The Rise Guys Podcast
630 episodes — Page 13 of 13
ESKIMO BROTHERS, WHERE’S YOURS?: HOUR ONE
Paige is late as fuck today, what’s new? LOL, so we carry on without her, also, Epstein was an asshole but couldn’t spell either, was that his worst offense? His mis-spelling? Mattman seems to think so Please don’t invite Fat Boy to any Christmas Parades, that’s all Sports
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/01/25
A full Monday edition of TRG
THIS DUDE NEEDS TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND WORK ALREADY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines She ain’t happy HE lost HIS job and she might be done with it altogether
WHERE’S ALL THIS CRAP GOING? LITERALLY: HOUR THREE
Who invented sanitation? Literally where does all of our shit go? Mariah Carey makes so much damn money this time of year, off that one damn song
“I’VE HAD CHANCES TO BE A LESBIAN BUT TURNED THEM DOWN” - PAIGE: HOUR TWO
Paige, what REALLY goes on at the mountain house? Did you know there was a Christmas Vacation 2? WTF. Also we try to guess Paige’s nipple size Headlines
HE WAS BUDDIES WITH COOTER: HOUR ONE
We back LIVE, also it’s hard to do a good Macho Man impersonation, unless you’re Dan Soder of course Headlines Sports
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/28/25
A full Black Friday edition of TRG
MY EX HAS H.I.V, SOMEBODY GET ME A DAMN TEST: HOUR FOUR
WOULD YOU SEE A HOLOGRAM CONCERT? ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX HAS HIV AND MY WIFE IS PISSED ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY EX CO WORKER IS STALKING ME
I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL AND BY GOD, I'LL HAVE ONE: HOUR THREE
T AND C: I WANT AN ABOVE GROUND POOL, DAMNIT SENIOR SHOUTOUTS: 2025 OPEN PHONES: FARM ANIMALS AND ALIENS, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO
WEED AND EASTER, A COMBINATION THAT CHANGED THIS DUDE'S LIFE: HOUR ONE
BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES OPEN PHONES: MARSHALL TELLS US A FUNNY STORY ABOUT A TRANS COUPLE OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM
GUYS, I MIGHT HAVE THE UGLIEST WIFE ALIVE, FOR REAL: HOUR TWO
ANONYMOUS MOM SAYS HER SON GOT A HICKEY ON A FIELD TRIP ANONYMOUS SAYS HIS WIFE IS UGLY WE GET AN EMAIL FROM ANONYMOUS' UGLY WIFE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/27/25
A full Thanksgiving edition of TRG
FEEDING TIME BABY, FEEDING TIME: HOUR FOUR
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 320 PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT
MY GIRLFRIEND USE TO BE MY TEACHER, AND SHE HAS NO CLUE: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: WE HAD A KID AND MY WIFE WANTS ME TO CHANGE CAREERS BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA
GUYS I'M BROKE, AND IT SUCKS: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS
THIS CHICK IS COOL, BUT HER SON IS A REAL PAIN IN MY ASS: HOUR ONE
BDA: IT DON'T MATTER HOW I CRACK AN EGG OPEN PHONES: I'M HAVING ISSUES WITH MY GIRL'S SON ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME FAKE JEWELRY YOU MAKING ME FEEL OLD MATTMAN: FIRST EVER
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/26/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
ARE YOU A TEKKER?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines She went through her daughter’s diary and learned all about “lemon tekking”
MY HUSBAND PICKED THE WRONG TIME TO LOSE HIS JOB: HOUR THREE
More Open Phones with Lindsey, who isn’t happy that her husband lost his job last week
IT’S BACK BABY, SPELLINBURG: HOUR TWO
We Play Spellinburg for a great prize, games are back baby Headlines
BRO, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO MOMS..: HOUR ONE
Chris has quite the mouth, his poor mother Headlines Sports
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/25/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
WELL LOOK WHO DON’T GOT THE SUGARS NO MORE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mattman is now diabetic free, how did he defy science? Will he get it back? Fat Boy says so…
WHAT THE HELL IS MY KID TALKING ABOUT?: HOUR THREE
Open Phones brings us “Anony-Mommy” who read her daughter’s diary and doesn’t want her to know, so she calls us to ask if we know what “lemon tekking” means
DO YOU FLOSS YOUR DONKEY?: HOUR TWO
Vets apparently do a lot of shit for these animals, but do you floss a donkey’s teeth? And does it literally smell like shit? Hahaha, do donkeys eat shit? Headlines