Libertarian persuasion, will be treated to hearing Guy as Tim does every episode, through a Skype connection. Monty has a crack at a continuity error, Tim feels bad for Guy getting up at 5am and steadfastly denies that water counts as company. Plus, Harry’s cool sex book: Harry Suits Ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mattress Pikelet King's house has been visited by a listener! Our memories of The Never-ending Story have been revisited! We get explanations on 76 Trombones, Tim’s great movie recommendation, a brief history of Blockbuster Video, some shade thrown at Matthew Broderick and correspondence from an honest to goodness Master Sergeant.If you’re in Melbourne, please come to our show: LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aussie comedian and broadcaster Gen Fricker is here, revisiting a film she hasn’t seen since the big screen watch at the end of a relationship. Gen gives us the most intense turn-of-phrase imaginable to describe what drawing outside the lines means and the trio discuss the gals are doing nothing for anyone. Gen spearheads a dive into the attachment styles of all of the gals pitches for online streaming continuation of this franchise.@genfricker (Instagram) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is sleep-deprived from humidity and a puppy pooing inside. After reaching out on Twitter to broadcast his dismay, he gets a call from Radio New Zealand to check on him (included at the end of this episode). Meanwhile Guy puts forward a fantasy of seeing Carrie and Big staring death down from his penthouse wardrobe and the pair discuss how to get into the movies if you have $10,000. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honestly, might be worse than part one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honestly, not the boiz' best work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve unleashed a plague of mosquitoes in the studio to greet kiwi comedian Mel Bracewell who joins the boiz to discuss dog sexuality, whether Sandy from Spongebob is a woman and Miranda getting the short end of the stick. We ask why/how Carrie is always wearing pearls to bed, instruct Americans (especially East Coasters) to come join the rest of us and bottle your feelings and dig into the difference between Men’s and Women’s bathrooms. Plus, an out-of-this-world pitch from Mel.@melaniebracewell (Insta) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have had a fight but it’s OK now. The boiz turn to Cosmo's 'Which Sex and The City gal are you' quiz to pass the time. Timbo’s interested in The Flash’s dick pics and acting experience (shout out to the Breaker Uperers) and we enjoy some beautiful haiku poems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy wants to home in on some script critique on a lack of food critique in the dialogue. The boiz investigate what else Steve has been up to and wouldn’t you know it, Siri is listening in. A divergent path into the Snowden files, an apology from humanity to rats and explanations on how New Zealand sensibilities are destroying cafes and economies await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Tim's first ep travelling, he wants to vomit cause Big keeps trying to devour SJP’s nose. We’ve got some readings from the Sex and The City Movie book (which came from the rubbish dump) and much more proof that Big is illiterate. Then, on to the important business of fleshing out the adventures of Rev Chris Noth. Noath? Nowth? What we do know is climate change is simply propaganda from Big Tree! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is getting fed up with America’s weird date format and Timbo is packing a bong for this special 420 episode. The Flash is effusive with praise to begin with but soon becomes positively irate with his watch-mate not accepting his Coffee Guy theory. There’s stories of careers past in call centres, office crushes, debt collection and a big question: Are Tim and Guy any good at conversation? Hope so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Ayo Edebiri guests on this episode and predicts how the post-American implosion will play out regarding Walmart sofas and their owners. Ayo cracks the case on why Charlotte actually shits her pants, Brady is running in 2040 and the guys reveal they have just one listener: a staunch libertarian. Plus, the incredible career of musician Pink and another exciting edition of Inside The Lines.@ayoedebiri (Twitter) @ayoedebiri (Instagram) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are joined by comedian/TV writer Mitra Jouhari for an episode that has been alternatively sound tracked by Guy Montgomery. Today we discover the fifth girl is Lily, but the sixth girl is NYC BUT THE SEVENTH girl is Hat. Let’s find out about her journey. Mitra puts forward a strong argument for the gals staying in Mexico and Tim puts forward one for why this movie would benefit from being almost an entire hour shorter.@tweetrajouhari (Twitter) @mitrajouhari (Instagram) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Writer/actor/comedian Amy Hoggart (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) does not do stand-up, nor does she sh*t herself. She does however guest on this episode to discuss Charlotte’s abs, Lord Byron's philandering, incestuous relationships and Kim Cattrall's breasts and lack of tummy. Also, did someone f*** a dog in this film?Follow Amy: @amy_hoggart (Twitter) @amyhoggart (Instagram) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Becky Lucas joins us as the inaugural special guest for this season and it turns out she loved the HBO show but has some notes for the film. Timbo is hungover and fresh off a party where he was freaking everyone out by his fireworks-handling and Guy is trying not to get bullied. Mr Big is revealed to be the original Daddy, everyone in this episode is probably too high and Becky shares her very specific fav SaTC gal.Sponsored by BeckysVapePens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is looking after his new puppy and Guy is being coached through his tax return by the world’s oldest man. Out friendz on the other hand are being forced to watch Happy Feet, rejoicing over Linux references and relishing life imitating art in the form of a judge’s orders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy faces down the duration of this movie and Tim reveals his fear of the Kate Bush classic Wuthering Heights. The boys discover writer/director Mattress has likely never set foot inside a gosh darn cafe in his dang life and we say hello to flesh world. Also Timbo and The Flash get contacted by celebrated Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda WHO IS IN THIS MOVIE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spirits are phenomenally low in this watch (which comes less than a day after the prior viewing) and Tim is desperately trying to find the least intrusive way to fit this project into his life. Meanwhile, Guy is in Goa, India, surrounded by cows. Some of them, ejaculating. We welcome two members to the BCC (Bum Chin Club) and ask (but not answer the question)L How exactly do you market a podcast? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Friendzone, making a return due to tepid demand. Guy and Tim are addressing some slightly dated correspondence because IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy is coming to us from Bangalore, India. Tim is outside a live music event featuring Usher in Auckland, New Zealand and facing some troubles from the guards. Unfortunately, this ep is another deep dive into the world of Charlotte’s bowel movements AND Guy’s on his trip in the subcontinent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are together and off for a walk in a bird park! Guy ponders whether juice is actually good or bad for you and claims milk is only for children (shout out to @TheBroox on Twitter). The pair explore how we got Brady The Rat King and WHO Steve cheated on Miranda with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim's no longer good with this movie (or his health) but maybe he's getting a dog? Guy's really pulling his socks up with regards to the project and will NOT entertain the notion of a great glass elevator-style situation in Big and Carrie’s apartment building. Big recklessly throws amount real estate money without a builders report and M Night Shyamalan has some big ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look out because Guy be coming on you. Tim shows off his Wild Hogs knowledge and gloats about the fact that he's watched the film non-solo this time, Guy and Tim's wife are doing SOMETHING behind Timbo's back (possibly tasteful nudes and poetry) and then one of the boiz reveals a real twist for this ep. The beef between SJP and KC is explored and it's time for the Biggest idea of all: Samantha Jones' F*** Clinic.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Montgomery is coming in hot with some positivity after hearing the McElroy brothers will be in Trolls 2. Timbo is chasing that good, good feeling by trying to take a leaf out of Samantha's post-flight fabulousness. Unfortunately, moods sour when it comes to Harry's tie and the Baha Men but at least we can all agree that Steve looks super cute in therapy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fatigue is setting in. Which SaTC gal is Barry Obama? Tim posits that Tiger Woods sh*ts himself on the reg. Guy shares a delightful story about him defecating inside of skin coloured tights. Is Tim a misogynist because he doesn't enjoy women crapping themselves in films? It’s basically all poo chat in this one. Also, this season needs more weed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim is in power pose with all the drinks, ready for another review of Sex and The City. He's once again broken the movie into bite-sized chunks so he doesn't choke on it. Monty isn't happy with Carrie not getting recognised for her great joke. Charlotte definitely got ebola. Anthony is a wedding gift. What's too big to be a chair and too small to be a couch? Plus, the correct order of acceptable numbers on a volume slider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbly and Guybo watch Sex and The City just hours after recording the last episode and the reviews are in: It's no good. You simply need more time between watches. Guy self-identifies as a Miranda and takes a trip down Warcraft lane. This episode also has a lot of love for Runkle, Monty giving the vocal performance of a lifetime and the boiz swapping stories about their children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has been on his honeymoon and had a three week break from the movie. Upon his return to hanging out with the gals, he discovers the boys have been watching different cuts of the film (maybe?) Guy is discovering Pamplemousse-flavoured La Croix and Big's breeding rats. Some highly blasphemous business pitches are chucked around and we dive into what Timbo has deemed ‘The Deep End of The Pool’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome Canadia-dians. In this fourth watch and review, Guy joins a pyramid scheme and Tim becomes a Coffee Guy. But where is THE Coffee Guy? Sex and The City becomes an announced enemy of The State of Tim and we introduce a new friend, Paul. The glossy Hollywood depiction of packing and moving is ripped apart by the boiz and they discuss who Richard Scarry is, leading to an even better question: Have adults simply been doing mindless busy work since the 1960s? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.