The Rise Guys Podcast
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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/13/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, YA COCKWOMBLES, we found out what the hell that means actually, thanks to P1 DC...
WE ALL KNEW IT WAS RIGGED: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery
WELL BRENT, WE CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WERE THAT HONEST WITH YOUR DAD: HOUR THREE
Edith From Chattanooga calls in, always something interesting when she calls in, this time she gave out her full name if you gonners are out there looking Open Phones brings us Brent, who’s Dad is getting his “affairs in order” and is starting to dole out some inheritances, thing is Brent’s not too happy about what he’s getting
HE’S SCOTISH BUT HE’S BORN HERE AND DOESN’T HAVE AN ACCENT.. WHAT? HOUR TWO
Here’s a funny term from P1 DC that we never heard before, and if it’s a slur we’re sorry lol More Open Phones with a clarification from P1 REX about the burning dog story Fat Boy told us about earlier
WE LOVE TO SHRED, DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
Mattman and Fat Boy found out something they have in common, they both shred.. like documents, constantly, ahhh the joys of getting old, lol The news coming out of Iran isn’t always accurate but damn if it don’t look real… Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/12/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring the return... of Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery.. AND Paige declaring herself the "broken condom baby"
NEED SOME ADVICE? HIT US UP: HOUR FOUR
Headlines All Advice Show, get at us [email protected]
PAIGE A.K.A. THE BROKEN CONDOM BABY: HOUR THREE
Paige wasn’t suppose to be here evidently, listen to this story she drops on us The guy in Los Angeles that died by cutting his own penis off, well there’s more to that story evidently
BEFORE YOU PUT SOME MONEY DOWN, LISTEN TO THIS: HOUR TWO
Concert festivals, not for us anymore…here are some old concert memories from back in the day Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery, is the NBA rigged?
LOOKING FOR A BUSINESS IDEA? LISTEN UP: HOUR ONE
Damn we got some great ideas, Nothing Butt Fudge, Café And Get Some, etc.. don’t steal our ideas lol. ALSO, you might be a little too close to your dog Paige lol Here are some “shit hole” countries that we might not wanna visit lol Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/11/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring two rounds of Best Damn Audio, and we comment on the new billionaires list just released by Forbes
THAT’S A HELL OF A PROBLEM THERE SIR: HOUR FOUR
Headlines All Advice Show
TRUMP THE SOUND EFFECT GUY: HOUR THREE
Guess the Billionaires. The new list came out, Paige struggled for a second Best Damn Audio featuring the church, cussing, and President Trump
“YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAT BOY?”: HOUR TWO
Again, we all over the place but fuck it, shit’s fun.. hahah Man we don’t miss backstage pass, not one bit Mattman damn near died yesterday, popped a damn tire
ARE THEY GONNA MAKE PORN TRADING CARDS ANYTIME SOON?: HOUR ONE
We all over the place today, fun shit tho Shit we got late, let us catch up here.. AND F ya mammy bitch Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/10/26
A full monthly All Advice Show Tuesday edition of TRG
HERE A LAMB, THERE A LAMB, IN MATTMAN’S LIVING ROOM A LAMB: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mattman had a roommate over the weekend, a fuckin lamb hahaha
DROP EM GIRL, YOU DO YOU: HOUR THREE
The All Advice Show continues with Angie, who’s big as shit, but she’s trying to change that. Much to her friends’ chagrin, will she keep them around?...
DUDE MIGHT HAVE THE MOST INTERESTING SECURITY FOOTAGE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: HOUR TWO
It finally happened, Mattman cracked a rat in front of his lady The All Advice Show kicks off with some security footage catching something that it might not should have seen… what?
LADIES, DON’T LET THEM LEGS GET TOO BIG: HOUR ONE
Women dead lifting tons of weight, getting big ass legs, don’t get carried away Our thoughts on the state of the Greenville Pickens Speedway Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/09/26
A full Monday edition, featuring our resident lamb babysitter Mattman, Mail Sack, and more, of TRG
DON’T HOLD BACK ON US NOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, call now 864-241-4318
WE GOT PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD BABY: HOUR THREE
That ain’t a scarf you got from Hussein’s palace page, might be his jack rag tho hahaha Mail Sack time, send your questions, comments, complaints, to [email protected]
WE ALMOST HAD A GUEST LAMB ON THE SHOW TODAY: HOUR TWO
Mattman got a baby lamb, he almost had to bring it in with him today So what’s up in Iran this week? Headlines
I’D PUT THAT DAMN BIRD IN ANOTHER ROOM IF I WAS YOU: HOUR ONE
Dude is perturbed because his girl’s bird watches them hook up. Also, Fat Boy you might want to think about using some different passwords from here on out It’s really interesting the types of dead animals you find on the side of the road lately, odd positions too
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/06/26
A full Friday edition of TRG featuring the FOF HOTLINE, it's open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
DUDE, YOU CAN’T HAVE A FUNERAL IN YOUR HOUSE, CAN YOU?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol Thomas’s wife’s family wants to have Grandma’s funeral IN HIS HOUSE
DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHERE THE HELL MY GRASS GETS SHOT TO: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
LOT OF FEEDBACK FROM YESTERDAY’S WAKE IN THE HOUSE CALL: HOUR TWO
Do you remember your first funeral? That stuff always sticks with ya man A company in Washington state is trying to make it mandatory for their employees to be micro chipped Headlines
THE FIRST GOOD SAMARITAN, WHO THE HELL WAS IT?: HOUR ONE
How did the “good Samaritan” start? Who the f was it? Ain’t it a law too? So many questions “I had to stop and pick up a blood cup”… Fat Boy after getting his tooth pulled yesterday Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/05/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
SOMEBODY CALM DOWN ALEX JONES: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
WE WORLD WIDE BABY: HOUR THREE
We get an email from a worldly traveler, spread the word bruh, help us out, get us to Japan HA The damn room just erupted, not in a good way either
I’M NOT REALLY COOL WITH A DEAD BODY ON DISPLAY IN MY HOUSE: HOUR TWO
Matt has a big favor he needs to ask the room for.. ya’ll cool with sharing a studio with his new lamb next week? lol Thomas calls in and he isn’t too excited about being asked about hosting a wake at his house for a family member, is that shit even legal?
I COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT HEARING THAT MATTMAN: HOUR ONE
Ol dude over hear talking about taking barbwire to the throat because the state of South Carolina MIGHT outlaw barbwire fencing, WHAT? If you’re a doctor and you can keep up with all the damn medications out there now then you’re great, cuz they a damn lot of em Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/04/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio with a salty, and pissed off, Alex Jones lol
WELL KENDALL, MAYBE YOU STAY OUT OF YOUR LADY’S BUSINESS: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Kendall found birth control pills in his wife’s purse, so much for having a kid I guess
THIS REALLY IS GOOD, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio is back, if you see a clip tag @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew and we just might use yours
DAMNIT I’M ALIVE, AIN’T THAT CERTIFICATE ENOUGH?: HOUR TWO
So Mattman had to get his birth certificate, congrats on being certified born lol Remember getting hit with hickory sticks back in the day? Those damn things tore us up lol Headlines
MAN WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT CD: HOUR ONE
Remember the Black Crowes Amorica album? We forgot about the “underwear hair” on it hahaha Got a cheese festival somewhere? Fat Boy will definitely go to it Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/03/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Kendall who found birth control in his wife's purse... WTF dude? They were trying to have a kid too, or so he thought....
COME AT US, WE ANSWER ANY AND EVERYTHING: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mail Sack, send your questions to [email protected]
THE WORLD REALLY IS SICK, OR BECOMING MORE SO…: HOUR THREE
Headlines Well Paige you really didn’t have to say it like that but yes, that is a weird fetish
THE ONE TIME YOU DON’T WANNA SEE THAT PILL: HOUR TWO
Mattman got some new additions to his farm Kendall calls in to talk about what he found in his wife’s purse that drove him straight to a divorce lawyer
THERE’S NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT: HOUR ONE
What’s the movie where the autistic dude smacks himself when shit gets loud? Do you Google exactly that? We ain’t gonna find an answer lol Now let’s figure out how these bands got their names, Wang Chung is two white dudes, WTF? Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/02/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, our thoughts on Iran, weird looking water head dogs, and mirrors... WTF?, it's all inside
HEY BRETT, WAS YOUR AUNT ABLE TO WALK THIS WEEKEND? LOL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Brett the college student has a horny aunt who was coming to town this past weekend
PAIGE JUST DO THE DAMN FOOT PICS ALREADY: HOUR THREE
You won’t believe how much the average “creator” makes on Only Fans now, it will astonish you The Mail Sack is back for more action, including Lexapro dude from last week, send your questions, comments, complaints to [email protected]
MIRRORS, WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?: HOUR TWO
Who invented mirrors and why were Native Americans scared of them Races, we break it down hahaha, really tho, we do have questions Headlines
YOU REALLY DO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY: HOUR ONE
So we just found out what Apple Head dogs are and WOW!@ Our thoughts on what happened in Iran over the weekend Headlines