The Rise Guys Podcast
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LADY, AT THIS POINT JUST TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol Anonymous is a big girl, she might be single for awhile because of it
YOU GONNA CATCH AN ASS WHOPPIN WHEN SHE BONDS OUT: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318, this week was HOT with pissed off people, including a woman waiting to beat some ass as soon as she gets out of jail
CALLING ALL NUNS: HOUR TWO
Nuns, do we have any locally? Fat Boy says he’s never met a nun before, plus we have questions about the nunnery or whatever you call it HA Headlines
SHOW US THE NAKED MAN AND THE YELLOW THONG PLEASE: HOUR ONE
Mattman told Fat Boy he needs to watch Neighbors on MAX, he didn’t mean right this second tho..ever seen a dude workout OUTSIDE in a yellow thong? lol WOW! Random thought, is New York City floating? Why hasn’t it sunk yet?
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/26/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG featuring Anonymous, a BIG woman who only attracts certain people and she can't understand why. Also look out for the "Sauce Bandits" of Anderson County who robbed the Smokin Pig, let's get these boys... the SAUCE BANDITS lol
LET’S SAVE OUR SPEEDWAY, DAMNIT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines We need to save the Greenville Pickens Speedway
ANDERSON COUNTY P1’S, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE … SAUCE BANDITS: HOUR THREE
Headlines with the Smokin Pig in Pendleton getting robbed by… what Paige dubbed.. the “sauce bandits” Speaking of big women, Edith use to be one
BETWEEN BLACK GUYS AND LESBIANS, NOBODY ELSE WILL LOOK AT ME: HOUR TWO
Anonymous is sort of piggybacking on last week’s call with Tommy who can’t find big women, well she’s a big woman and there are only certain people that find her attractive, so does she only consider them now? We talk her through it
YOU ITALIANS LOVE TO CLAIM ALL THE FIGURES FROM HISTORY: HOUR ONE
Did you know that Chef Boyardee was a real person? We thought Holy shit how the hell does Zach Bryan have this much money? More than damn Morgan Wallen somehow Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/25/26
A Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and a wicked neck tattoo that's kind of hot but only because it was on a chick, would look weird on a dude hahaha
ANOTHER GREAT MATTMAN "FOOT IN MOUTH" STORY LOL: HOUR FOUR
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT LETTING HER DO THAT TO ME BDA: COLONOCOPY TWENNY MINNUTE MATTMAN'S FOOT, HIS MOUTH, AND THE NECK TATTOO
HEY, SOME THINGS WE'RE COOL WITH NOT KNOWING LOL: HOUR THREE
BDA: EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE IT SITNK PAIGE GRADUATED FROM BUSH SCHOOL IF YOU FIND A DEAD BODY, DON'T CALL OUR SHOW
WWE'S JADE CARGILL IN STUDIO, NIIICE: HOUR TWO
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I CAN'T HAVE KIDS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL'S BIRD WATCHES US HOOK UP JADE CARGILL
ARE YOU SURE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT BACK?: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I KEPT THE WATCH MY EX GAVE ME OPEN PHONES: CLINTA HAS THOUGHTS ON THAT WATCH FAT BOY DOES SNIFFING SALTS T AND C: I'M BANGING YOUR BEST FRIEND
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/24/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG featuring a brand new Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery about a pretty hot topic local to us here in the Upstate and should be for every racing fan everywhere
TOMMY THE CHUBBY CHASER: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Tommy loves big women, he can’t find one tho
LEFT BRAIN, RIGHT BRAIN, IN FAT BOY’S CASE NO BRAIN LOL: HOUR THREE
Headdys The parts of the brain, what the hell are they? There might be something to this whole thing
WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON BEHIND THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY?: HOUR TWO
Mattman how the hell are you a current events guy and you HATE watching the news? Mike Joy talked about Greenville Pickens Speedway this past weekend, our thoughts Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery dives into the mystery OF.. the Greenville Pickens Speedway
YOU COULD BE CALLED A LOT WORSE THERE BUDDY: HOUR ONE
Ole Randy doesn’t like that his father in law, soon to be that is, has a nickname for him The video of the Laguardia Airport crash was pretty gnarly to be honest Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/23/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, including Bird Song, with the oddest call we've got in a while
SOME OF Y’ALL BOUT TO GET FIRED IT LOOKS LIKE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
WOW! THIS DUDE CAN’T EVEN FIND THE BIGGEST GIRL IN THE ROOM TO DATE: HOUR THREE
Tommy calls in with a unique issue, he loves big women, and he can’t find one to date.. Seriously?
THAT MIGHT BE THE WEIRDEST CALL WE’VE GOTTEN IN A BIT: HOUR TWO
Paige mouthy as fuck today, fun tho lol.. Also, why the fuck did she bring six apples to work today P1 Bird Song just moved up here, he was WILD to talk to on the phone btw Headlines
OH YEAH, THERE IS A DEAF RAPPER ALREADY..: HOUR ONE
Who the hell was the deaf rapper we had on BDA before? We can’t find it for shit man If you had friends who kissed their parents on the mouth growing up, how’s that working out now? Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/20/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, with another FOF Hotline full of piss and vinnygur
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN JUG: HOUR FOUR
Headlines JUG is in for Facebook Fussin
IF YOU OWN A DOG, YOU STINK, AND YOUR DOG DOES TOO: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
PAIGE THAT AIN’T A FLASHLIGHT, IT’S A DAMN DILDO: HOUR TWO
No wonder Paige went back to her mountain house to get her new flashlight, it’s hung like hell lol Headlines
IS IT SATURDAY?: HOUR ONE
We’re getting new pics on the side of the building, also.. there’s a lot of angry UNC fans in town, who saw that shocker coming? So now these data centers are using robot dogs to guard their facilities Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/19/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring Jeremy Clements on another edition of Facebook Fussin
IN THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI PALACE..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Damn Edith, you saw a lot during your first fifteen years in the club lol
WHY DID HE STAPLE THAT TO HIS DAMN HEAD?: HOUR THREE
Headlines JUG you ever seen some stuff in the crowd before a race? You know what we talkin about lol
LET’S DO SOME FUSSIN JUG: HOUR TWO
Hey JUG, how’s the season so far? Facebook Fussin, send yours to [email protected]
THIS TURNIP’S BOUT OUT OF DAMN BLOOD BUDDY: HOUR ONE
Well if you had a work schedule like Fat Boy’s trying to get, you’d never wanna quit your job lol, a week off a month.. come on dude, really? Can we get some equipment that works please? Thanks Headlines
TRG EXTRA: EDITH AND THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE, THE FULL STORY
Here's the full long version of the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/18/26
WOW! what a show we never saw coming, it was episodic, here's the full Wednesday edition of TRG featuring Best Damn Audio and Edith, stripping, and the famed Chattanooga Tiki Palace
YOU TRIPPIN POPS, NO CAP: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences, Sup Crai
REMIND US AGAIN WHY YOU GOT BAPTIZED?..: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio is back for another week of hilarious clips, if you have any you can tag Mattman @ohmaffew and Fat Boy @fatboy933 on social media..
EDITH THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD STRIPPER FROM CHATTANOOGA, AND THE TIKI PALACE: HOUR TWO
We get Edith’s account of what she saw in the Tiki Palace Club from back in the day, how she got there, and the murder for hire plot that brought the whole thing to it’s fall.
THE CHATTANOOGA TIKI PALACE: HOUR ONE
Did you know Chattanooga had a Playboy Club back in the day? Niiiice lol Open Phones brings us Edith, who just so happens to know a thing or two about said club, but more on that next hour
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/17/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Crai.. who really is Craig, but according to his Dad he's dropped the "g".. ok lol
WOW! WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THOSE PAIGE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Somebody, Paige, is busting out of they shirt this morning.. jesus man, suckers are UUUUGE
THROW ALL MY MONEY BEHIND FART COIN, DO IT NOW: HOUR THREE
Headlines, also what the hell is Fartcoin? Sounds cool, let’s invest It’s been awhile since we checked in with Dan in Columbia’s submissions.. let’s do it now
MY SON MIGHT BE A TAD CONFUSED: HOUR TWO
Truth and Consequences featured a Dad who’s worried about his son and his, maybe his misappropriation of another culture and he doesn’t really know how to stop it
WHO’S TOSSIN OUR JUNK, MAN?: HOUR ONE
The studio is clean now, maybe a little too clean lol How the hell is it St. Patrick’s Day and we didn’t remember it? Is it that big of a deal anymore? Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/16/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring pounding rain sounds coming through our headphones and Paige finding out FOR THE FIRST TIME, what a blumpkin is lol
SELL IT DUDE, JUST DON’T TELL YOUR DAD: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol dude don’t want his dad’s car
SO PAIGE JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A BLUMPKIN IS..: HOUR THREE
The Mail Sack is back for another week of questions, comments, bitches, and complaints. Feel free to send yours to [email protected]
THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY TO PASS UP, TOO MUCH MAYBE: HOUR TWO
These data centers are trying to pop up everywhere, Cherokee County, Lexington KY, we gotta have em tho…right?..maybe Paige do you have any flat chested friends? All your girls got big jacks lol Headlines
WHAT THE HELL IS DOES DOSI-DO MEAN?: HOUR ONE
Where did the do si do come from? Did we say it right? Probably not, also Happy Stone Cold Day Is there any point to watching The Oscars anymore? Also, saving the Greenville-Pickens Speedway seems to be picking up some steam since Dale Jr. commented on it