
The Rise Guys Podcast
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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/11/25
A full Thursday edition of TRG

GET THEM HOOTERS CHECKED PEOPLE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio

DONNA, THE OFFICE S__T STARTER CALLS IN: HOUR THREE
Donna was mentioned during this week’s Truth and Consequences, so she calls in to tell her side of the story Big Brown calls in with some Home Alone information that blew our minds

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET MEASLES? WE DON’T WANT IT THO: HOUR TWO
New SNAP regulations in South Carolina got people in a tizzy, is it warranted? Measles are back, WTF man Headlines

I SWEAR IT’S THE CHAIR: HOUR ONE
Where did insurance start and why? Also, Fat Boy wonders if Mattman has a previous “fart trauma” since he always references that his chair makes fart noises and not his asshole Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/10/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG

DONNA, YOU DONE DID IT NOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences was WILD yesterday, ol NARC ass co-worker Donna lol

LADIES, DON’T FORGET THE MAMMY GRAMMY: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio with a message from Colonocopy lady about Mammy Grammy’s now lol, plus a smart ass kid in the middle of his church choir

YOU JUST GOT INVITED TO A THROUPLE MATTMAN: HOUR TWO
Did Mattman just get solicited for some Christmas nookie? Lol Spellinburg for Gahlay.com prizes Headdys

LET US BACK IN THE SCOUTS MAN, THAT’D BE FUN: HOUR ONE
Why did the Boy Scouts start? Fat Boy and Mattman were scouts but can’t remember why Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/09/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

THE BEST FOOT AND MOUTH STORY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mattman puts his foot in his mouth in a classic way recently, but was he setup for it?

WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS KID?: HOUR THREE
Headlines Mattman saw a kid outside recently who definitely needed to be wearing more clothes

QUIT STEALING THE DONATIONS YOU BITCH: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences featured two co-workers, who don't like each other, and a stolen donation; maybe tho they should be more pissed with the woman in the middle who instigated the whole thing

YOU MIGHT WANNA WASH YOUR PURSE WOMAN: HOUR ONE
Old time craft fairs, and the funny saying of “keeping your balls in her purse” might backfire in certain social situations Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/08/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

COULD YOU AT LEAST LOSE THE BRA?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines They hookup but he don’t get to see the goods, sup with that?

SOMETHING IS UP WITH THE WEATHER, IT SUCKS MAINLY: HOUR THREE
Fat Boy isn’t a fan of the weather, evidently it really messed with him this weekend, meanwhile, enjoy this old school weather channel music Fat Boy didn’t get invited to the company Christmas party evidently

I MEAN WHO ELSE HAS THAT DAMN TATTOO?: HOUR TWO
Thanks for all who came out to help out the kids for the LEO Santa Toy Drive This “Mattman Foot In Mouth Story” might end up in his top three of all times Headlines

WELL LOOK AT YOU, FAT LITTLE MATTMAN: HOUR ONE
Mattman shares a pic of himself with the room, also, deaf people… do you cuss? Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/05/25
We are out at L.E.O. Santa for Day 2 so here's a classic full episode of TRG

HE WANTS ME TO QUIT MY JOB BUT I LOVE TO WORK: HOUR FOUR
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY MAN WANTS ME TO STOP TEACHING ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE BEATS ME UP WHEN WE DRINK

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THOSE TICKETS?: HOUR THREE
BDA: TRUMP DING DONG OPEN PHONES: BEN BOUGHT GEORGIA FOOTBALL SEASON TICKETS THE FEMALE PHILLIES FAN, WHAT A BITCH

SO.. I NEVER FINISHED COLLEGE, WE GOOD?: HOUR TWO
T AND C: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE T AND C UPDATE: I DIDN'T GRADUATE FROM TENNESSEE WE GET A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA

IF YOU WANT ANOTHER TATTOO, YOU BETTER FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT: HOUR ONE
T AND C: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS OPEN PHONES: I'M DONE GIVING YOU TATTOOS BDA: SEX AIN'T FOR US NO MO T AND C: I'M ON THE REGISTRY

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/04/25
We are out at L.E.O Santa for the Upstate of South Carolina so here's a full Thursday edition of a classic TRG

WELL, TURNS OUT THAT SWINGING AIN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE: HOUR FOUR
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY CO-WORKER IS STEALING OVERTIME BDA: MOSQUITO RAP ANTHEM OPEN PHONES: WE STARTED SWINGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT

I MIGHT NEED TO BREAK UP WITH MY PREACHER: HOUR THREE
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 329 WITH JEREMY CLEMENTS OPEN PHONES: I MIGHT NEED A NEW CHURCH WE WON BEST MORNING SHOW OF THE YEAR

DON'T THROW THAT AWAY... BURN IT: HOUR TWO
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS TO OUR TRASH? OPEN PHONES: I JUST HAD THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE BDA: YO MAMA ON CRACK

SEE MY CAR? WATCH THIS..: HOUR ONE
THE GENERAL LEE, KENTUCKY WATER JUMP THIS LADY IS FROM NORTH, SOUTH CAROLINA..WTF? BDA: ALL ABOUT FARTS AND KIDS PAIGE DOES YOUR TOP FIVE HOT DUDES LIST MATCH THIS ONE?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/03/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG

IT WAS A WILD THANKSGVING MAN, SMELLED BUT WILD: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The All Advice Show was riddled with hooking up and Thanksgiving dinner

COLONOSCOPY ONLY TAKE TWENNY MINUTE..: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio returns with a fun colonoscopy video and a mashup you’re gonna love

I WOULDN’T MIND SEEING WHAT THE OLE NOODLE LOOKS LIKE INSIDE: HOUR TWO
Can you get a cosmetic brain scan? Just for the hell of it? Spellinburg for great prizes Headlines

FAT BOY YOU DON’T KNOW S__T ABOUT CARS DO YOU?: HOUR ONE
Paige knows more about cars than Fat Boy, who’s the real man here? Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/02/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

SO LONG DOO DOO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Do you know where your excrement is?

YOU AIN’T DOING THAT TO ME, BUT WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO?: HOUR THREE
The All Advice Show continues with Gary, who’s girl asked him to do something he’s not comfortable with but more importantly, he can’t figure out why she even wants to do that TO him

THE BATHROOM SMELLS LIKE HELL: HOUR TWO
The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonymous, who had a lot going on for Thanksgiving this year, like hooking up in the bathroom, a near dead grandma, and a marriage proposal nobody was expecting Headlines

ESKIMO BROTHERS, WHERE’S YOURS?: HOUR ONE
Paige is late as fuck today, what’s new? LOL, so we carry on without her, also, Epstein was an asshole but couldn’t spell either, was that his worst offense? His mis-spelling? Mattman seems to think so Please don’t invite Fat Boy to any Christmas Parades, that’s all Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/01/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

THIS DUDE NEEDS TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND WORK ALREADY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines She ain’t happy HE lost HIS job and she might be done with it altogether

WHERE’S ALL THIS CRAP GOING? LITERALLY: HOUR THREE
Who invented sanitation? Literally where does all of our shit go? Mariah Carey makes so much damn money this time of year, off that one damn song

“I’VE HAD CHANCES TO BE A LESBIAN BUT TURNED THEM DOWN” - PAIGE: HOUR TWO
Paige, what REALLY goes on at the mountain house? Did you know there was a Christmas Vacation 2? WTF. Also we try to guess Paige’s nipple size Headlines

HE WAS BUDDIES WITH COOTER: HOUR ONE
We back LIVE, also it’s hard to do a good Macho Man impersonation, unless you’re Dan Soder of course Headlines Sports

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/28/25
A full Black Friday edition of TRG

MY EX HAS H.I.V, SOMEBODY GET ME A DAMN TEST: HOUR FOUR
WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT? ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME

I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL AND BY GOD, I'LL HAVE ONE: HOUR THREE
T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO

WEED AND EASTER, A COMBINATION THAT CHANGED THIS DUDE'S LIFE: HOUR ONE
BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES OPEN PHONES: MARSHALL TELLS US A FUNNY STORY ABOUT A TRANS COUPLE OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM

GUYS, I MIGHT HAVE THE UGLIEST WIFE ALIVE, FOR REAL: HOUR TWO
ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE