The Rise Guys Podcast
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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/08/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
JUST STOP THE BIT IF IT’S GONNA KILL THE DUDE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Dry January just got a lot more complicated
THIS GUY REALLY GOT SETUP: HOUR THREE
Open Phones brings us Will, who got pantsed at a family party and it might come back to bite him in court, he also doesn’t wear underwear so everybody saw EVERYTHING P1 Motive calls in to remind us of the last time he was in the studio, damn near 20 years ago, WOW!
THE FIRST FACEBOOK FUSSIN OF 2026: HOUR TWO
Newspapers are dying, Pittsburgh is about to be the first major U.S. city without a newspaper Facebook Fussin, after a mild camera delay we get going
THE DAMN SANDWICH SMELLED LIKE GAS: HOUR ONE
Gas station sandwiches, old people, and memories from way back when Headlines Speaking of churches from earlier, here are some that are popular elsewhere, i.e. Hip Hop Church
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/07/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU, MAYBE NOT..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Shout out to all we lost in 2025
WANNA TRY THAT… “BOURBON STREET GRAVY”?.. NO, YOU DON’T LOL: HOUR THREE
Headlines The first Best Damn Audio of the new year, featuring the “Bourbon St Gravy” and some old people who can’t seem to nail the take
THIS BET MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A TURN: HOUR TWO
Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s doing “Dry January” with a buddy of his and it’s not going so well. Tina calls in with something to say about this whole thing
THE MONKS ARE WALKING THROUGH, NOT HERE, BUT THEY’RE COMING: HOUR ONE
People are protesting the monks walking through the state, why? Stop, quit it, damnit Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/06/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
SWEET HOME CHICAGO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mattman hit Chicago over the break, will he move there?...
NO BIGGIE, JUST RIC BEING RIC LOL: HOUR THREE
We almost shit when we see how low the federal minimum wage is Ric Flair pissed a couple people off with his recent Cameos they paid big money for
IT’S BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE DUDES STORMED CONGRESS: HOUR ONE
Can you believe it’s been five years since “January 6th”? WOW! Headlines RIP MTV
RIP TO WHO WE LOST IN 2025: HOUR TWO
An “In Memoriam” for those we lost in 2025, some you might have forgotten, sorry to open old wounds Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/05/26
A full Monday, we back baby, LIVE edition of TRG
READY TO EXPAND, MATTMAN?: HOUR FOUR
Goats are assholes, they really are, just no way to get around it Headlines
DO ALL THE WOMEN IN CHICAGO LOOK LIKE FAT BOY, MATTMAN?: HOUR THREE
Mattman went to Chicago over the break, he and Fat Boy probably vacation a little differently
WE JUST WROTE THE BEST HORROR MOVE EVER: HOUR TWO
Picture it, “I Did You Last Summer” and instead of a hook hand, it’s a dildo for a hand, and he can’t spit saliva, it’s straight up baby oil from his mouth, yeah you’d watch that Fat Boy you don’t really know shit about horses do you? Headlines
PAIGE, TAKE YOUR NEW CUP AND STICK IT UP YOUR…. PLEASE, WE WANNA WATCH: HOUR ONE
Truth and Consequences involving a lot of money and a misunderstanding Paige’s new cup, gift from Mattman, looks really phallic, is that how you spell dick in nice words? LOL A little Best Damn Audio with some Jamaican KFC
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/02/26
A full Friday edition of TRG
YOUR TEETH ARE JACKED, SO I'M OUT: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT
SHOULD I LET MY SON GO TO THE BEACH WITH HIS BUDDIES?: HOUR THREE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?
EASTER AND WEED, PROBABLY NOT A GOOD COMBINATION: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?
CHECK OUT THESE BIG SCOTTISH HOOTERS: HOUR ONE
RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/01/26
HAPPY NEW YEAR! A full new year edition of TRG
NOW SHE'S ASKING ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE: HOUR FOUR
BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS
DUDE YOU GOT MASTERS TICKETS, BETTER USE EM WISELY: HOUR TWO
THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT
FUTURE WWE HALL OF FAMER JEFF HARDY ON TRG: HOUR TWO
PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING
THE BIRTHDAY ROAST.. OF FAT BOY: HOUR ONE
THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/31/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
DILDO DEREK, WHAT A NICK NAME LOL: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS
THIS DUDE NEVER EXISTED EVIDENTLY..: HOUR THREE
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL
THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART
WE LOVE SOME FEEDBACK: HOUR ONE
DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/30/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
IT'S YOUR DAD IN A BOX..: HOUR FOUR
FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I'M BROKE, AND IT SUCKS: HOUR THREE
SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS
NEW SON.. COME ON DOWN: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN
YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN... COULD BE FUN THO: HOUR ONE
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/29/25
A full Monday edition of TRG
MY GIRL USE TO BE MY TEACHER.. HOW WILD IS THAT?: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?
SOBER SUE.. THE FIRST CARNIE..: HOUR THREE
BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY
NOW WE HEAR FROM THE PARTY IN QUESTION..: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER
YOU MIGHT REGRET NOT KEEPING ANYTHING THO: HOUR ONE
MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/25
You return those gifts yet? Get pissed you didn't get what you wanted? Listen to a full edition of TRG while you wait in the return line lol
DID THEY CATCH ALL OF THOSE MONKEYS THO?..: HOUR FOUR
THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER
SHE WILL NOT LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE: HOUR THREE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE DUDE..: HOUR TWO
PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
THAT'S A LOT OF BALLOONS MAN, TOO DAMN MANY ACTUALLY: HOUR ONE
BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALLOON FEST OF 1986