
The Rise Guys Podcast
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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/25
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you all, it's a full TRG

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM

THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER GONNA FEEL GOOD: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN MADE IT HOME DUDE: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS

AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING DUDE: HOUR ONE
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/25
Ready for Santa? ... it's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG

THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A ROOM MATE: HOUR FOUR
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 317

SO MUCH FOR PRIVACY IN THE WORK BATHROOM...: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: MY BOSS TALKS TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

SHE SAID HE HAS TOO MANY TOYS.... NO, NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN

FAT BOY YOU DROVE OVER TWO HOURS TO GET FOOD BRO... REALLY?: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS A PROFESSOR WHO DATES STUDENTS THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THERE: HOUR FOUR
STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO KEEPING KIDS IN BAND IS VERY EXPENSIVE EVIDENTLY

SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 10, IF THEY WANNA WORK... LET EM WORK: HOUR THREE
IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK MMCM: TIME TRAVELING PIGEONS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX

YOU MIGHT WANNA STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE FOR A BIT: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW

PROBABLY NOT THE WORST GIFT IDEA IF WE'RE BEING HONEST: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES: NICOLE THINKS THE JUNK MOLD IS A GREAT IDEA OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS PAIGE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/22/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

LOOK AT PAIGE, CRACKING UP THE ROOM..: HOUR FOUR
OUR SNL 50TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN PAIGE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET FUNNY?

WELL DO YOU HAVE A SON OR NOT? WE NEED AN UPDATE: HOUR THREE
MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 318 OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

"IT WAS IMPRESSIVE, I'LL SAY THAT, HE'S TOO OLD TO USE IT THO PROBABLY"-FAT BOY: HOUR TWO
BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY

HERE'S A DONATION STORY THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS HOLE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/19/25
A full Friday edition of TRG

DON'T GET SCAMMED BY SCAMMERS, DAN: HOUR FOUR
PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN

I'M SHAVING SOME BEEF OFF THE SANDWICH IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.. HAHAHA: HOUR THREE
EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

WTF DID XAVIER JUST SAY?: HOUR TWO
MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE

WELL IF SHE'S IN MY WEDDING, SHE BETTER GET HER ASS IN SHAPE: HOUR ONE
FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/18/25
A full Thursday edition of TRG

JUST LEAVE THAT BATHROOM DOOR OPEN BABY: HOUR FOUR
DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 313

IF YOU'RE UNCUT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY THAT WAY..: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13

HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO TO POUND TOWN?: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?

DUDE YOU REALLY ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW: HOUR ONE
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/17/25
A full Wednesday, and last show of the year, of TRG

DUDE, DON’T CRAP WHERE YOU GET THE COMPANY INK… OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol dude banged a co worker at his company Christmas party, foul dude, foul…

THE BEST DAMN AUDIO YOU EVER HEARD… THIS YEAR: HOUR THREE
Here’s our favorite, more importantly your favorite, Best Damn Audio clips of 2025

PAIGE YOUR BEST SPELLING DAYS MIGHT BE BEHIND YOU: HOUR TWO
Dan In Columbia sends a couple of new songs in that suck lol Spellinburg with a twist, for GAHLAY.COM gift cards Headlines

HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOTTA HOT SOUP?: HOUR ONE
“Pouring soup” on somebody, Paige I think you just came up with a new euphemism for pissing lol Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/16/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

LET THE PARTY START BABY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Company Christmas Party fallout, Fat Boy you missed a great one

CRACK A RAT AND SOAK IT ALL IN: HOUR THREE
Headlines According to Johns Hopkins University, your farts are your best friend

WELL YOU DIDN’T GIVE HIM THE BEST ADVICE: HOUR TWO
Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who might have messed up at his company Christmas Party, and then Jason, who didn’t really agree with the advice we gave Anonymous

WELL YOU DIDN’T HIDE THAT VERY WELL DID YOU?: HOUR ONE
Cheating, if you do it, better be careful, cover your tracks OR end up on Truth and Consequences lol Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/15/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

IF YOU GET PISSED ENOUGH, LET US HAVE IT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, 864-241-4318

WE GOTTA BREAKDOWN WHAT WE JUST WATCHED: HOUR THREE
More about the Diddy documentary, that dude will have a comeback right? Fat Boy seems to think so Mail Sack, and Paige talking about getting drugged back in the day

DUDE YOU MISSED ONE HELL OF A PARTY: HOUR TWO
Fat Boy you missed probably the best company Christmas Party ever Headlines

SO YOU FINALLY WATCHED IT HUH?: HOUR ONE
Mattman finally watches the Diddy doc Fat Boy was telling him to watch Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/12/25
The full Friday TRG

DONNA, YOU GOT AN ASS WHOPPN COMING YOUR WAY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Donna, the office shit starter, from Truth and Consequences calls in

USE THE NEXT STALL, ASSH__E: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

FAT BOY ARE YOU GOING, OR ARE YOU NOT GOING?: HOUR TWO
Fat Boy the Christmas Party, we need an answer bud Diddy is going to have a comeback at some point according to Fat Boy, we all love a “redemption story” it seems Headlines

CAN YOU GET RID OF HEPATITIS?: HOUR ONE
Hepatitis stays with you forever, right? Headlines Sports